/cric/

Australia 173 (20 ov)
Sri Lanka 42/5 (5.2/20 ov)

South Africa beat NZ by 4 wickets (with 1 ball remaining)

Perth.

First for horse porn.

Just put a tenner on Srilanka

Imagine unironically living in Canberra

What is /cric/s opinion of the director David Fincher?

"Thunderstorm Asthma"

Very very good cinematography

Zodiac is GOAT.

reckon lanka will win this if the manage to score 174 runs

Literally can not imagine anyone doing this desu

pretty good for a German lad.

I dunno

Yeah wow how will all those highly educated, highly paid public employees live with their generous benefits and great career prospects.

the green from the stevia coke really clashes with the red can desu. what were they thinking?

Time for Sunday afternoon fap lads. Who should I fap to?

Trannies

Literally to Jessie Flores yesterday. Recommend someone else.

ur mum

don't have nudes.

kendra sunderland

On it.

Anyone else finding that Australians are getting more and more self centred?

I went to a 21st yesterday for a girl I work with (I'm 24) and I was shocked at how rude everyone was. They just showed up to take advantage of free drinks, didn't bring any presents and talked through the speeches, despite being constantly told to shut the fuck up. Half of them then went off to a nightclub at 10:30. I never came across anything like this when I was 21, but a girl I was talking to there said it was pretty standard behaviour.

Looking forward to hearing your own thoughts and experiences lads

prostate stimmed too hard and now my asshole's bleeding fml

Based goosey

doesn't sound like anything out of the usual mate

>turn on tv
>See skilled stadium
>It's not gayfl
What is this sorcery?

How old are you? What is your socio-economic status?

Are you completely oblivious to how the rest of the world views Australians or something mate?

You guys being associated with rudeness is nothing out of the ordinary

When did reddit get here lads?

I'm not talking to you. Go back to oppressing the local populous.

I don't think i got any of my mates presents at their 21sts. I shouted them drinks at the pub afterwards though

How old are you? What is your socio-economic status?

>twenty20
>not funposting
You're already reddit m8

>21st
why is that a big deal in australia anyway?

I fucking hate Australians.

Used to be the age of majority

t. Dimitrios Wogopoulos

its when u can drink legally

fuck off amerifat

28. masters educated with a safe gov job making 75k a year and no denbts.

Hmm

?

>75k a year
after taxes?

It's just that your experience doesn't fit my narrative

:(

It is actually the only problem with Australia, would much prefer if it were New Zealanders there instead, but oh well, can't have it all

before la

>no debts
>not taking as much debt as possible and servicing it while acquiring assets while the interest rates are laughably low
It's like you don't even want to be rich by 40

how much after taxes ?

New Saltbae vid is out lads

Has anyone notices how the subhuman pretends that Ivan's gimmick hasn't gotten under his skin, but he immidiately started praising New Zealand and decrying Australia after it began?

i'm not an accountant m8
I am cheap 2bh
not enough cash to make a deposit to fall for the home ownership meme m8

Back to facebook

>i'm not an accountant m8
don't be embarrassed, tell us lol.

Fuck off, don't lump him in with us, we don't want him either

Madachode. Kholi is a fuckwit and will average 30 over this test series.

kek lad

about 60k i think

>home ownership
You live in a rented property to maximize the tax benefit, preferably a relative/parents property and rent out your own so you can claim back tax deductions on the financing costs/depreciation/upkeep of your investment property.

And a deposit isn't that hard to get, you start small with an apartment/townhouse then move on to larger things once the thing appreciates enough.
Sell then use the proceeds to pay a deposit for the next property.

Welcome to the having 5 houses by 40 meme.

only 20% tax ? That's strange.

>2017
>falling for the investment property meme

I REALLY hope you're in Adelaide

Ashwin can suck our fat aussie cocks. From what I've heard the pitches are actually decent with limited turn.

most livable countries in the world:
Australia #1
Pakistan number #2
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Bangladesh #77
India #78

>6,6,6
THE CITY OF AUSTRALIA

I don't have a big dick but I do have a fit body and a strong jaw

>6666
>t. Abdul
Pottery

>with a safe gov job making 75k a year
APS5 at 28 is pretty shite m8

Australia is a country, not a city lad

>Investment property meme
Keep thinking that. More for me
>tfw you'll be renting and paying me rent instead of owning your own home because you're dumb
>tfw you'll help me reduce my taxable income so you literally get free money that the government otherwise swallows to pay some old fuck's pension/healthcare.

common oxymoron:

>best cities in India

JUST

FUCKING AUSTRALIA MATE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

top fucking kek

this cant be happening

how can white people even compete?

>fatlinga

Daily reminder that all faggots that wear faggy chains are wasters

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I had a post saying "Based Tye" on cool down but I don't think I'll use it lads

STOP HIM

>AUSFAILIA

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Hahahahahahahahahajaha

>ausfailia

SUEPR OVER?????

kek I guess

TYE MVP FOR SRI LANKA

Fucking Ausfalia hahahahahah

a pity full performance.

>the absolute state of >our second stringers

That is truly some of the shittest death bowling I've ever seen
>need to restrict runs
>DUDE JUST BOWL A HALF VOLLEY OUTSIDE OFF STUMP LMAO

To the pee poos celebrating this unironically
Nobody gives a shit about t20.

Tye is fucking CRYING, top fucking Kek.

asela gunaratne has scored more than half of his career t20i runs in this match

>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN

KEK
E
K

Might paint myself brown

>6-6-6-6-1-4
I wonder who's fault it is

>Just ashley & martin my shit up

By coating yourself in faecal matter I presume?

Who cared about this series more?

Sri Lanka or Australia?

Look at the squads. Our selectors were taking the piss.

this, who gives a fuck about meme cricket. australia doesn't, we fielded a c-grade team for a reason

Look at the dejected face of Aaron finch the losing captain.

He knows he's never going to play again. The fat fuck's """career""" is officially over