Come home

>come home
>see this
>wat do

Wonder why lony NEET faggots like you make threads like this. KYS ASAP

Nothing.

I would tell her mmmmalady

>..........*grgl*

Start sucking those juicy Jap tiddies.

There's spam filters faggot. Use them.

Honestly. Ive been going nuts on the /fit/ness for the last few months in preparation for going back to uni. My testosterone levels are at an all time high. Ive been doing a lifeguarding course fot the last week with a bunch of people my own age, and I'm bi

Thats a lot of pressing close to each other to practise water procedure. Im so horny i had to excuse myself for a colf shower mid session today.

Id imagine that it would go like my usual sexual experiences

>see seksy gook qt 3.14 with enourmous teets out
>come in pants immediately, with enough force to make me pass out.
>wake up, qt 3.14 is still there, looking sad and concerned
>my nofap essentially shattered, i curse her for stealing my precious gainz
>she calls me a bitch, saying "a real man would have taken her"
>i just repeat whatever she says in a racist azian voice, while pulling my eyes into a slant
>she calls me a stupid prick and leaves
>i go and clean myself up and wank to traps

Thats how it usually goes

Ooops! Wrong house. Enter anyway.

James, why is one of the maids improperly dressed? Please see to it that she leaves this part of my building.

>come home
yeah I'm always home so i've already failed the first step

suck on them titties

Wake up.

EAT THE EGGS

Is it sad that I named one of my computers after her?

very

Well it could be worse I guess. At least I didn't name it after a nigger

...

"Konnichiwa"

bump

>5
>They sucks at math. $0 = profit 100%

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All I know is she goes by Julia.

Real name might be Kaoru Miyako