/balk/

TALL SHIPO MAFIJA
SHORT MACEDONIAN CITIZENS edition
Old

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanians#Genetics
youtu.be/x4iBBfEHNaE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

cand am ajuns in ardeal am fost asaltat de mirosuri islamice

*dance*

There's even a summer type song that goes with this. Don't remember the name

>those sunglasses hanging from the hooded shirt
>ywn be as stylish as shipo mafija

Could I pass as Balkan?

triggering nigger cuckbois

Oo çkemi Çikano

>/ex-yu/ jerks off on black niggers
>/balk/ jerks off on white goddesses

balk has always been comfier anyway

I'm not Mexican

you have an islamic facial structure

Reminder that Albanians are subhuman pedophiles

crniandjeli

>/balk/ jerks off on white goddesses
balk is anti white zone

mulato

Kjo

>
>now do it for men

>ok tier

>Black/Brown hair
>Dark eyes/Grey eyes
>any kind of skin

Anything else is effeminate

HISSSSSSSS

I suddenly like you more now

crni andeli imaju najvece supke

How can snowniggers even compete?

I AM TRANSYLVANIAN YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

>That cheeky smile saying "I will exploit you in any way possible"
Hnnnhghhn

vempere masquarede

Currently at the stadium watching Slavia Sofia. Attendance: 150 persons

...

aide plm
>tfw in teleorman
>tfw no muslams but it's still a turkish name

Looks like shit on a plate but it tastes dope af

AMA

I have really light brown hair and brown eyes. What does that make of me?

Zdr

A insecure faggot

a gypsy

What do you mean shit on a plate? It doesn't look like that desu. Also what is it. Looks yummy

a faggot

Дaй ми peцeптaтa, бpaт. Утpe щe ce пpoбвaм и aз дa cи нaпpaвя

kv pr

What the fuck did I expect.

stop ignoring me please

Yes, you're Romanian, we get it.

I am Transylvanian

>Transylvanian
So Romanian

You're Romanian.

actualmente e un rusnac, probabil importat din loldova

Transylvania is in Romania

Ergo, you are Romanian

...

im also transalbanian

>actualmente e un rusnac
Nu sunt din Rutenia

Look at this chart I am not Romanian

Transylvania was in the Austrian Empire
Does that mean my ancestors were Austrians?

You're Romanian and there's no changing it.

looks shopped af

You're either Romanian or a Hungarian minority, nothing more, nothing less

RIP serbi

Transylvania is geographically and culturally Romanian
Also did you steal your graph´s axes?

lol

Gonna go play CK2 lads, which Balkan country should I play?

Serbia if it exists. But in the game's timeframe, wouldn't you get stomped by Byz? I only have a passing familiarity with CK2. Can you check out if Wallachia pops around in the 1200-1300?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanians#Genetics
>culturally Romanian
It's been part of Romania for less than 100 years

Good thing it's where it belongs.

meant for
It would have literally been Swiss-tier if it became independent

>Swiss tier
You mean Loldavia

We were a multicultural society
It would have been a brand new start

kek

HAHAHA NO.
You'd get annexed
I N S T A N T L Y

What does that even mean?
Both my parents are white, that is impossible

769 or 867 Serbia?

let's roll
evens = 769
odds = 867

F

1350. Serbia

F

Alright
It doesn't go that far

Good Empire

how many years did it last for

UCKING

it's not a legit recipe or something, just opened the fridge to reduce the shit inside
>heat up a pan with some butter, vegetable oil (otherwise the butter will burn out) and olive oil for taste
>add 250gr of mushrooms and let them fry a bit and reduce their size, i used brown but you can also use white caps or shiitake
>add around 250gr of onion leafs and let them become soft, i used кpyмид because my parents took it from the villa's garden a week or something ago and they started to yellow and if i didn't cooked them now they'd have to go in the trashcan
>chop 250gr white meat from a chicken into cubes a size of a grape and add them
>add some salt, black pepper, garlic and ginger
>add oyster sauce (or just some soy sauce if you dont want to spend 4€ for the oyster sauce). Ideally i'd add Worcestershire sauce but fucking Kaufland didn't sell it anymore
>add a full soup spoon of red sweet pepper (i'd add some hot pepper, but wife is breastfeeding and we prefer sleeping at night)
>when the shit is starting to dry up, add half a glass of wine to de-glaze the pan and made the sauce
>chop some fresh parsley in the end

overall, it tastes fucking good

youtu.be/x4iBBfEHNaE

Give me your boipucies

crniandjeli btfo

not long considering you'd have an easier time training a pack of wild dogs to make a country than b*lgarians and a*banians

, AUSTRIA

THANKS!

she can cut paper with that face

IS

BOX
O
X

best 5 glorious days in my life

Mepcи. Щe пpoбвaм yтpe.
great empire you got there lmao

...

why are transylvanians so smug? They get the most money from Bucharest, they have the best infrastructure payed by the rest of Romania. And yest they still bitch and moan

>eggheads only like eggshaped heads

figures

Serbia is more into child porn

*newborn porn

>Boxhead talking

kek

...

the Serbian Film was actually a documentary on Croatian night life

incest too

entitlement
plus muie grindeanu

>step

how OBSESSED can you get?

Metal boxes are OP

don t be soo buthurt

i was just asking a question lmao

srbe na vrbe

this