>Be me
>21
>meet two 26 yr old bi femanons
>they wanna fuck
>ask me to invite a friend over their place for a 4some
>be my friends
>beta as fuck
>the limp dicks say "no"
>????
>what do
This is not a drill, Sup Forums. I need your help.
>Pic VERY related
who the fuck would say no to this
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they are going to kill you user
You fucked up already. Pray for a do over.
>Take an Adderal early, but wait for comedown
>Smoke weed 2gether 1st
>Shotgun to each other to start making out
>Addy ups your sex drive, but kills your boner if still fresh in system because anxiety beta chemical shit
>Weed Kills the anxiety and thins blood enough to give you a boner
>Forplay makes everyone comfortable
Hope they didn't next you already. Probably did tho. Better Luck tomorrow
Tell your pussy friends it's a guaranteed fuck to coax them more
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fuck though Sup Forums i actually need advice what do
Where you at?
Record them having sex then post it online
NYC
Go and have a threesome faggot you'll thank me later
Your path is clear: THREESOME.
If you do not when you may, you shall not when you will.
–Thomas D'Urfey
>Tell them your friends are all afraid to do it
>Suggest threesome if they don't do it first
>Go motherfucker hath thy three way for Sup Forums
Just texted the couple
"So my friends are limp dicking right now, I called a few people up and I haven't gotten a single yes.
I'm ready to go though, if you and your girlfriend want to fuck, I wouldn't be opposed to a threesome.
What do you think?"
Will post results
>Fuck, Sup Forums I'm nervous
Sounds nervous, you fucked up again. Should have something like "there's enough of me to divide between you. WHAT SAY YOU? (aragorn.jpg)"
Just imply you have enough inches to split between two bitches.
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sounds hella tryhard
and I already sent them cock pics so they know i'm average
>kms
DO A BARREL ROLL
that sounds like a bet dude. see if they're down for that. in the meantime, keep searching high and low. if that doesn't work, ask them if they know anybody willing
also how do i meet people like this
Holy fuck that ass on the right. Good luck lasting long, I know I wouldn't.
I met these girls on Tinder
Just send your friend a recorded video of girls you saw on Sup Forums.
Tell him "see? These ones arent morbidly obese like the last ones"