Time for some roleplaying.
How we play:
You roll something, if its gets post endings in 3, 6 or 8 I will roll my dice and decide if it happens or not. My dice rules are: rolling 1,2,3 will not happen and 4,5,6 will happen.
Lets start our journey shall we?
>You wake up in a forest
>You cant use your hands for some reasons
>You are tied
>You hear people talking
What do?
Scream "RAPE!"
Look for chocolate cake.
Use my Swiss army dick to cut the rope
reroll
Ask If traps are gay and then screech autistically
Your rules don't include 0 or 7. What is this shit.
I feverishly attempt to suck my own cock to make sure I go out with a "bang"
I rolled a 6.
Granted!
>You cut the rope with your Swiss army dick
>You sneak up to the people
>These people wont notice you
>They talk about you
What do?
Reroll
reboll even though I got dubs
Listen closer and hear what the fuck these idiots are talking about
reroll
Kill their families
I rolled a 4.
Granted!
>You ask the people if traps are gay
>They get shrooked
>They thought they tied you up hard enough
>One of them answers: "Well yea kinda"
>You let your most autistic screech out
>They get skrooked even more
What do?
nigga what about
Wrong post referenced, meant
mb
you walk the dinosaur
"Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?"
this
reroll
unzip dick