Drugs expand your mind!

>Drugs expand your mind!
>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Oswald didn't kill JFK, M-MUH GRASSY KNOLL!
>Has literally said "WAKE UP AMERICA"
>"LOL GOATBOY"

Bill Hicks: The Edgy Teenager of the Internet, But For Comedy

Prove him wrong cunt

TIL Hicks is actually an agent under the disguise of Alex Jones.

>It's a 'gets more rounds of applause then laughs' comedian

He's no Phyllis Diller that's for sure

>implying he was wrong

I discovered Bill Hicks when i was in my teens in the mid 00's and all his skits about the first Iraq War in 1991 could have all been done verbatim for the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

The guy was spot on when it came to capitalism, corporations, the media and the government.

Also his Elvis impersonation was brilliant.

I honestly thought bill hicks and alex jones were the same person for about five years.

>"I don't let the government tell ME what to think"
>expresses opinions taken verbatim from Hicks and Carlin routines

Name a system of government that has produced more prosperity, freedom, and a higher standard of living for more people than capitalism. Please.

It's just a ride.

Me too. Then I kept believing it for another five years.

Bill Hicks left his old persona behind and became Alex Jones, his true final form.

Capitalism isn't a system of government you fucking retard.

>system of government
>capitalism

Fuckin' lol, Cato Cuck.

>he doesn't realize that economic systems and governmental systems are different

way to reveal yourself as an idiot right from the get go user

democratic socialism

For years I'd occasionally wander onto infowars and constantly wonder why bill hicks wasn't being funny anymore.

Grecian mercantilism.

Hell, its literally the reason an actual democratic society came into existence.

> Greeks
PAY DEBTS

Bill hicks was a huge faggot, glad he is dead so the fedora tippers don't have another "nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor" comedian to look up to.

sounds like amy schumer is more your speed. there is room for every kind of comedy, you know. i doesn't just have to be this or that, us or them. you will learn this as you mature.

underrated post

i love Hicks and Carlin and i always will.

there's nothing you can do about it. i hope their ghosts rape you tonight

Hey y'all, what's up with that internet thing you're all just goin' fuckin' CRAZY about, huh?

"Hey Bill, you on the Facebook?" NO! NO I'm not on the Facebook, ya fuckin RETARD. Hey, government spies, ya don't need to dig through trash anymore, WE'LL JUST PUT OUR ENTIRE LIVES! RIGHT UP THERE ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR YA!

Isn't it amazing? You spend DECADES, spying on your citizens, parked across the street with telephoto lenses, just -snap- -snap- "Oh ah got a gud wun there Jim ah think he's in the tub ahuh huh..." And all you needed was to say "HEY! ASSHOLES! SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE INFORMATION EXCHANGE! IT'S FREE! That's it you fuckers, get all your pictures of the kids up there, all your bikini holiday pics, get everyone you EVER talked to in a nice orderly list, it's okay, WE WON'T USE IT TO CHECK FOR DISSIDENTS! WE WON'T USE IT TO MOLD SOCIETY, INTO AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE..."

Hey, what's up with this internet thing you're all just goin' fuckin' NUTS about, huh?

"Hey Leary, you on Facebook?" NO! I'm NOT on the Facebook, ya fuckin ASSHOLE! Hey, government spies, ya don't need to dig through trash anymore, WE'LL JUST PUT OUR ENTIRE LIVES UP ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR YA!

It's amazing. You spend DECADES, spying on your citizens, parked across the street with telephoto lenses, just taking pictures and shit... And all you needed to do was say "HEY! ASSHOLES! SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE INFORMATION EXCHANGE! IT'S FREE! That's it you fuckers, get all your pictures of the kids up there, all your bikini holiday pics, get everyone you EVER talked to in a nice orderly list, it's okay, oh we won't use it to spy on you! We won't use it to turn SOCIETY into a fuckin' POLICE STATE..."

do jim gaffigan next. plz incorporate food