If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to America. The problem is, I don't know which state

If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to America. The problem is, I don't know which state.

Fellow burgers, please enlighten me on which state would be best to settle in.

Background :
>Software engineer
>20-26yo
>Hate big cities

Tech jobs are mostly in Shit Liberal states .. i live in Florida, & this is by far the best state. For you, i woild recomment the Carolinas, or maybe Virginia / washington

Texas.

Anywhere but Austin.

Move to Orlando, Francois. Good weather, reasonably sized city, lots of activities, underrated tech community. I just moved from there to Chicago and I've regretted every second of my life since.

Green Bay, Wisconsin is a fairly large city, but made up of pretty nice smaller communities surrounding the downtown. A little further north is even nicer, but less job opportunities in Michigan.

Stay away from the north east. I don't want your nigger ass near me.

You faggots are the reason we have an immigration shit stain problem. One day you let in a nice immigrant, the next they are leeching you dry.

Typical cucks.

Whatever the state of the American responding to you is, of course.

>20-26yo
You don't know how old you are?

I live in Connecticut, there seems to be an abundance of tech jobs around here. Cost of living is a little high but its a good place to live

texas

Tidewater is best.

Yankeedom is worst.

probably a woman, their age vary depending on who asks

Pretty much any larger state will fit your bill. Can you understand southern drawl? Do you hate winter? Do you prefer cornfields, mountains, or desert? Etc. These are the questions you need to ask yoruself.

Move to Wyoming, and do contract work on line. I have friends who "Tele commute" to work for California companies.
Lowest population.
Cheap land
They hate big cities

Are you trying to tell me that people in South Jersey and the Oklahoma panhandle have the same culture? Literally what is this?

Pineys, user. South Jersey is very rural, especially Burlington county.

I'm moving to Texas this summer, if you're white you should come along and we can help make texas more white so the spics won't take over and flip Texas to a blue state.

They were both settled by North Midland Quakers and their descendants.

I'm used to a mediterranean climate, don't mind high temperatures, have no issues understanding thick accents and like remote places with little to no sound pollution

this
and the mid atlantic too.

You can't just move to America. It's really difficult.

We welcome any white right leaning, freedom yearning euros to get here while you can. Please we need all the help we can get.

Rural Louisiana. Southern, hot, near an ocean, AND French.

Come to utah m8, lots of tech jobs are coming here, one of the best state economies and plenty of wildlife and mountains.only negative is the Mormons, and salt lake city

Get a work from home tech job and you can live anywhere.

Texas or Massachusetts. Depends if you're a Yankee deep down or not.

>>Software engineer
-26yo
>>Hate big cities
Georgia has a decent software engineering industry.

Im coming too. Im a male nurse bitches. But I want to grow my own shit as well. Oregon?

Normally non-travel visas are restricted to a finite number per year, but marriages are the exception. Just find a qt (boy or girl, doesn't matter anymore.)

NJ suburbs have tech jobs,,, but i don;t think you'd like it there. Everyone loves to shit on my state but I like it

Has Trump said anything about welcoming european refugees fleeing from socialism? Right now it is pretty much impossible for a white person to go to the US.

Hit up Baltimore, Maryland. There's a lot of "crime hate" but it's really all in just the far East and west side(brown town) but anywhere following the Jones Falls expressway is white and bright

Kansas is nice. Go be a farmer.

This is a good suggestion, I spent a month down there last year and it's very nice with beautiful rural areas. OP would do worse than checking out Monroe (avoid west monroe, project ghetto) but should avoid Alexandria if he doesn't like crowded cities.

tech companies are on the west coast
if youre just getting started, texes, new mexico and also nevada u can take advantage of no taxes. once your company gets off the ground u can move to silicon valley to compete with the big boys

Idk about Tech jobs but Washington is the best state in the union.

>only negative is >half the population
Uh

Not calling you a liar, but there are quite a few Mormons where I live (NoVA) and they really get on my nerves

This is good advice.

Has OP read A Confederacy of Dunces? Probably the essential New Orleans novel.

Make sure you go somewhere you can easily buy a gun, it's one of the main perks of America.

Or Colorado. Maybe Arizona depending on whether the legalization bill passes this year.

desu this, anyone who hates big cities should look at the quiet middle american states

The east coast may have voted for Trump, but it's only because we know how bad things really are.

Saying you are a software engineer is irrelevant, as even the most uneducated, illiterate scum can easily make its way into western countries as long as they are brown or black. The only thing that matters is your race.
If you are white, you are out of luck.

Colorado. Robust industries in tech, finance, and education. Beautiful outdoors. Legal weed.

Welcome aboard friend!!!!

pic related. stay out of the suburbs, though. A lot more shitskins around there than you'd expect

New Hampshire

No state income tax, great laws for the area, gun friendly, and lots of software engineer jobs in the 70-120k annual salary range.

Apartments are cheap for new england, and the state motto is litterally Live Free Or Die

How do I easily get american citizenship?

Have a baby

please america, take me in, I'll stick a tube up ur urethra pls :(

Go to a midwestern or southern state. Find a company with headquarters in some exurb that deals with business customers in a stable industry. Epic EHR (Verona, WI) is a good example.

I'm scared to move to the US since it's the only good place on Earth left, and you know what happens to those. I'm also deathly afraid of Mexicans and blacks destroying the nation since пpeзидeнт Trump won't have enough power to kill/deport the subhumans
Plus we won't magically go how many years in the past
What's done is done. The media and education system have created slaves that support anything and everything they are told and vouch for big government to fix it. Sure you had propaganda during the ye olden times which imo was also harmful, but those were opinions given in people, by fucking pieces of paper they see plastered on lamp posts, they don't show how to live every aspect of their lives. But now with the internet, you are literally 24/7 told what to do, say and look like. It's absolutely Orwellian.

Only cure might be a bullet to the head

You didn't read the post, did you?

"When trump becomes president".

Can't I just say I identify as a black male ?

I didn't consider this option desu, it's not the easiest one I think

So it might be NH or LA. The absence of income tax is tempting but I don't know if I can manage the weather

We should employ shitskin tactics and move to the same community and make it Sup Forums

Try to get in touch when an American business owner willing to sponsor you with an H1-B visa, that can get you in the door so to speak.

Come to a place where people feel the same, group likeminded individuals and live in accordance with your values. Have you ever heard of our Amish settlements? Not that I suggest going full-quaker, but just to give you a sense of the lifestyle you can find if you look. Also check out Slab City for an extreme example of off-the-grid living.

Why don't you move to Québec?

I live in Seattle which has a booming tech industry, but is problematic for you

>big city
>Amazon is building the fuck out of the city and bringing in thousands of poo in loo to fill jobs
>literally today heard a purple-haired ham beast tell her son to check his privilege because he wanted to stand when he pissed, not squat like a bitch

Hey fuck you buddy Maine is great. Other than that I agree, though

Salt lake city utah.

Not joking in the fucking slightest

Ohiofag here

Even our state capitol city is pretty small. Nothing ever happens besides some idiots occassionally winning a darwin award, the place is pretty quiet most of the time.

Your best chance of getting here is finding a company with a branch in France and then transferring to the United States.

Silicon Valley you fucking idiot

I'm coming over if he gets in too, don't want to stick around too long to see this country an hero after we inevitably don't Brexit out of fear.
Post-production film editing, the place for it over here is Soho, Londonistan.
Anywhere viable on your side of the pond?

welcome!

Define big city. What population size is too big?

Don't let this user fool you, Ohio stole rightful Michigan clay and won't ever be forgiven for the Toledo War.

>I don't know which state.

just stay as far north as you can, I know people like warm weather but it attracts hordes of undesirables

stay north, it's cold but no problems with theft, crime, far less murders

northern Wisconsin is very friendly, you'll have to start your own outfit but you'll be able to do that easily, it gets very cold there

Cheers. Gonna live in Fort Worth in the short term because my fiancee works there. Hoping to move to a more rural area in the long term so we can get away from all the niggers.

Texas is a wonderful place as soon as you're out of Dallas, Houston and Austin.

Ohio. The Cincinnati suburb Indian Hill is one of the nicest places to raise a family in the whole wide world and one of the happiest according the the NYT.

And that's a report you can trust because it's the sort of white community they all hate.

That's essentially what the hasids are doing in upstate New York.

We'd need more women tho, I ain't carry in babies constantly

I'd cordially recommend Northern GA. Very nice rural or semi-rural living with nearly rock-bottom cost of living can be had, without a God-awful commute to the capital of Atlanta and the outlying area.

You could have a dozen acres of nice wooded or open land and work remotely/commute to the city just fine.

thanks man

You're going to Texas if you can stand heat and hispanics, New England if you want it cool and white.

Dude, I grew up in new York so I have a pretty good handle on ebonics, but southern blacks (which Joe-ja is full of) literally are not speaking English. Anthropologically speaking it is part the dialectic divergence point. Why make op learn another language just so he can beg for his life when they kill him out of insane jealousy?

Another good tip, Czech is a language that the US armed forces needs translators for so if you live in the US you can enlist for translator or human intelligence and you'll get a fast track to citizenship.

>applied to US jobs 5 times
>always get rejected because "no visa sponsorship for Yuropoors"
>end up in Londonistan
>not that bad, just less commie
>now that mayor

As I read up so far. Maine, West-Virginia and Alaska looks compelling to me.

I wouldn't want to move to the US tho, Europe is way better.

Alaska fag here

Lived I'm florida for 5 years. Don't move to Florida, sucks mega ass

I've lived in ny, fl, nj, briefly AL.


al and fl are shit never come here ever

>ct
>good place to live
The state is ranked 50th in job growth. And the communist government raises taxes every month and stole everyones guns bc "muh Sandy hook". A one bedroom will run you about $1400+ and dont forgot about the fact that they tax the shit out of you on everything. Which is probably the reason why corporations are fleeing that desolate shithole in droves. Fuck that place.

Florida is America's Australia

>Telling a foreigner to move to California
That's kind of a dick move.

South Carolina is boring af desu senpai ni

Florida, west coast specifically

>philadelphia
>"""""""""""""""""""""""midlands""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

thanks for posting garbage you fucking idiot

Yo, I'm thinking of moving to good ol' 'murica if Trump gets elected if Truedope isn't out by then.

Canada's basically a colder more rural version of America so where can I go on the northern edge of America that isn't full of greenhouses and people who don't know shit about technology

washington but don't come if you're a fucking hippie. we have enough of those twats.

Fuck off cunts you're just jelly
Florida is best state after new Hampshire and California when it isn't a liberal hellhole filled with spics and niggers

>your state militia will never settle things between each other you will never see a HRE of states

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I read somewhere recently that you could buy like 10km2 land in Utah for something stupid like 4-5k dollars.
Is Utah just shit, or is land and property cheap in the states?

C'mon down to the UP, we like Canadians here.

There can only be war with the eternal Ohioan, user. though I drove through there once and it's a lovely state.

That guy is based, why arrest him?

my recommendation

Oregon has two large computer industry giants here. Intel and Lam Research (They are contracted together). Lam Research has a hub in France just out side of Anjou and another one near Marseilles. They need Software engineers to help program their latest machines they are cranking out. Not only will you have yourself a good paying job, but you can return to France every so often on the companies dime and they will pay you a great paycheck. Average work week is 4 days on 4 days off 3 days on 3 days off. If you bust your butt and get the work done early you will get paid for the full days work shift and still can enjoy the rest of your day.

>Downside

Oregon is pretty liberal inside Portland, Salem, and Eugene. The city however ain't large like Paris or Lyons or not even close to Bordeaux or Nantes

That alligator had to go into witness protection and get a restraining order, Florida-Man is a dangerous motherfucker.

I've not encountered much of that at all, living here for 22 years continuously. Sure, if I head to Atlanta for a music venue, I'll come into contact with melanin-enhanced gentlemen with sub-standard grasps on English.

That's why I specified northern GA! Southern GA, or living in the ATL area would not be my choice at all.

Sure, my county is only around 79 percent white. if that bothers you. We've got a somewhat significant amount of korean/vietnamese immigration locally; most of these guys are business owners. The rest are hispanics working semi-skilled labour or manufacturing jobs, and blacks ranging from high-skill professionals to a few professional welfare-jockeys.

Dont come to jew york, we have too many people, but long island is pretty based

pfft illegal immigration. for whites.

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Its pretty much europoor tier as far as laws go