KNOCK KNOCK FUCKERS

KNOCK KNOCK FUCKERS
WE'VE RECEIVED REPORTS OF ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF DOUBLES. SHOW US SINGLES AND YOU'RE FREE TO GO. ANYONE FOUND IN POSSESSION OF DUBS, OR ANY OTHER REPEATING DIGITS WILL BE SUBJECT TO ARREST.

n..no dubs here officer

hello officer can I help you?

nothing here but American pride

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Touch my doubles and you are dead mate.

What dubs?

No dubs here sir

n- nothing here i-im clean..

Im straight, no dubs on me. I havent been dubsin

You will never take my dubs

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW

>44

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>fucking played myself with that one

DROP THE DUBS YOU SICK FUCK

These allegations are fake news

I'm clean, man. Check 'em

You'll never catch me!

>444

CAN I PLEASE STOP GETTING DUBS EVERY POST HOLY SHIT

you will never catch me alive!

SET THE TRIPS ON THE GROUND AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY

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mildly gay

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

Proceeding to check

Don't mind me officer

The dubs mafia rules these streets

Dubs 4 out of 5 posts, can't help myself

NEVER

GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE DUBS CRIMINAL SCUM

Gotta police fetish so arrest me pls

i can't see any dubs here, officer

dont worry these are fbi dubs

nno pls

Officer, what if you are in possession of dubs?

Where's your warrant cocksuckers.

Shut up criminal scum.

No dubs or trips here sir.

Still dont have dubs ociffer

no dubs here officer

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nvm i have lost my fbi dubs

ALL OF YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF REPEATING DIGITS

>00
it keeps happening

No dubs here officer

IT'S CUZ I'M BLACK, INNIT?

check out my singles you pig.

YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE

Nope

Ha nice try pig

Don't have any sir

Nice try, but you are one of us now,
The dubs mafia has roots everywhere

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU NIGGER

>they can't kill you when you kill yourself first

Fuck you pig

im on your side officers.

i aint got no dubs officer

k

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Oh shit running with my dubs

I'll just be on my way officer

Thought you could infilitrate us huh? All of you dub dealers are gonna spend a long time in Uncle Sam's rectal resizing facility

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Come get me, copper

what are dubs?..

Sure are a lot of dubs here officers. I think you got em all, wouldn't worry about anymore of them.

you'll cowards don't even check 'em

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/k/

>fuck
>be cool

No dubs here. Just singles

wew lad, that was a close one.

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I've been to detox sir no dubs here

No dubs here, but i did overhear some talk about trips next door.

No dubs here bitches

Kek, too close

Singles here! We mean you no harm.

Uh, no trips here sir, I don't know what that guy is talking about

Iam clean officer, now let me pass

I swear officer I'm holding these for a friend

shet

Office, please these were my father's doubles, he passed them to me on his deathbed...

Reeeally pushing your luck, watch it.

Fuck dubs, I have plenty of singles, though

No doubles here officer, just 10 kilos of pure uncut Nicaraguan cocaine.

GET ON THE GODDAMN GROUND, YOU SICKO

The law is the law, you are under arrest.
Carry on good sir.

Officer... please...this my last memento of him...

Fuckin pigs cant let people smoke dubs in peace! Bootlicking bastards

Dubs? Your father is burning in hell for his crimes, and soon you will be too. You criminals make me sick

I'm warning you, I have strict shoot to kill orders!

I've done nothing wrong, officer.

Y E E Z Y

Here u go office

Am black, plz don't bullets me

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You're free to go...right after you pay this $500 fine, of course.