Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your dad on your bed like this

Wat do??

Ask him if he wants a cup of tea

Elbow his fgt ass in the dick

I would ask why he left my mother right after I was born leaving me to be raised by a struggling single mother for years.

provide him with a humble serving of oats. he appears famished and in need of their support.

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>if he wants a cup of tea
Britfag detected

Well shit I didn't think this would be a feels thread. What's growing up without a father like? Am genuinely curous.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Do you mean 180

newfag

What does newfag mean xD

Say: I don't care what you did't last night but you have to eat this eggs.

Fucking newfags these days

Who is newsfags

hug him. and ask who revived him from the dead.

Not that guy, but my dad left when i was 5. you gotta figure out a lot of shit on your own. I'm grateful that the internet exists otherwise i wouldn't know how to do so many things.

do a 360 and walk away

"Dad what the fuck are you doing"

same

>turn 30 degrees
>back up

You pretty much answered your own question there bud

run

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