In the bathroom at hyvee. What shenanigans should I do?
Rules
>no illegal shit
>no self harm
>no harming others
In the bathroom at hyvee. What shenanigans should I do?
Rules
>no illegal shit
>no self harm
>no harming others
should of just said
>no fun.
Take a shit in the urinal
Fap at urinal. Don't stop when someone comes in
cum on toilet seat
Put your feet up in the stall so they can't be seen. Wait for someone to come into the bathroom and then let out the most autistic ear piercing screech you can.
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well...there we go then. Film it OP?
Stuff as much tp in toilet. Throw underwear and loose change on top then take shit
shit on floor, cum on shit, make epitaph over it with toilet paper and set it on fire while screaming
congrats
helpful smile in every aisle
Write or scratch "Newfags can't triforce" into the stall wall.
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this.
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>OH MY GODDDDD (screamed)
What in the hell?
>pooping feels so good
Haha good for you man
rub your knob on the toilet seat
Roll
Depends. Which store or city?
ask him if he wants to hold hands
Cum on one of the faucet heads.
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show us your cock
Where are you OP? I'll hang out with you in mensrooms
Put your dick through the door crack.
WINRAR
What state and city user?
Make the loudest and wettest fapping sound you can along with the most autistic moaning you can muster. Film too plz
peel your foreskin back and rub your finger in the cheese
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66 & 77 OP
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A Fuckin wine tool? Do you just carry that around with you at all times?
ask the next person to come in if they have ever jacked another man off before. if their answer is no, you know where to proceed with this OP
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Double dubs. You better fucking do it OP
Reroll
I'm a server at a fine dining restaurant
This rollllll
Shit on the floor
Fuck me really?
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Oh my fuck winrar rip op
double dubs OP has to do it now
Throw the roll of toilet paper over the stall across the bathroom.
moan at the bread
I'm gonna get kicked out. Going to other end of store
Stick bagget down pance and leave it in until you leave the store, and if any one asks what it is just ask if they like your cock or some stupid shit.
Throw cheese over the aisles and film it
Well that is a hyvee.
doesn't look like he's about to throw you out faggot
Don't forget about this one OP
throw the bread back there at them
He just started talking to his co worker but quietly
Spray the store with spray deo.
and a win
Winrar
rolling for this
Rollerino
Ask a random guy if they will jerk you off in the bathroom if he says yes go through with it
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WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Video it op.
he's already out of the bathroom you nigger sucker
Fucking jesus WINRAR
Nice double dubs of eights.
which one did you do?
Ask the baker if he wants to jerk you off, and tell him you wont judge and bite your lip.
Psriscope your arrest faggot
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Top of the lung screeching, like I'm talkin fucking demon from the depths of hell type of screeching
Vid or it didnt happen.
He started saying shit about sexual harassment and I tossed a loaf of bread while looking him and a dead eye stare. "I'm gonna call the cops on you shithead!!!"
Go up and slap him on the ass mid conversation and yell. I AM THE MACHINE.
Livestream it on what ever periscope was first thing I thought of
Oh fuck, my sides are about to take off
winrar, you can do this during your arrest
Run
Win
Go pick up a loaf of bread and begin pretending to jerk it off like a dick and stare him right in the eyes.
Where?
user gets dubs and gives logical advice. Go OP fucking run
Tonight op delivered. Kudos sir.
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Yea sure, periscope or vid, none of this happened.
Hell yea
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pretty sure thats the hyvee i shop at and i gotta say, youre pretty retarded user
Yeah periscope
Get some of thise herseys pretzels they look good
Go pick up a loaf of bread and begin pretending to jerk it off like a dick and stare him right in the eyes.
(Reroll)
All hyvees look the same though.
What city or town
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dubs for the chex mix
you aint gotta lie to kick it
New goal, what do I buy ?
Mfw I will never get the dubs.