THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAAAATHER

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAAAATHER

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I got a coalition of the willing, I got FORTY NATIONS, SON

READY TO ROLL

japans sending playstations

SUGAR
WATER
PURPLE

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

huh...what...oil?
Who's talkin' bout oil, bitch you cookin?

SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION

y'all nigars kneed to kook up some kokain wif bking powder an sell it

All da best, korn rolla

p.s.

pppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GOODBYE FRIED RICE, HELLO FRIED CHICKEN

THE NIGGA BOUGHT ALUMINUM TUBES

THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGERS MONEY

NOT ON MY WATCH

I know gucci when I see it nigga I'm rich

A MOUTH'S A MOUTH

american """"""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""

You need to diversify yo bonds, nigga

>europoor humor: xaxaxaxa do you remember the turnips we ate before the war
>britistani humor: oi govna gunna put on my sisters petticoat and do a funny walk for the lads down at the pub
>asian humor: I worked 80 hours last week and came home to my wife fucking the 13 year old kid who lives under us
>spic humor: ayy senor we are poor but we have funny hats and we kick around a comically oversized ball

ALUMINUM !
IF THAT DOESN'T SCARE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH AN ALUMINUM TUBE.

I ONLY DRINK THE FINEST BREAST MILKS

cambodian breastmilk

I need you to take a picture of a midget holding these balloons

Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon! Because I spit hot fire!

YOU'RE TOO CLOSE, MON
TOO CLOSE, MON

get diddy some cheesecake

pray to god he don't drop that shit

...

all i got is juice

I PLEAD THE FIF

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?

GET ME SOME APPLE DRINK

Game. Blouses.

NIGGA BOUGHT ALUMINUM TUBES

FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER
THE PUBLIC IMAGE BUTCHER

Bathe yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

Purify yourself

Lets run a play. Computer Blue. Darling Picky. Owww!

The Asian delegation chooses the RZA,
the GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck, the Ghostface Killah: the Wu-Tang Clan!

You got celery and lima beans and corn and chicken burgers and shit in here

Would you like some grapes, bitches?

youtube.com/watch?v=RfWl7jPkTow

The NnaaAAAvyy

These types of threads are youtube comments tier, fuck all of y'all.

>you ol' pasty bastard. look you chuck. you look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero

im paid
im paid
im paid inna shade
(beatboxing)

yeah... pancakes

...

rip in piece you magnificent bastard

HE IS ONE LAZY NIGGAR

...

M
A
R
S
MARS BITCHES
RED ROCK

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?!?!

I WANT SOME APPLE DRANK

...

>apple
Pls be joking

Norway has fucking nothing to do with europe

Riggity Row is coming!

>asian humor: I worked 80 hours last week and came home to my wife fucking the 13 year old kid who lives under us
>you will never be that 13 year old kid

Who the fuck is Renee Zellwedger?

I just bought dis truck straight cash

I GOT THAT YELLOW CAKE

WRAPPED UP IN THIS SPECIAL C.I.A. NAPKIN

UNITED STATES OF SPACE

Their moms let them do anything over there

RED ROCKS

[Spoiler]YAY YAY!

Holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla.........................holla

These are all pretty funny, but what movie is this from?

Juice

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE NIGGA

Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad

JUICE,THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA, THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!

Ew nigga you smell like French fries

WacArnolds is tearing this family apart!

AFRIKA BUMBATAA AND THE ZULU NATION

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE MOTHERFUCKER

Buck Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan

DRINK BITCH

Reminder that if this came out today /tvpol/ would call it a race baiting SJW forced diversity cuckfest.

BRAKE YO' SELF FOOL

This is real fuckin' life

Protect ya God damn neck

Oh shit, it's Wayne Brady son!

What is...a loosie?

>caring about what Sup Forums says
they are irrelevant and being "alt-right" does not change that.
TIL: What is the alternative of right? Wrong. Like Sup Forums is always.

and almost on cue, the game gets robbed

RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER

Where can I rewatch the entire series?

On alluc dot ee if you dont mind streaming

Good thing for me is I saw this coming, so I stuck my car keys IN my asshole!

How can black people rise up and overcome?

What is....a Badonkadonk?

uh.....Get out and vote?

uh.. could they?

HIDE THE MONEY YA'LL!
THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND.

Holy shit guys I just broke the thread!

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chappelle's_Show

>I got FORTY NATIONS, SON
>READY TO ROLL

Fucking love this line

THAT IS CORRECT

voting was wrong

No, I'm sorry that is not correct.

>only 4 sketches

I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and only you

Good lord, Thats Osaama Bin Laden

I think I had him pump my gas on the way here

YOU AND YOUR BROKE ASS

Like who?

She wear underpants with dickholes cut out in em

Thank you for derailing this thread with quotes from the show and steering away from OP's Sup Forums shit.