Is it better to be a ripped, handsome guy with a small dick or a fat disgusting tub of lard guy with a big dick?

Is it better to be a ripped, handsome guy with a small dick or a fat disgusting tub of lard guy with a big dick?

Underage virgin detected

What the fuck is with that pic user

Bump

not underage and not a virgin

You are focusing too much on unimportant shit and asking the wrong questions. Neither one is better or even matters.

What the fuck is this shit, hearing a tree fall in the forest zen bullshit?
Plenty of short dick muscle-clouds about, having built muscle to compensate for small dicks.
A fat dude's dick is like an iceberg in the sea. In this case a sea of lard. Doesn't matter how big his dick was, in the sea of lard, all you see is the tip.

Men are evil. Dicks rape.

Better to be a woman.

Incomprehensible aquatic mammalian oration.

Fat tub of lard can lose the weight and still have a massive penis, while ripped guy is forever stuck with micropenis no matter what.

Wisdom

If you are a fattie, the answer is lose weight for bigger penis.

ripped handsome with a small dick.

personal experience, but by the time your dick size matters, you're already in.

fat cunts cant get anything regardless of dick.

If you are the muscle guy with a small penis, you will never keep a girl.
If you are the fat guy, who couldn't possibly have a large penis outside of his fat layers, then you can't get a girl in the first place.
The first option has no ability to improve the situation.
The second can drop the fat, and win the game, which you all just lost.

>If you are the muscle guy with a small penis, you will never keep a girl.

doesn't matter how big it is, if you can use it.

it's a lot easier keeping a girl when you're not a fat sweaty fuck and can make her cum.

>small penis
>make her come

Pick one

Hello virgin.

Sauce on pic

you can fix fat but you cant fix dick size

Not virgin.
Hello dickless wonder, who will never know the feel of a woman coming on his cock.

I rate my self upper middle tier lower alpha tier
6ft and a solid 7 in looks just like how many inches my cock is and I use it like a fuckin warrior

Y'all dumb.
>be fat
>enormouns dick protruding in my undies
>lightbulb.jpng
>hit the gym
>ff some months
>ripped af, qt always looking at the foolong sub in my pants
>slam the door open with my tubular meat cigar
>break the glass in the process
>start fucking every piece of pussy in the 34 miles radius
>become the next John Holmes
>die while snorting blow from Faye Reagan's ass
Hell yeah