Sup Forums, you just won $700,000,000

Sup Forums, you just won $700,000,000.
What do?

Buy nice cars and homes

Invest in politics

>convert to Judaism

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Send me $100,000 so I can get out of debt and pay off my grandpa's funeral

Learn to read, nigger. I didn't say I won. I set up the hypothetical that you won. What would you do?

This

$350m (50%) invested in diversified portfolio
$70m (10%) donated to charity
$140m (20%) divided to close friends and family
$140m (20%) spent on myself: house, car, guns,

Run for president

Spend a half Bill on making a WoW killing MMO while bringing massively multiplayer online games back from the dead.

Risky investment, user

been waiting for somebody to ask

> stay anonymous
> kidnap ex gf and guy she cheated on me with (they've been together for 6 months now)
> in a room divided four ways by windows
> girl in one with a button, guy in one, 1,000$ in one, me in one
> present her the option:
press the button, receive 1,000$, guy dies.
> she refuses the first time (of course)
> increase by 1,000$ and ask again
>rinse and repeat until she can't take it anymore
>bpresses button
> nothing happens
now he knows what he's worth to her.
> present to him the final ultimatum:

Her or the money?

Either way I kill them both in the end.

$100 mil in growth/penny stocks
$200 mil in blue-chip stocks
$300 mil in a diversified portfolio
$5 mil for a house with whatever the hell I want in it
$95 mil to charity

Invest every last penny in Renaissance Technologies. I'd be a billionaire in less than 2 years.

>stay anonymous
Can't do that in my state, unfortunately

Agreed, but that's way too much money just to live one's life off of. Better to give back and paying the team to try to make a dream come true and making a product that people will love, and will throw the game industry for a loop.

That's pretty great.

Start the Caucasian College fund and a company.

> House (East and West coast)
> GTR and Mclaren
> Spend 90% of the year traveling

Awesome of you to donate but I worry donated money never actually goes to good use :/

burn it all

I'd split it up to a few charities with low overhead, and put some in a trust, maybe make my own college scholarship program or something.

Buy this shit hole and burn it to the ground, only then can I be free.

>ok Milo
And how about a company not involving children.

I would try to disappear and take some family members with me and we would start a new life.