You wake up and you're the only person left on earth

you wake up and you're the only person left on earth

what do you do?

Loot the pharmacies for morphine, oxycodone and oxymorphone.

fap

Go to church to meet the Priest

end my nofap streak

Make it my quest in life to search through the browser history of random people and find out if their fetishes.

print as much illegal porn as I can so I still have it when the power goes out and never comes back

Count to 10 on /b

Probably cry

This, but not those drugs, other ones.

Actually probably those ones too.

Itd be quite the buffet

Go though every girl i knows phone for nudes then fap.

Rejoice

Beer up

steal a cool car and go for a drive probably

MM all alone.. jerk off obviously

Just go to fucking town - you're aiming to die eventually from your drug abuse, so I'd be railing 6ft lines of nasty coke and smoking PCP through a trashcan bong. Go big or go home.

Kill myself as there is no-one left to mourn over me.

cocaine and tequila. I guess i'm stuck in a rut

Post about in on Sup Forums

Somehow this sounds like a completely realistic thing.

Take Sup Forums serrusly

or you can loot a head shop for a nice bong to smoke your pcp

Gay

Good luck cracking those passwords

Smart

Similar to this but Britbong style.

I would go to the natural history museum and drop a tonne of acid.

>Get free copies of any game I want
>Finish said games
>An hero

Fart loudly

>implying I don't know most of them already.

Go to my friends house and use her dildos

Up de ass?

Go and get Buggati drive around high speed, go into celebrities homes and play playstation on huge 3d tv play all the games l like all the way through, go to Jay lenos house and steal his cars drive them. Go to the white house and sit in the oval office l want to say take a shit on the desk but l wouldn't. Travel to area 51 and check out the dulce underground base, see what was really going on there. Go to Army bases and steal weaponry and bombs, blow up a sky scraper,setup bombs all throughout the building and do my own 9/11. Go to the NSA try to figure how to use their computers and access the databases to see everyone l used to knows profiles.

Immediately find a gun store to combat the inevitable horde of either undead, or vampires, or werewolves, or some sort of other monster that can hopefully at least be slowed down by bullets.
Also, steal a car, vandalize a bunch of shit, take shits on public locations I hate, set people's homes on fire whom I despise, hit up a porn shop and get a sex doll and a fuck load of porn, steal all food that won't go bad from grocery stores, steal seeds and soil from everywhere, look for animals roaming around that I can maybe eat, and last but not least break into your house and steal pictures of your mother so I can reminisce about the days when I'd make love to her by the fire.

Sleep in a different bed every night shit out the front of the places I've already slept
doing this until I've travelled far across the country, Get a copy of
MS Flight Simulator 9 cause it worked for the 911 patsy Religious insurance worker.

Fly to France sleep in every bed shitting outside every door after all are complete
Shit on the Eiffel Tower and throw shit at the Arc De Triomphe, Head to Italy Make Pizza from a dog when finished
Shit in the pizza Oven, Head to Venice Shit in the water burn some boats, Get in a Helicopter Crash helicopter because I don't know how to fly it shit on my self and die.

They said I wouldn't do shit but I would shit everywhere.

Find a Nintendo 64 or a Playstation 2 since all new gen consoles will become useless without wifi

If everyone just vanished in a flash, how long would it take before power went out you reckon?

This.

Assuming the internet doesnt work and I don't just autisticly play video games until I starve to death.

I'd probably drive my car to a dealership that sells really nice cars, break in/walk in, grab myself a new car, stockpile cigarettes, roadtrip everywhere forever.

I'd have a month or so to eat good food. After that, I'll probably have to live off instant ramen. After a few years, water bottles will start to expire and I won't be able to find clean water. Then I'll drink dirty water from some river, shit myself for 9 hours straight and die.

Sure thing buddy. Then go get us some nudes already

Refresh page until wifi and power die, switch to my paper printouts of Sup Forums boards and write down what I would've commented underneath printed posts

i would jerk off all day while smoking weed and drinking whisky

Yes

Find an attractive horse to fuck

break into homes of people I've known, find their nudes, cum

samefag on Sup Forums

Go "shopping" for most powerful PC, then I'll grab some games like gtav, then chips and coke and will play all day on maxed out 144fps/8k.
Then maybe get rollerblades and go try some tricks on the rail without anyone watching. And then I can die happy.

NO

Scratch that, take anyone on Sup Forums serrrusly noroomforspace

Delete Sup Forums

finally I can browse all 15 pages of Sup Forums

just take out the SD card and put it in your own phone, problem solved

>who the fuck stores shit on their actual phone nowadays

>sd card
Girls don't use android.

dubs are chezch nice

>Only persona
>Steal
U can do verter user

kek, probably true

Loot the pharmacy then go to a big sex shop.
I'd have the time of my life!

This guy is the winner

Depending on area you probably would have a few hours at best.

Hospitals and such have backup generators but within 24-48hours world is dark.

Would be a good idea to get away from any nuclear power facilities before they meltdown

Find a van or a truck. Pack it full of cans and stuff for survival and get the fuck out of Europe.
Motherfucking nuclear reactors have like a week before huge meltdowns. Multiple Chernobyls everywhere.
Then I'd try to settle somwhere, scavenge food for a decade until cans and dried goods go bad. Until then I either learn how to survive or die as a last human.
Also I'd deem the entire LGBTQ community and niggers illegal, since I'm the king of the world now.

Find a fertility clinic, impregnate all those frosty eggs, build an artificial womb with duck tape, Ice lolly sticks and a bin bag, reboot the human race.

Wakes up. Turns out I'm on earth alone. I'll probably stop and McDonald's and attempt to make my own food. Burn down the restaurant but it's cool. Fast food places are still around everywhere. Jerk off on the main road and cum on a bus stop. Go to my dealers house and raid the stash. Smoke tree till my eyes are closed. Wait for night, set a building on fire to maybe send a signal to anyone out there. People are gone, so there's a halt of information. No ones talking. Rinse and repeat for next year until all food starts to go bad. Realize that people, while stupid, kept things interesting. Start to lose faith into the resurgence of the human race. Jerk off more, until my dick is sore. Eventually kill myself

Underated. This guy is onto something

I would jerk of every where and just leave my cum lying on the floor

Kill every single human on earth.

Clean house at a dildo store and make myself a woman.

OK, if there is no one on earth, why the fuck it's tons of garbage everywhere?

So you'd an hero? ok.

probably kill myself

i dunno, do you consider niggers to be human?

drive to the realdoll factory.

Find cigarettes, find a shotgun, smoke a cigarette in my apartment while looking out over the view I shared with my wife. The view we struggled so long and hard to reach, toss her fathers ashes out the window, kiss her cat and tell it I love it and blow myself away. I told her I'd follow her, and that's what I intend to do.

I'd loot my apartment building hoping for a gun, take one of the motorcycles out back, and head to my local college campus. They've got a radio transmitter there, and plenty of literature about how to operate it. I'd fortify the engineering building, shut down most of the equipment, and work on setting up a repeating broadcast. The building has solar panels, so it might be good for a while yet. Once I got tired of waiting for an answer, I'd find a german shepherd puppy, a mossberg 500 and a big old truck, and drive my ass to Canada with all the shells, books, and booze I know I won't be able to find up there. I'd take over a cozy little cabin, and pretend I'd run away from the world instead of the world leaving me.

hide from the niggers

Finally read all of the books I've been meaning to... oh. Nevermind.

Eat breakfast

twilight zone reference
>you're ok user

...

you were napping though

Party like it's 1999, of course.

call taxi, go to airport, fly to Hawaii

Miss my gf, go to people's houses and look for nudes, then go to Area 51 and bust in.
Then at some point just live my life.

best so far

I'd bust a nut in Area 51 and take a dump in one of the hallways... knowing me I'd probably fallover in it

Get a sweet Harley and cruise out to Area 51 so I can finally see what they have been hiding out there.

>carry it to Area 51

Fixed that for you.

Pick up some Monster energy drinks, go home and play games. Fap and then sleep.

hit up local car dealership for a set of wheels after establishing everyone is gone
stock up on weed and snacks and ROADTRIP, literally roadtrip all up in this motherfucker to every place accessible via driving

once/if I run out of places that I can reach via BMW in europe/asia/africa I'd probably die trying to reach one of the other continents either in a plane crash as something goes tits up because I taught myself to fly a plane or probably in a shipwreck as I get caught in a storm with no idea wat the fuck I'm doing

mind you, I'd probably spend a great deal of time over here doing dumb shit like running down wildlife in the savannah in a convertible beamer swinging a golf club and laughing how my white ancestors woulda hunted like this if they could

if/when I get to the US I'd probably go north first before dying somewhere in central america to montezuma's revenge

It's really not hard to find clean sources of flowing water in the US, there's plenty in the mountains.

Seat off a couple of nukes, maybe if I'm in the mood blow up a couple of cities with c4/rocket lunchers depends on my mood. Paint the White House black and call it the nigga palace with a bunch a black sex dolls whips and all sorts of kinky shit everywhere. Go to Starbucks and take a big shit in there fridge. Then go to a court room and sue my self for rape

id watch it

Bestiality

/thread

>speedometer breaks

kill myself

>Travel to Harlem
>Yell out NIGGER
>Pat myself on the back as I say "They didn't come at me out of respect"
>Go home and fap
>Alone

Go back to sleep.

Play Monopoly with myself, but with real money and streets. Everytime I go scavenging and have to go through a street that belongs to me, I have to give myself thousands of Euros.

I would continue my normal life, there wouldnt be any difference

Masturbate in the open

absolute madman