Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

I aint going with no nigger...

Let's go on a date Saturday.
Bowling
Chilli's
I'll pick you up

winrar

Op better deliver

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I've been jacking off to your pics for weeks

u wan som fuk?

Jk fukkk you I ain't going to prom or on a date with yo skank ass

Ill bring condoms too

I'll bring the strap on so you can fuck my tight asshole

dude you ruined it

I havent told you this before... I do scat movies as a side job. After the chilli, you will do some modelling for me?

if dubs this cancles

more winrar

No way. Did we just do double dubs in a row?

Fuk I'm sorry I never get dubs I'm low key excited though

please op stop at the first text you did

this

skip this

For this but put jk after

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Abort this dubs

op how does she look?

Wootttt the fukkkk

shit too late...

it has been done

dude, why did you do that?

do it op.

>Dies

But seriously, we should hang out.

you're a fucking retarded asshole, OP. You should have stopped with the date

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roll

Whoops wrong number ignore this

Nah im just messing with you, lets hang

Show me Dem tiddies then we can go to prom

rolling

just kidding
so lets go out Saturday

reroll

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I'm sorry that was very disrespectful on my part.
I'm just very very nervous.

Sorry my friend took my phone from me, soooo sorry :(

KEK

Sorry for my language, you just look alot like my mother and it turns me on so much.

got it

you asshole

look, ill take you to prom but you have to let me shoot a load up your ass and you have to hold it in all night

Reroll quick

Thank you m8

WINRAR

My scrotum is bleeding and I lost a testicle in the tub drain. I think i need to call for help

noise

OP youre fucking retarded
roll

THIS YOU FAGGOT

I will be honest. I do want to go out with you. I just lost a bet and had a friend tell me the next thing I sent, and I am a man of my word.

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my name jeff

TRIPS WE GOT IT GUYS. WRAP IT UP

reroll

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"sorry im aspergers"

you fuckin retard. agree to it! AGREE!!!

op delivers hard

do y'all mind if I

Sorry my brother took my phone ugh.

I meant to say my dad

A actually normal and successful thread like this? a miracle

I was just joking around. I think you are pretty sexy. Would you care to send a sexy pic of you? Im pretty horny right now. Also saturday is okay?

I mean technically that counts

you're a fucking madman OP

sorry for the late response I had a miller lite vortex bottle and it went in mah body so fast

kek

>Update
op was not a faggot today

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srry bby the hacker Sup Forums hacked my phone

>Gets into thread expecting faggot OP
>OP delivers
>OP delivers
>OP delivers
>OP delivers
Am I in heaven?

just so you know im 7 inches. 3 inches of rock hard cock and 4 inches of foreskin

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Im going to kill myself

you're a retard. you're an ACTUAL RETARD. YOU'RE NOT ON THE SPECTRUM, YOU ARE THE SPECTRUM.

reroll

If this is dubs or higher you must send a dick pic

By the way, all jokes aside, I will absolutely not go to homecoming or prom with you. I am afraid what people will think of me after they see me with you.

Well... that settles that....

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inb4 he sends the text

WINRAR

Send me a sexy pic of you. Im high and horny. Or come to my place and we can have some fun ;)

Lexi I am going to kill you. Mark my words, I will murder you and this is not a joke. You can call the cops if you want. I am not afraid of them. Screen shot this for evidence if they ever find your phone.

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reroll

Dick Pic then this

GG

OP!!

fake abandon thread
op fake/nigger

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fucking lel

So I'm the one who sent the. Send Dem tiddies and the ain't going to prom with your skank ass and just did the. Dick pic.. sorry guys but I've never had this many dubs

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REROLL