2017 NBA All-Star Game Thread #2

3PEAT INCOMING EDITION

barbecue chicken

>i wanna go home
>this music is loud
>these blacks don't listen to me

UNDERDOG

>boogie trade to pelicans
davis/cousins is unstoppable?

NO WHITES IN LINEUP
Sup Forums on suicide watch

false rumor, pic related.

minus maybe the nigerian on the court

why dont all these faggots play for the USA olympic team?

>Durant missing

>LeBron fucking up a layup

My wife's son is a huge Curry fan!

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that's one fucked up timeline

First for Curry hiding his hairline and for KD rolling his ankle before the half

Damn grl

Marv Albert just called Antetokounmpo Westbrook. Just retire already.

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NBA all star game was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real sports fan) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

KAWHIIIIIIII

>curry making all these threes trying to get mvp
>didn't show up when it was for look-key-mia

fucking dick

>harden

LMAO WTF ARE YOU DOING

how hung over is marv albert right now?

GREEK FREAK BITCHES!

NO DEFENSE GAME

JOKE

JOKE

FUCK THE ALL STAR GAME

This game is fucking terrible. Why would anyone pay to watch this.

STARTERS POWER RANKINGS

1. KD
2. Steph
3. LeBron
4. Kyrie
5. Davis
6. DeRozan
7. Kawhi
8. Butler
9. Antekumpo
10. Harden

Lowkey Giannis about to win ASG MVP.

I'm all for Westbrook but this nigga on the rise.

hey, does anyone have a streamable/webm/etc. of the roots musical before the game? thanks.

Why fight in full power when you can still win with half power?

how does it feel to be a bigot in 2017? How does it feel to know that white women would rather have mixed children than have relations with other Caucasians? Do you make threads on /r9k/ serious questions.....

>he didn't even change the rest of the pasta

i was about to say, he can't say giannis' NAME AT ALL he keeps fucking up, and he called him WESTBROOK at one point too omg this dude needs to retire

>Giannis only number 9

My mom sucked his dick when he came to Dallas in the early 90s. She said he's hung too.

>THE FIRST 6 MINUTES OF THIS GAME IS BETTER THAN THE DUNK CONTEST
KEK

LEBRON JAMES IS THROWING

this lack of defence is killing me, lads

>guise i posted it again xddddd

Based greek freak showing these trash players whos boss

>kyrie
>4

FUCKING LOL

CURRY KEKED BY KYRIE

THEN A LOB TO JAMES

CURRY = JOE ROOT

>rest of the pasta
PASTA??@?@?!?!?!?!?!!?

WHO TF LEFT THE DOOR TO THE LOCKED DISCORD OPEN! I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO LEAKED PASTA.

SAUCE

deGOATzan

PlaystationVue.com

lel shitting on the dunk contest

>turn on game
>meme no defense shitfest

turning this off, this is fucking horrible

This is pretty fun tbhfampai

F A T T
A
T
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Thats such an obvious fake ass but would still pay her to sit on my lap

>Marv Albert mispronouncing Antetekounpo every 2 seconds

KEK
ALSO POST LELBRONS

Don't worry bro.....I'm investigating this shit as we speak.....

Gowiz where the fuck you at? I know it was you

>lebron misses the layup
>tries the meme 3
>tried to make magic pass and fails

He should stick to dunking and driving to the basket

post pics of your mom i bet she's a milf

this game doesn't start until Kobe AKA BRODY gets in this game.

Fuck everyone

>implying i have a psn account

why doesnt the nba make its all star game like the nhl changed theirs to be?

3 on 3 from regions, tournament format

or atleast make this game have no refs and players call own fouls like true pickup

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!

giant ass carrying this one

>I want defense in an All-Star game

Seriously they at least use to play some D back in the day. This is literally just fags dunking for 48 minutes. Shit is boring.

>inb4 Westbrook dunks on Durant

Should I watch my GOAT nigga Lebron or hit up the gym?

is this your first all star game

This game is fucking embarrassing. Where's Pop? He'd be ashamed of this defense.

WESTGOAT

WEEEEEEESTBROOOOOK

HERE WE GO
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W
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G
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stfu already. The best ASG will always be the MLB. This is the best we can do.

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>westreserve
kek

DURANT ON T HE SAME TEAM AS WESTBROOK AGAIN

OH LAWDY

Why are Curry and Westbrook cool with each other?

>mfw dunks better than dunk contest

no

it just hurts to watch every year

Why do women do retarded exercises like this?

>Butler literally nowhere to be seen

lmao why is he even in the starting lineup

Imagine 3 second possession then dunk

That's 2017 ASG

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HARDEN AND WESTBROOK ON THE FLOOR TOGETHER!!!

>KD too scared to run down the court

LMAO WHAT A BITCH

>WESTBROOK KD WESTBROOK
nice

I can't believe how much they're hyping this Durant vs. Westbrook shit. This is how wildly pathetic and nignoggish the NBA is. The bullshit drama they try and hype up is more important to them than the actual games and regular season. Pathetic. Something has to be done about the regular season.

KD TO WESTBROOK LOB

THAT DURANT WESTBROOK PLAY MY DICKKKKKKKK

DURANT WITH THE LOB TO WESTGOD
FRIENDSHIP RESTORED

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>kd to westgod

That connection is still there

SOMEONE PUT DUCT TAPE ON REGGIE MILLER

KD TRADE TO OKC CONFIRMED

>regular season

Heh. Let me guess, non-Spurs fan?

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

HARDEN GOT THEM TOGETHER AND FIXED EVERYTHING

DURANT TO OKC CONFIRMED

OH SHIT

>TFW THEY BROKE UP

HOLD ME BROS

KOOMBAYA MY LORD

Kd and westbrook are tsudere asf

HOLY FUCK KEVIN DURANT AND WESTBROOK HOOKUP

WOW HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!

STORYLINES
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
CONFLICT
RESOLUTION
FRIENDSHIP
JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTOONS!

Reggie's singing LEL

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER