/b, tell me your stories about being either small or hung & getting called out for it

/b, tell me your stories about being either small or hung & getting called out for it.

no averagefags plz.

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i've had several people tell me i'm huge. i was a bit drunk and pulled it out at a party where we were playing beer pong to distract the other team. i enjoyed the reactions from the people watching. i'm 7.5" but they hadn't seen one that big before.

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are these jealous guys telling you that you're huge or girls as you're about to bang?

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>be me
>have a 7 inch wang measured the fair way
>had a lot of guys on Kik tell me I'm hung, only one IRL friend has mentioned it
lame, I know

>my girlfriend tells me that I am small, but she also says I got what I got. "Just like I have these *jumbles her tits around*.
>tell her that they have a surgery and even a pump that could also possibly add an inch.
>she tells me know and wants me to stay the size that I am. She mentioned one of her ex boyfriends was literally twice me and she enjoyed it.
>tell her doesn't she want a bigger dick, though?
>her: "Not with you"

Remind me again why you make these threads?

because im fascinated by size difference & how people react

Are you a complete faggot or a girl that's a little zoinked?

the former

reason my gf of 2 months left me.

>roommate makes a joke and called me "that big dicked bastard"
>girl in the room starts to blush
>she was good buddies with girls i slept with

did your buddy notice the confirmation blush?

I want that

im pretty sure. he was being an awesome wingman trying to throw her my way but was not to happen

u on kik?

How does it feel to have the stupidest fetish on the whole fucking internet?

So how big is big? A girl I slept with measured my dick. It's 6.8 inches, she giggled and said I was almost impressive, too bad user ... .2 inches and you'd be big.