A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

wake up

No

i'm your dad, I can't be your boy friend. but that doesn't mean we have to stop fucking honey.

I don't even know you. Get the fuck away before I call the police.

Fuck off David

An hero because this is obviously some sort of fever dream my mind has concocted to try to pull me out of the state of depression I've fallen into as a result of feeling so alone for so long jesus christ please make it stop

that would be soooo fucking awesome. i would agree immediately

This happened to me once in middleschool. The cunt lied to me, told her friends about how I said yes. They all laughed at me. Went home and fapped.

you posted this thread yesterday, you should take a break you lonely virgin

stop posting this thread every day

Traps are not gay dude

Lets stay friends

>she ugly?
Say no
Otherwise I don't see an issue

Holly Kek

Can i put my benis in your bagina

lol

.. anonette, I can't..

I..

oh..

I'm a seagull, I must be with my people.

goodbye.

Ffff....fff......fuck with this ttt.tttthhh...thhhh.....ttttttthhhhhh........read

Fucking god damn studder

Sorry little girl, you're too young for me to find attractive.

It depends. Is your penis feminine?

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came here to post this

>be you
>say yes
>go in for a hug
>she reluctantly agrees and hurries you along toward a nearby barn because you live in the sticks
>inside the barn are a bunch of school bulllies and popular girls
>they all start laughing at you
>your "girlfriend" joins in: "As if I'd go out with you, you disgusting FREAK!"
>get your ass kicked AND your heart broken
>after nearly an hour of getting stomped on, they strip you naked and take pictures of your tiny dick, promising the show them all around school
>wat do?

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blow my load tbh

You've no idea how badly I want to say "yes", user. But, there's a girl that I'm madly in love with. I don't know if I could live with myself, if I said yes to you, and just abandoned her. My own happiness is not my concern right now, I'm sorry I'll have to say no.
If you're still around when/if all of this blows over, I'd be glad to take you up on that offer if it still stands.
;-;

>well, lets start with a date or two to figure that out.
>then, yes since im liking your company already.

fpbp

>im married so no
>unless you want to be in a relationship with a married couple who already has one girlfriend.

Hahaha this would never happen to a negro like myself.

Stop replying to this thread everyday and he will.

Laugh, ask her if she's stupid, laugh some more, ask her if she's serious, quite down and then refuse. Can't have a woman if you're flying MGTOW.

post proof of nigger

nibba you'd splurge if a girl grazed your arm

shit in my hands, smear it into my face and start laughing like a hyena. If I'm going down, I'm going down GG Alin style no holds barred.

Tell them they should show their new stash of child porn to the whole school, as the police love people spreading cp. assuming underaged

I admire your gumption.

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Good thing she wouldn't be touching me then.
On a more serious note, I have no interest in the trappings of a relationship other than sex and there are prostitutes and creepy sex dolls for that.

DEPENDS:

It has a dick?
>kill with fire

does not?
>marry

wow
so original, like...
not

It wouldn't be real as I'm too ugly for a girl like that to want be me my gf

at least im not a faggot

nah, but you're kinda gay tbqh senpai desu.

i only like real women, son

not fags with tits and wigs

Yeah the police are just gonna arrest a bunch of middle school kids

Say yes, walk away, shoot self. End things on a high note

sucks to be you, then.

>Having a white blonde gf when you could have a foreign barbie doll

Nothing. She's talking to Chad, who is behind me.

no, sucks to be an homo like u

no, ackzuallyyh, it sucks to be a boring fart like you.

sorry, but it does.

>reddit spacing is new meme

dixi

joke's on her, Chad is gayer than rainbow concentrate and is checking out your sweet ass,

kys faggot

no u kys feggarth

stand aside, there's a chad standing behind you

FUCK YOU THIS IS REAL

dead man's dream ftw
your all going to cease to exist when I do it...so maybe I wont die alone..hmmm

"Okay, where's the camera this time?"

"what are you, like 15? bitch, im 26 years old. dont tell your parents."

Banish thot to the shadow relm.

Time to breed white babies.

i like you user.

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That fucking picture killed me

You're too young for this sight. I don't mean that in a mean way, either. Just shouldn't be here.