I need your help Sup Forums. I know this guy who is 46, works as a delivery driver...

I need your help Sup Forums. I know this guy who is 46, works as a delivery driver, lives with his mom and goes to Thailand to fuck ladyboys. Give me some fire to roast him with.

He also picks his nose and eats it.

Sounds like he's doing more with his life than you are with yours.

he works as a delivery driver but he can't deliver himself some real pussy

Fuck you and your trips

Along the right lines but not quite sharp enough

He also thinks he's really attractive and smart.

Trips never lie

Checked

Yeah OP you sound jelly
No rent, home cooked meals, good paying job and time to go to Thailand to fuck (((legal))) ladyboys
Pretty gud imo

do your own fucking creative work you lazy piece of shit.

He pays his mom rent. He cooks for himself and he thinks he's a great chef. For 46 it's a terrible paying job. There are women to fuck yet he chooses the ladyboys?

sounds like a pretty cool guy, unlike you OP

kill yourself

do it

He's a massive faggot with a huge ego. I wanna take him down a peg. Also, he's my father and emotionally abused me.

You think you are intelligent and smart
But in reality you smell ladyboys fart

You sure you're old enough to visit this site ?

Because you certainly don't sound like you are.

You sure you're not just a bigger faggot than him?

so... is his mother also your mother?

its his life he is allowed to think hes a great chief and hes allowed to fuck whoever he wants, i dont understand whats your problem like did he fuck your ass and didnt pay or something

We'll then why is he allowed to tell me I'm a piece of shit but no is allowed to tell him he is one. Sup Forums is shit. Edgy tryhards.

Yo dad, you abused me back then when i was a kiddo
But now i diss you with my punchlines, i'm the real shit, yo

I don't mean fire bars.

did he ever fondle your bits & pieces? tell us about it

maybe you should hang out with him
seems like he'd be a chill dude

im so confused im just gona get the fuck of this thread

first off, he didn't come here asking us how to insult you.

secondly, grow the fuck up.

and you're mad because you've never even been with a women yet he passes them up?

>emotionally abused me

if he didn't slap a wig on you and fuck you like his lady boys, what do you have to complain about?

maybe you should stop being a piece of shit

>he didn't abuse you lel xd

thanks mr skeletal

shapie in pooper?

good bones & calcium

SpBp

you're truly autistic

Are you 17 or some shit?
Unironically neck yourself

The only faggot here is you.

Nice memes you diabetic retards

>We'll then why is he allowed to tell me I'm a piece of shit

Because you're a shitty little kid who runs to the interwebz for help.

You disgust me, go end your life post haste.

Are you related to Mr. Bones?

fucking classic

nice pigsty too

Is everyone on Sup Forums this fucking new?

Why are you so mad?
What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you made this thread?
You didn't make us relate or sympathize with you. You just acted like faggot still in high school.
Your thread has only lasted this long because a few of us find you pathetically funny.

play a trumpet for us

We're just having fun bud.
How about you go be autistic somewhere else

god dammit don't tell me that beauty isn't going to show us her penis

>and goes to Thailand to fuck ladyboys
we're two guys

How the fuck does this thread have 44 replies?

must be new here

>emotional
>abuse
Pick one

Also NYPA potentially underaged fag. You have all the access you need if he is your father. Get his PC/Lappy/Phone and upload CP to it then call the cops on him. Your welcome.