Roast me

Roast me.

Dracula's grandson with cancer

i bet you eat spotted dick right out of the tin

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your skin seems soft

Qt 3.14

your ears look... off

Your suit is slightly too large.

You kinda look like that faggot from Shameless

you seem tired. dont push yourself too much

ugly af

You walked into a bar and the bartender says… oh why the long face?

Needs ear enlargement therapy.

Baron trumps bff

Why is your room a greenscreen?

You look like you were raised by your 93 year old dry mouthed decrepit grandma, cos mommy is a slut and didn't want you, and frequent bake sales with her in your dead grandpa's suit.

If a sheeps twat looked like your face Welshmen would make better husbands.

we need to call the shoopfags

Robert Downy junior

You're one of those people who perpetually look like they have the flu

I'm British, you look like those people from the small villages in the country. The ones who never fully developed into full Anglos and devolved into munchkins. If you came for a job interview at my firm, I would tell you to leave before you even spoke

Nice tie though

No, because in the future you will be Dr.Strange

I bet your Grandma tells you that you are a very handsome man

Relatively handsome but you remind me of this guy from Suits.

Why is your ceiling green