Be me

>Be me
>Not too attractive
>Probably a 5/10 on a good day
>Let lots of guys inside me for a quick ride
>Self-esteem is completely non-existent
>Like, tons of guys are inside me daily, its not funny how many times I've been ridden like a whore
>I'm kind of bi so I'm into females too
>Typically I scare them a little
>So fucking fun making them scream
>Be me
>Friday night, late
>At this huge festival
>See this hot 9/10 chad
>Obviously drunk
>Guy that I was tells him I'm super easy to get with
>ok.jpeg
>5 minutes later
>All alone
>He's inside me so fucking deep it almost hurts
>My momentum is so strong it makes him puke all over me
>He gets off
>Janitor comes and cleans out the vomit from the seat
>mfw I am a rollercoaster

You know the rule, right?

No.

handbars or GTFO

tits and timestamp you fuckin gwhore

Nudes with a Timestamp on it

You're here, asking for our attention and time, right? Our economic is nudecentric: You ask for a commodity (attention) and you must pay (on advance) with nudes with a timestamp

>implying there's girls on the internet

>5/10
>asks for nude

yeah fucking whore ROLLER COASTER
did you even fucking read?

>Self-esteem is completely non-existent

>So fucking fun making them scream
explain

>rollercoaster
Twisted.

So I guess I'm not the only one who thought they meant "I am a rollercoaster" figuratively, right?

Nice one, RETARD. Or retards. Barely makes a difference to me.

Sage in all fields

>women knowing how to greentext

Newfaggots this is bait

Don't forget folks, SAGE IN ALL FIELDS
do not give this cumdumpster your time. She cannot even follow the simplest of rules

Okay, now I'm convinced this is bait.
Also.
>Implying I'm OP

excellent story. post tits and timestamp

>Trying to make a sob story to get attention on Sup Forums

Yeah follow the rules.

How can do many people not understand what this thread is? Did no one read the entire story?

...

That was the best story I've read today

This thread is why feminism is necessary tbh

typical story dime a dozen, in 6 months you will be shooting porn in 3 years you will tell the same story on Dr Phill

...

underrated

Post nudes slut

The loops you fucking retard

The fuck? Just post nudes already

What? Like her gauges?

The only thing special about you is your amazingly low iq.

How tall do i have to be to get inside you ?

Cute. Nice dubs, faggot.

I bet OP lets kids ride, so probably 4'+

Nice dubs to you too

I don't get it... So, are a bunch of guys bukkaking a rollercoaster?

Y'all are either part of the "I dont read the article but i'll still post in the comments section on NPR" crowd

or

You just dont get it

You know, right now is one of those times where I'm not sure if this thread is acting like they're retarded, or if they're actually retarded.

Maybe a little of both, but most fags will treat you like the morons you act as.

You faggots realize this could be talking about a guy, right?

and so do I!

>gwhore
GWAAAAAAAAAAAARH

so what are you saying, satan? i suck dicks?!

>asks rollercoaster for nudes.
Someone didnt read.

>turn on TV
>Dr Phil
>guest is a roller coaster
>what has the world come to

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

I'm more concerned about a porn starring a rolling coaster

>anno domini
>not wanting roller coaster nude
git wit deh tiemz feggarth

it's a... wild ride, indeed.