A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

people don't talk like that.

Run away, she's into horses.

"I'm sorry, but who are you?"

so, I take she must be an alien then?

you should get out more bruh

Take her out to the fields and shoot her with my shotgun

Just some weeaboo faggot posting pictures

Stuttering is a turnoff anyway

>after pressing "post", he leans back in his chair, howling with laughter at his new and original comment. wanting to see that everyone in the thread acknowledged his comedic genius, he leans over his keyboard and presses F5 over and over again, waiting for his (You) to appear

Here's your (You).

She looks nice, I'd give her a shot.

first thing's first
how much spaghetti is in my pockets?

You too

i kek'd

Fix that stutter bitch

go to the hospital because I am probabily hallucinating.

Trying too hard m8, a simple wew lad would have sufficed.

How the fuck did I get here? Pretty sure I was in the city just a second ago.

Who are you? No, this doesn't feel right, the only women in my life are my cousins and my friends' wives.

I need to get the fuck out of here.

>First of all who the fuck are you
> Second, are you or are you not a log of shit fresh from Andy's ass?
>...

Poopy eat!

>one line of text
>trying too hard

what the fuck do you do, sit around in a bean bag chair all day?

Trying to hard m8, a simple wew lad would have sufficed.

things that never happen