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>posting the links twice
>for the third thread in a row

first for hoofball

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I am giving away way too many stupid penalties. Anything I can do to amend this? Or do I just need better players

(Don't have "Get stuck in" on)

I just realized I got brothers for the first time in my life. They're both GKs

It'll be great for them to both be on the pitch together

They might someday both be my starting strikers in a friendly or something.

i feel this is the only acceptable time to use fmrte to make them half decent players.

they don't need it, they are obviously already world class.

>look at philosophies just for curiosity's sake
>my chairman is slightly against signing or developing youth
I get managers but it seems odd for a chairman's trait

the philosophies are a great concept but I've never seen them make sense

I like clubs that insist on say youth and possession football because that's an irl identity

(It helps keep the Vienna clubs feel unique for instance)

But outside of that they're only useful for abusing when you're already fulfilling the philo's requirements

No fixtures so I scheduled two friendlies.

>9 min straight red in the first
>21 minute straight red in the second

Why does everyone completely lose their head?

Play with higher defensive line or find out the player(s) that usualy give penalties and tell them to ease off tackles.

>trying to watch autism cup and tribble at the same time
>occasionally wonder why all of this team's players have normal names and why their manager isn't doing anything about their fucking awful performance

What has everyone's worst top scorer in a successful season been? Mine has 8 goals from 20 games so far.

I've used Sup Forums for about 9 years but still have literally no idea what this cup thing is it how it works.

>player left out again
yeah like the 20 international matches before this, stop spamming this

I was trying to win with like, tactics and motivation and shit. I should've realised it was one of THOSE games

do you guys ask for less money on contract negotiations so the club can spend that money elsewhere?

Only if the club isn't a Rich one.
Most of the time you get undercut in comparison to AI managers anyways

this is the gareth bale of the spanish 2nd division in 2087

>Farcelona

My sides

Clearly they will get a 90+4 pen

LOL

Hurr durr the refs favour Barcelona. Get a life and take off that tinfoil hat

like clockwork

How do I delete posts?

the less money you're on, the easier it will be for the board to sack you, if the crisis strikes.

let them have hope

Zidane won't bottle this

>PSG

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No need for cutting inside

wrong thread lads, sorry for this offtopic post

cutting inside is always on-topic

>Torres

oh, so that's why he lost his speed

>know I stopped playing for a reason (I had something major in game to do)
>can't remember what it was
oh poo

>tfw you never catch a fucking break

reee I want to offer a full time deal you twat

>tfw began to naively think that survival was going to be easy

>season expectations "don't be outclassed too often"
I don't know what this means but I'll take it

just be yourself

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>Osasuna qualified for UEL while being in Segunda
>And they might not even promote

Does team talk during a match actually do anything?

>think I'm doing okay with wages, loads of room to move
>suddenly a billion 25% promotion wage increases trigger that were promised before the game started
I'm upset

yes

>I'm one of the posters in the pic
>That was 10 months ago

Fuck. Time does fly doesn't it?

>sell four players who weren't even starters
>budget knocked back down
woohoo

most of you guys won't ever remember this post

>I reloaded

this is one of my favorite trb posts in recent memory

How much would you pay for this guy? I've negotiated before for around $30M but he wanted far too much in wages and bonuses. Now that he's unsettled, I think they'd be willing to sell him for a bit less.

>right only

did you use a permanent marker on his beard?

>dat forehead

>1500 people in the stadium
>4 houses in the town

>sign colombian with decent potential for 1.5m
>develops into wonderkid while I wasn't looking

What a pleasant surprise.

All of the non-english regens in my game are exceptionally ugly

>This team beat us last season and finished way ahead of us in the league

THIS IS THE YEAR LADS

>game crashes as I'm save quitting

I've got one guy with an incredibly narrow face

I kinda hope he hits full potential so I can use him

Need more qt physio's. Already got the slut from Walsall

>Predicted to end 17th (or 20)
>Win the league by 8 points
>Win the promotion playoff
I'm expecting to have a hard time in Segunda B but who cares lads let's party.

>In charge of OL
>Ask board to search for affiliate in foreign country to expand our profile there
>They return with a single team from fucking Albania
Useless fucking retards

I asked my board for a link with a promising academy club and they suggested four amateur teams

>Player refuses to enter contract negotiations because he doesn't think he'll get enough first team soccer
>Signs for Man City a couple days later for less then I would have paid him
Hope the plane this asshole is on crashes

>Player refuses to enter contract negotiations because he doesn't think he'll get enough first team soccer
>Signs for Man City a couple days later for less then I would have paid him

Happened to me with a player when I was at San Marino in the Serie A. Said they "wouldn't get enough first team football" even though my system was built for him to slot into and he turns up at fucking Juvents.

Fuck Jhon Arango.

>"why would you let me join PSG/City.."
>you won't get game time I'm doing this for you
>forces transfer anyway
>rots on bench
tehee

Serves you right for chasing a cheesyboy

>Reject transfer offer from Man City for player
>Player wants to know why
>Tell him I want to keep him and ask what he wants
>Want to win trophies and nothing you can do will keep me here
>Transfer list him
>Signs for fucking Bournemouth
Literally just won Ligue 1 and the 2 meme cups and this nigga goes to a team that was just relegated.

why won't you let me join*

Its okay toothpaste, we all make mistakes

What really annoys me is when you've just secured promotion/CL spots and players won't recognise this until the next season officially starts

It isn't cheese if I wait for him to be worth £20m

How do I make my players stop making retarded passes? I have retain posession on but like 2/3 of my highlights end up in through balls that go straight to the opposition.

Buy players with a passing stat higher then 5

Tell them to play shorter passes

Fuck France and their limit of 4 non EU players. This Brazilian cheese is to addicting

Better than Italy's rule

What rule?

>play like shit against team who needs a win to avoid relegation
>they hit the woodwork 4 times
>given a shit penalty in the 82' and win
>don't need this result anyways cause promotion playoffs are already locked down

kind of feel bad desu

It's something like max 3 can only sign two per window max

Can only sign a certain number of non-eu players per year based on how many are already in the squad

Figures Italians would come up with some convoluted ass rule

That unbeaten feeling

France's Joker rule is pretty random and silly too

Has anyone here actually won a WC with a shit country?

>qualify to the WC with Bolivia after winning la copa america.
>Get in the group stage with Germany, Japan and Mali
>Leave 2nd in the group
>R16 is vs England

Any advice lads?

>Holidaying through preseason
>beating prem teams
I might let my assistant just do the league too

>hit the woodwork 4 times

they deserve it

>concede penalty right away next game

instant karma

Do I have a title race this year?

Agreed. I've never actually used it or seen the need for it even though most of the time I coach in France. Seems more like a meme rule for the lower divisions

Ozil for £6m is a bargain, he's usually good in fm

Forgot pic

Lel. Its sad to see that Ozil wrecks ass in game, but irl he's a Turkish Balotelli

Players on loan during a certain period apparently don't count against the rule either, so it's even more convoluted

iirc it goes:
Can only sign two Non-EU players from outside of Italy every year.
Non-EU players in Italy are fair game. In Serie B, no non-EU players from outside of Italy are allowed, although once a team signed a non-EU player because I had him on trial so it counted as a non-EU player based in Italy. Dodgy imho