>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?
Wat do?
>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?
Wat do?
wake up
No
i'm your dad, I can't be your boy friend. but that doesn't mean we have to stop fucking honey.
I don't even know you. Get the fuck away before I call the police.
Fuck off David
An hero because this is obviously some sort of fever dream my mind has concocted to try to pull me out of the state of depression I've fallen into as a result of feeling so alone for so long jesus christ please make it stop
that would be soooo fucking awesome. i would agree immediately
This happened to me once in middleschool. The cunt lied to me, told her friends about how I said yes. They all laughed at me. Went home and fapped.
you posted this thread yesterday, you should take a break you lonely virgin
stop posting this thread every day
Traps are not gay dude
Lets stay friends
>she ugly?
Say no
Otherwise I don't see an issue
Holly Kek
Can i put my benis in your bagina
lol
.. anonette, I can't..
I..
oh..
I'm a seagull, I must be with my people.
goodbye.
Ffff....fff......fuck with this ttt.tttthhh...thhhh.....ttttttthhhhhh........read
Fucking god damn studder
Sorry little girl, you're too young for me to find attractive.
It depends. Is your penis feminine?
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came here to post this
>be you
>say yes
>go in for a hug
>she reluctantly agrees and hurries you along toward a nearby barn because you live in the sticks
>inside the barn are a bunch of school bulllies and popular girls
>they all start laughing at you
>your "girlfriend" joins in: "As if I'd go out with you, you disgusting FREAK!"
>get your ass kicked AND your heart broken
>after nearly an hour of getting stomped on, they strip you naked and take pictures of your tiny dick, promising the show them all around school
>wat do?
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blow my load tbh
You've no idea how badly I want to say "yes", user. But, there's a girl that I'm madly in love with. I don't know if I could live with myself, if I said yes to you, and just abandoned her. My own happiness is not my concern right now, I'm sorry I'll have to say no.
If you're still around when/if all of this blows over, I'd be glad to take you up on that offer if it still stands.
;-;
>well, lets start with a date or two to figure that out.
>then, yes since im liking your company already.
fpbp
>im married so no
>unless you want to be in a relationship with a married couple who already has one girlfriend.
Hahaha this would never happen to a negro like myself.
Stop replying to this thread everyday and he will.
Laugh, ask her if she's stupid, laugh some more, ask her if she's serious, quite down and then refuse. Can't have a woman if you're flying MGTOW.
post proof of nigger
nibba you'd splurge if a girl grazed your arm
shit in my hands, smear it into my face and start laughing like a hyena. If I'm going down, I'm going down GG Alin style no holds barred.
Tell them they should show their new stash of child porn to the whole school, as the police love people spreading cp. assuming underaged
I admire your gumption.
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Good thing she wouldn't be touching me then.
On a more serious note, I have no interest in the trappings of a relationship other than sex and there are prostitutes and creepy sex dolls for that.
DEPENDS:
It has a dick?
>kill with fire
does not?
>marry
wow
so original, like...
not
It wouldn't be real as I'm too ugly for a girl like that to want be me my gf
at least im not a faggot
nah, but you're kinda gay tbqh senpai desu.
i only like real women, son
not fags with tits and wigs
Yeah the police are just gonna arrest a bunch of middle school kids
Say yes, walk away, shoot self. End things on a high note
sucks to be you, then.
>Having a white blonde gf when you could have a foreign barbie doll
Nothing. She's talking to Chad, who is behind me.
no, sucks to be an homo like u
no, ackzuallyyh, it sucks to be a boring fart like you.
sorry, but it does.
>reddit spacing is new meme
dixi
joke's on her, Chad is gayer than rainbow concentrate and is checking out your sweet ass,
kys faggot
no u kys feggarth
stand aside, there's a chad standing behind you
FUCK YOU THIS IS REAL
dead man's dream ftw
your all going to cease to exist when I do it...so maybe I wont die alone..hmmm
"Okay, where's the camera this time?"
"what are you, like 15? bitch, im 26 years old. dont tell your parents."
Banish thot to the shadow relm.
Time to breed white babies.
i like you user.
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That fucking picture killed me
You're too young for this sight. I don't mean that in a mean way, either. Just shouldn't be here.