KNOCK KNOCK FUCKERS
WE'VE RECEIVED REPORTS OF ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF DOUBLES. SHOW US SINGLES AND YOU'RE FREE TO GO. ANYONE FOUND IN POSSESSION OF DUBS, OR ANY OTHER REPEATING DIGITS WILL BE SUBJECT TO ARREST.
KNOCK KNOCK FUCKERS
n..no dubs here officer
hello officer can I help you?
nothing here but American pride
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Touch my doubles and you are dead mate.
What dubs?
No dubs here sir
n- nothing here i-im clean..
Im straight, no dubs on me. I havent been dubsin
You will never take my dubs
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW
>44
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>fucking played myself with that one
DROP THE DUBS YOU SICK FUCK
These allegations are fake news
I'm clean, man. Check 'em
You'll never catch me!
>444
CAN I PLEASE STOP GETTING DUBS EVERY POST HOLY SHIT
you will never catch me alive!
SET THE TRIPS ON THE GROUND AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY
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mildly gay
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
Proceeding to check
Don't mind me officer
The dubs mafia rules these streets
Dubs 4 out of 5 posts, can't help myself
NEVER
GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE DUBS CRIMINAL SCUM
Gotta police fetish so arrest me pls
i can't see any dubs here, officer
dont worry these are fbi dubs
nno pls
Officer, what if you are in possession of dubs?
Where's your warrant cocksuckers.
Shut up criminal scum.
No dubs or trips here sir.
Still dont have dubs ociffer
no dubs here officer
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nvm i have lost my fbi dubs
ALL OF YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF REPEATING DIGITS
>00
it keeps happening
No dubs here officer
IT'S CUZ I'M BLACK, INNIT?
check out my singles you pig.
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE
Nope
Ha nice try pig
Don't have any sir
Nice try, but you are one of us now,
The dubs mafia has roots everywhere
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU NIGGER
>they can't kill you when you kill yourself first
Fuck you pig
im on your side officers.
i aint got no dubs officer
k
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Oh shit running with my dubs
I'll just be on my way officer
Thought you could infilitrate us huh? All of you dub dealers are gonna spend a long time in Uncle Sam's rectal resizing facility
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Come get me, copper
what are dubs?..
Sure are a lot of dubs here officers. I think you got em all, wouldn't worry about anymore of them.
you'll cowards don't even check 'em
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/k/
>fuck
>be cool
No dubs here. Just singles
wew lad, that was a close one.
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I've been to detox sir no dubs here
No dubs here, but i did overhear some talk about trips next door.
No dubs here bitches
Kek, too close
Singles here! We mean you no harm.
Uh, no trips here sir, I don't know what that guy is talking about
Iam clean officer, now let me pass
I swear officer I'm holding these for a friend
shet
Office, please these were my father's doubles, he passed them to me on his deathbed...
Reeeally pushing your luck, watch it.
Fuck dubs, I have plenty of singles, though
No doubles here officer, just 10 kilos of pure uncut Nicaraguan cocaine.
GET ON THE GODDAMN GROUND, YOU SICKO
The law is the law, you are under arrest.
Carry on good sir.
Officer... please...this my last memento of him...
Fuckin pigs cant let people smoke dubs in peace! Bootlicking bastards
Dubs? Your father is burning in hell for his crimes, and soon you will be too. You criminals make me sick
I'm warning you, I have strict shoot to kill orders!
I've done nothing wrong, officer.
Y E E Z Y
Here u go office
Am black, plz don't bullets me
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You're free to go...right after you pay this $500 fine, of course.