Patriotism thread, tell us all why your country is better than the flag above. I'll start

Patriotism thread, tell us all why your country is better than the flag above. I'll start.

We're richer than any of you.

bump fra en med landsmann

Men det beste med Norge atm er jo at Johaug ble straffet.
Folk blir så sinnsykt provosert når jeg sier hun fortjente det.

Norsk tråd? Norsk tråd.

Ka faen ska vi snakk om i en norsk tråd liksom

Ayo, hvem faen stemmer folk på?

>vet faen ikke hvem jeg skal stemme på for å ikke miste det lille vi har igjen av HV

>voksent menneske
>stemmer ikke frp

Jeg elsker SKAM. Kunne kneppe samtlige damer i serien. Også Sana.

It dont matter how much money your country has. You dont personally have any of that.

stemte FRP forrige valg, men de blir jo cuck'a så jævelig hardt av hoyre atm

Kan jeg sporre hvorfor du i det hele tatt bryr deg om hv?
Hvis Russland angriper, er det ingenting vi kan stille opp med. Jeg klarer ikke med god samvittighet forvente at noen i det norske militær(eller relaterte yrker) skal gidde å stille opp som selvmordskandidater bare så vi kan holde grensene i noen timer.

Er det ikke bedre å bare la Putin valse inn i Norge, så benytte seg av guerilla taktikker?

>voksent menneske
>bryr seg mer om symbolpolitikk enn at FrP i regjering har rævkjort budsjett og handlingsregel

You dont have a military the USA looks after yours and helps fund it you Dumbfuck

bait town

>he doesn't understand economics

Hoyre/frp e det beste vi kan få som e faktisk mulig

HV skaper den infrastrukturen vi trenger for å i senere tid har vellykkede guerilla styrker

Every developed country can produce same kind of healthcare, education or quality of life as Norway. Your oil money dont matter, you arent doing anything better.

Vi må ha det så vi kan invadere de jævla svenskene, forræderne de er

>he literally doesn't comprehend the concept of economics

Then why don't they?

Enig, elsker bildene av henne der hun gråter.

MDG. De tradisjonelle partiene er fulle av lognere. MDG er en gjeng med idioter, men hjertet er på rett plass

Alle skilopera som ikke e trondera gjor mæ sur egentlig tbh

MDG? vegetarianerene?

Russland kommer aldri til å angripe Norge. Har ikke noe i å vinne på det. Blander man NATO landene inn vil verdensokonomien går til helvete.

Just wisited Norway like 2weeks ago with my caravan camper. Didnt see anything that would make me feel like your rich. Your puplic buildings were in pretty bad shape, same as some of your roads, specially those smaller ones! Nice mountains and good looking girls tho :P

Aner ikke, har ikkje stemt de siste årene

Politics

For individual it dont matter if its debt or 700 billions surplus, thats the point. You arent any richer in your life because your country has saved loads of money. Some other generation will spend them one day, maybe. Meanwhile many countries can offer same or even better life for their citizens. You have nothing to do with your country beeing rich.

Kek. Sure you are

MDG er SV i forkledning.

Noen andre stavangerfags her?

The total life cost of roads in Norway is twice of Sweden. We also don't want to spend too much due to inflation. The public buildings around where I live is very good, mostly new buildings no older than 10 years. Waaay better standard than in the Netherlands, where I lived a year ago.

Ja, de idiotene. Gjor det fordi de genuint bryr seg om et godt levelig miljo for mennesker og klima. De har mange dumme forslag, men disse får de uansett aldri gjennomslag for.

Ye i bet its expensive to build roads like in the side of a mountain :D in Finnish btw

>meanwhile in Poland
>meanwhile in the US
>meanwhile literally anywhere else
bruv we have a better quality of life, better education, etc.
All because of the money. Our GDP per capita doesn't fucking lie homeboy

>Gjor det fordi de genuint bryr seg om et godt levelig miljo for mennesker og klima
Kjenner opptil flere MDGere, og nei. Mange av dem har bakgrunn fra studentpolitikken, og er ikke fremmed for å stikke noen i ryggen for å sikre seg mer makt de heller.

I tillegg er jo en hel bråte av dem tidligere SVere og SUere, og de planter seg godt til venstre for AP i all politikk.

Us virgin islands St croix

There's high and low, but its a great place moved from rural Illinois 7 years ago and got myself married here and will never leave.

Ill take poor and tropical over a cold country with conceited people.

I have been in Norway three times. Only time i didnt like it was in Oslo. I have noticed same thing in general in Sweden and Finland. People in big cities are assholes, but in countryside they are awesome. Worst place in nordic countries i have been was malmo.

Also your capita dont matter. Norway is very expensive country if you havent noticed. Travel a bit and see.

>No pay for healthcare
>No pay for Uni
>Even janitors can live a sweet life due to low difference in wages

Seems pretty good to me.

>Oslo
>big city

See, that's the advantage of being norwegian! when we travel everything is cheap!

Of course it matters, when i visit some third world country like the US, everything i buy is practically free it's so cheap

>>Even janitors can live a sweet life due to low difference in wages
I'm Norwegian, and this is ridiculous to be honest.

It's pretty shitty from a macro economy point of view that janitors should be paid roughly the same amount of money an engineer makes.

We are literally Gods in foreign countries.

LITERALLY

>kronen er historisk lav
>"ALT ER SÅ BILLIG LOL!!!"

Nei, det er det overhodet ikke. Dra til USA, dere blir rævkjort av dollarkursen.

Har du noen gang dratt til USA? Eller er du fattig kansje? Sist gang jeg var der var alt billigere enn grus. Og jeg var i Hollywood.

Yeah I kinda agree. I'm studying to become an engineer, and the wage is actually lower/the same in Norway than in some foreign countries. Although its better than what they do in the US.

But isn't pay equity good in a macro pov? Doesn't it increase overall spending?

stemme sv eller ap??

Det var ekstra billig for. Er fortsatt sykt billig

>Har du noen gang dratt til USA?
Jeg er der flere ganger i året. Jeg var der senest i april.

>Sist gang jeg var der
Ja, når dollarkursen var nede under 6 kroner kanskje.

AP, eller join mdg for the lolz

Det var i vår, aner ikke hvordan det er nå.

My country is not better than op pic.
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Seaside is beautiful. We rented fishing bot on Norways coast. Later on winter we went to lapland for nordic lights. Gotland and Sarenmaa in estonia are beautiful as well. Finnish islands as well. Im big fool for sea holidays. Took me 8 months on Finland, Sweden and Norway few years back. Nice countries.

>But isn't pay equity good in a macro pov? Doesn't it increase overall spending?
It also removes any incentive for putting in any effort (like getting a engineering degree or a doctorate, or working hard, or starting your own company based on your own business idea etc).

The only reason Norwegians are relatively high-educated is because it's "free" and you can't really get a job without a degree (as everyone else has one too, probably even your janitor). But if you look at the numbers, 80% of doctorates go to foreign people who leave Norway as soon as they get their degree and all successful start-up companies are sold to foreign buyers.

Heller dod enn rod.

Det var latterlig billig for, nå er det ganske dyrt. Selvfolgelig, drar du til Texas eller annen republikansk stat hvor det er 0 i sales taxes, så er det klart det er relativt billig. Men historisk sett så er det ulonnsomt å veksle kroner til dollar nå.

Hva er egentlig de store forskjellene mellom de to da (ap og sv)??

Cool flag. Ever put one on the moon?

SV = ut av NATO, ut av EOS, ja til hoyere skatter, fuck privatisering

AP = NATO og EOS er flott, hoyere skatter kan kanskje være nodvendig, privatisering er greit men vi later som at vi er i mot det av symbolske grunner

Yes, actually. In fact, you put it there.

Takk user, tror jeg stemmer på mdg!

MDG er SV i forkledning, så stemmer du MDG så får du SV-politikk med en obligatorisk "spis vegansk" dag i uka.

We aren't cucked :^)

So even though you're the best country, America had to take your flag to the moon?

Why was that?

How's that lack of non-partison supreme court going for you?

You have never been anywhere. You cant even leave your computer most likely. Typical cocky redneck norwegean. WE ARE VIKINGS WE DRINK EACH OTHERS PISS.

"insert whoosh gif here"
Hva kommer du til å stemme på da?

It also means that I can't afford to hire a "lunch guy" at work, because he wants 400,000 NOK a year, so my employees have to stop actual work they are doing in order to prepare lunch and clean afterwards, wasting 1.5 hours instead of just 30 minutes for lunch.

Because we spend money on useful things, rather than rockets to an uninhabited, worthless rock my dude

Vurderer å stemme Hoyre for å garantere at AP ikke kommer i regjering.

Hadde stemt venstre om ikke Trine Skei Grande var partileder og roter til alt hun tar i.

hein her ha skjont d

Are you telling me Americans don't know how to make food and eat it without help?
You don't want a lunch guy, you want a mommy.

You know Norway dont use the oil funds at all. It would overheat the economy then and loose its value over inflation. Nothing in Norway is any better than any other developed country, even tho you norwegeans seem to be really insecure about it.

A country so shitty that my city is full of Polish homeless that just drink vodka and yells kurwa all day. And try to learn our language too, you're sandnigger tier here. Except your women, we keep them, stupid but hot

>Norway
>expensive
no shit sherlock

I'm not American, I'm Norwegian. And yes, I would prefer not wasting 1.5 hour every day preparing food, eating and cleaning afterwards. If you calculate my salary in hourly wage, I get paid over 350 kr for every hour I spend at work.

Are you really saying that you think it is economically viable to pay me and 11 other employees 350 kr each or more, every working day, while stopping doing actual work?

>nothing in Norway is any better than any other developed country

is this denial i see with my own eyes

>Hjertet er på rett plass.
Heng deg. De kommer til å odelegge landet om de får innflytelse, det bor alle innse.
FrP / Alliansen ftw

>You know Norway dont use the oil funds at all.
We do spend 4% of the profit our oil money investments make to balance our budget though.

>FrP / Alliansen
Alliansen er en gjeng eks-vigrider og trygdesnyltere som fornekter holocaust.

You are so full of bullshit!
I dont have a degree and made 800 000kr last year. Thats roughly 100 000 below my boss who had her cunt full of degrees. Just because i worked hard and put in a lot of extra hours. And we dont hire engineers, they know shit about what they are doing! 4years of school doesnt equal a lifetime of experience. At the moment we dont even have anyone with engineering education at our office. I, as one of the most experienced workers, can do the calculations myself, and they will be correct because im also out there doing the job.
Thats something you see very clearly when you hire foreign workers, they know nothing else than how to do their work. Always has to call "boss-man" when in doubt, while we just figure it out ourself.

Your eyes have only seen your closest market and the walls in your moms basement. Life could give you much more if you werent so selfsatisfied. You are nothing special.

Ingen av dem, hva faen feiler dere?

>I dont have a degree and made 800 000kr last year. Thats roughly 100 000 below my boss who had her cunt full of degrees.
I don't see how that is bullshit, that was my fucking point to begin with....

>And we dont hire engineers, they know shit about what they are doing! 4years of school doesnt equal a lifetime of experience. At the moment we dont even have anyone with engineering education at our office. I, as one of the most experienced workers, can do the calculations myself, and they will be correct because im also out there doing the job.
Sure thing buddy, keep telling yourself that and maybe your inferiority complex will someday go away.

noen av dere som spiller dark souls ???

Stem Demokratene folkens. Direkte demokrati til folket gjennom folkeavstemminger etter Sveits modellen

Swiss here. Richer than me? You wish faggot

Mener du de tar feil? De har i det minste nasjonens beste i tankene. Kan ikke si det samme om AP, SV eller Rodt ihvertfall.

100% a success breeds jealousy situation here

Psjt, demokratene vil ut av EOS og ha mer kristendom i skolen og i andre offentlige rom.

Matpakke????
Seriost, det tar meg mindre enn 5min å hente brod i kjoleskapet, smore på no dritt, spise det og så rydde opp. Hva i helvette spiser du?

How much is that worth? Like 1 billion dollars yearly?

>Mener du de tar feil?
Uh, ja.

>De har i det minste nasjonens beste i tankene
"Avslor jodene!!!!!" er ikke å ha nasjonens beste i tankene, det er å være tilbakestående.

FUCK YO FLAG

Har du 1.5 timer matpause på jobb? Hvor faen jobber du?

Jeg siktet mer til at de vil ha Norge ut av EOS også videre. Var ikke klar nok.
Lurer på hvordan de gjor det i fremtidige valg, om de ikke blir bannlyst

>They look nice. I will buy one.

daikin.aerocompara.com

Det tar lenger tid når 12 ansatte skal gjore det samtidig. Lunsj er forresten 30 minutter i Norge. Og jeg blir jævlig lei brodmat hver eneste dag.

Poenget mitt er at jeg ikke skjonner hvorfor det skal være sånn i Norge at en jævla lunsjdame som forbereder lunsj og rydder opp og kanskje vasker gulv en gang i uken skal ha 250-300 kroner timen, når fuckings sykepleiere får i underkant av 200 kr timen.

The current oil fund (formally known as "Pensjonsfondet Utland") is worth around 1000 billion US dollars in total.

Last year, 4% was 20 billion NOKs, which is around 2.5 billion USD.