If you woke up tomorrow with the powers of Spider-Man, which sport would you take up?

If you woke up tomorrow with the powers of Spider-Man, which sport would you take up?

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Basketball because you can just try out for it and make a d league team

Darts

Golf longer lasting career highest earnings

Something i could earn a fuckton of money with

Basket, handegg or formula 1. Though theyre boring sports

Chess

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Stop every shot. My choice of Spain, England or Germany. Multiple world cups and eternal USA shitposting.

the 8-legged race

Not bad

>Multiple world cups
Assuming the rest of your team could make it out of the group stage, you could literally take it from there on your own.

Boxing.

Your durability makes you immune to any regular human punches while you can just ko them in one hit

Nawww, most of these responses are shit. You can't let people know that you have superhuman strength, precognition, and insect-like reflexes.

You can't just be a goalie and never let a goal in, or use your precog abilities to just stand in the very spot the ball is going to go every shot. Just like you can't 1-shot your opponents in boxing.

People will start to figure you out and likely ban you from the sport.

You have to play it cool. Maybe formula 1 is a good option since it's not uncommon for certain drivers to win most of the races in a season. And people believing you have fast reflexes is less fantastical than being able to clean and jerk 1000lbs. Plus, you can always just blame your victories on "having a better car".

Wrestling

An pitcher/outfielder in baseball.

>crush the ball at the plate
>pitch in the starting rotation with unhittable fastballs
>make amazing defensive plays in the outfield
>sign huge guaranteed contracts
>never get hurt

shut the fuck up, faggot

This

Baseball or basketball, because it's really easy to have tryouts for minor league ball or the d-league, and from there you can work your way up. Baseball in particular would be perfect.

>You can't let people know that you have superhuman strength, precognition, and insect-like reflexes.
>You can't just be a goalie and never let a goal in, or use your precog abilities to just stand in the very spot the ball is going to go every shot. Just like you can't 1-shot your opponents in boxing.

That's why you take it down a notch. I would play baseball, and make sure I never batted more than .400. Not hard to do.

I'd be a pitcher and 2nd baseman in the national league.

>keep my era around 3
>bat around 350
>hit between 30 and 40 homers per season

Basically good enough to make tons of cash and be hailed as the GOAT, but not good enough to make people think "he's got superpowers" or "he's on steroids".

You can make much more money with soccer or baseball than football or basketball, it's not even close. Dunno about formula

For money, fame and bitches? Boxing.

For fun and European bitches? Football.

>never being able to concede
>not drawing or winning every game

THE TERRIFYING
THE DEADLY
THE AMAZING
HUMAN HOLOCAUST

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i'd be a pitcher and just keep it close between me and the second best guy so nobody gets wise to my act

pic related would be my face the whole time

>tfw yamcha's stats aren't on baseballreference

Baseball. Low impact, fun dugouts, great pay.

BONESAW IS READDDDDDDYYYYYYY!

and just how is being Spiderman supposed to make you better at golf? (honest question I don't know much about spiderman)

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