Some say you can know a man truly by the contents of his sofa

Some say you can know a man truly by the contents of his sofa
So Sup Forums what's under your sofa?
Pic related
Here I am bearing my sofa to you all

You filthy cunt

peanuts
cracker jacks
i don't think i'll ever go back
so its root root root for the home team
if they don't win its a shame
so its one, two, three
strikes you're out'
at the
old
ball
THE GAME

I vacuum my sofas interior every week you disgusting fucking pig.
You're going to die alone.

Eat something from in there
>look my Dubs demand it

ok OP im listening

Normie

Do it OP

He gotta do it now, checked

Op here keep thread bumping will timestamp

Kek

So, are you gonna eat something from there or nah?

Challenge accepted faggot

rip op

Lick the plate clean

Love you Sup Forumsros

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This taste lick shit

Captain LOG, OP In a Rare non-Fag state.

oh God, this is worse than starring at the eclipse.

How's the texture?

Not at home, but a bunch of crunched beer cans, soda caps, empty bottles, cigarette butts, ash, and spilt dried up booze.

Its going down smooth with dat fag butt and da gummie bear

jesus christ this man is going to die soon

DONE

Gotta leave for work now, op is not a fagot, I'm proud so fucking proud.

Trips and i finish my plate

Rell before I leave

do it

Do ittt

Role

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Ill take roll, i imagine it taste like shitty trail mix

Op here while you cunts keep rolling im a roll me a dimpy dave outta dimps i found in my sofa

nice and roll

Henry Rawling

Roll

Rolling

And instead of just saying roll like a bunch of sheeptards give me some decent questions and ill answer them as best i can

Cmon 444

roll

Whats up with the arm tat?

how convenient

Why is your couch so filthy?

Eat Shit often?

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>inb4 ami a retard
Yes i am

>742855555
Im ashamed user...

Clean your fucking house Op, good lord.

Its a ti fighter i wantes it like the on in battlefront 1 advert on girls neck but thebguy did it shit

Because im a man not a boy faggot

Not as much as i eat out your girls pussy

Im waiting to recruit me a wench so she can do it
I periodically get with a girl get then to clean my flat then fuck it up again to test their resolve
Single now bitch wasnt spartan enough

What time is where you are?

8:18 now boyo

>bitch wasnt spartan enough
I like you op, youve got class.

Hope your hungry for seconds.

Do you name all your roaches or do you dot their backs with nail polish to tell them apart?

Safe bro and winrar

Dots and names, user. Ops not a savage, cmon.

Here goes Sup Forumsoys

I eat them bitch extra protein

Taste likes athletes foot

Your a truly amazing specimen, my good sir.

Retching hard tho

Last bit

At least your not a faggot who doesnt delivrar.

Done thats breakfast Sup Forumsrethren

Srsly dude. U look like a hoarder. Fucking lowlife

Why in the fuck were you rooting around your couch at 8am?
330am here.

Timestamp and still taking questions if you aint bored yet

Why don't you shave that girly shit you have on your face?
If you cant grow a beard then don't try, just makes you look like a fool.

Thanks for this Op. I was really losing faith in the faggots on Sup Forums now a days but you're the real thing. I'm glad you're here.

Thank you for this piece of gold you fucking filthy slut!

Shoulda been on the other day. Back to back good threads.
>pic related

> I was really losing faith in the faggots on Sup Forums
You better start believing in them, you are one.

I hoard better shit than you you fucking cumtissue molester

I hide money and weed from myself for bad times came up with nothing so thought id take a pic and share my initial thought with you guys

Your a bitch i do what i wilt fool im not gonna shave my shit coz some faggot tells me so

My pleasure mate sick of the loli and dick threads on here

Ahh man that thread woulda been premium so pissed i missed it did he drink that shit?

He drank all of it, then rigged a fleshlight up to some pillows with a platter of shit in front of it so he could dip his face into it. Was cash.

nigga you cray cray

Ahhh man shieiittt
Thats some fucked up shit
I ain't on that tho so no ideas

can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

Life is spontaneous bro you gotta be it or lose it i only wanted to start a whats in you sofa thread i dint expect to be eating fagbutts and 6 month old jelly beans for breakfast

You tell me bro i eat sofa dust and hoard guitars and random bullshit, savvy?

haha right on my man, gotta fuck shit up every once in a while to break the monotony and prove you are still alive.

Fuck yeah man imagine having a routine? Fuck that shit
Drink some old beer, smoke a dimp, let someone piss on ya chest, take ketamin, ride a cow, touch a random persons leg, shit....run in to a moving car
Your gonna die one day make sure people cant explain how or why
Way more memorable

Well yeah, but still try to stay alive to do something the next day haha

Yeah never an hero
It has to be

A glorious unintentional death