So are you ready for some alpha shit, Sup Forums...

So are you ready for some alpha shit, Sup Forums? This is how you get away with talking shit to a female and still fuck her. Remember: women love assholes. AMA related to this convo or pickup advice.

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lol you're getting smoked son. Bow out before you make yourself look even more dumb

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Lmao nice slampiggu OP

Oh fuck this is getting pathetic fast

Girls that love assholes are girls with issues.
If OP wants to abuse people's insecurities to get laid, fine. But it's not a good way to have a relationship.

sheeeit, keep going, user

>29
>"Looking for my prince"
Hitting on desperate uglos who have hit the wall and are looking for a beta to settle down is easy mode

You forgot to end with 'm'lady' and tip your fedora.

Also I can't believe you are trying to show off for random strangers on the internet.

Yeah because women want nice guys who don't give them any thrills.

Is this some red pill shit?

Show us her pics user.

King Faggot.

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she's fat

Girls prefer assholes over slimy creeps. It's not hard being confident around a woman, just say what you think and don't back down. Walking around on eggshells is for beta faggots.

Op here

Based user

>Can I mend your feelings with food or alcohol
>I would be honored

What the fuck man.

This seems fake as fuck.

Shes pretty fat op

Must have been pretty cute 10 years ago

Dont care. Fatties give the best head.

Tf

Rest of this convo please?

I recently ditched my slam piggy because her post-sex candy eating binges depressed me. All the problems in her life stem from her obesity. Such a cute face too, and a good heart. What a waste.

Its true. Dont give me tf. You know its true.

"I would be honored to entertain you"

"Let me mend your feelings..."

OP, you are not alpha by a long shot. You are a beta cuck.

At tthat point you state a time and place, and she says yes or no.

>So Stan's bar at 8?
>O-ok sempai user

Or if she says no just invite another chick until one says yes. You don't ask them out tho, that's for pussies. you give them a binary option, yes or no. easy.

Worse, a beta pretending to be an alpha. he knows, she knows, we know. In the end no one cares because all she's looking for is
>Her prince

OP is a faggot

The rest is just us planning a date. It would bore you

So did everything else, though

And you have literally 0 understanding of what women want.
They want someone who is strong and dominant and knows how to talk: He shows that he his with his first messages.He call out her bullshit and shows that he's not gonna stand for it.
They also want someone who's generous and eager to share. Because when a women is preggers she needs someone who is generous to take care of her. He showed that in the later part of the conversation.
That's why he's getting his dick wet tonight and you're here trying to belittle someone elses success because you can't compete.

> Spicy

I believed this when I was younger and have gotten head from at least ten different chubby to fat girls thinking they were going to go to town on my dick. One of them gave good head. The rest thought they were giving the best blowjob in the world but were basically fumbling around like it was their first time. And none of them took direction well at all. On top of that I had to deal with them in varying states of undress which is almost a boner killer. Best head I've gotten is consistently from skinny girls for some reason. Also OP's girl was probably pretty decent looking ten years ago, and was probably thinner too. Picking up girls like her is easy mode.

Another idiot using "literally" in every fucking sentence.

Another idiot falling straight into the cognitive dissonance pit.
it's alright, 50% of men never reproduce so it's perfectly fine being average.

Thats why you grab the bitch by the hair and ahow her how you like it. I also have another gameplan besides this thats really crass and only works about 1/3 of the time. It feeds on women's love for erotic literature/word porn.

So to prove you're Alpha Status, you need to post photo's of your win once you get this bitch into the bed.

I do appreciate your approach, however. I get tired of women putting qualifiers in their profiles. I'm not a circus monkey trying to get your attention, beeeeeeaaach...

Ok I'll start another thread today or tomorrow with some pics. And yea it pisses me off women are so catered to in the dating world. Who the fuck are they? She probably works at AppleBees.

>obese
>good heart
pick one

Not literally lel

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Love their 2 for $20 specials. Fucking gets me diamonds.

Men don't help, however. A woman I dated showed me how fast she gets responses and offers for dick whenever she swipes right, so the world really is just full of horny dudes that think they need to suck up to a woman to get their dick wet.

Yet another reason why not putting up with their shit helps to stand out. Seems counter intuitive, but it actually works.

OP is fucking retarded

>sempai
get the fuck out of here you non weeb loser

Autism'D

Hello fellow redpiller fag. Ever tried getting chicks to buy you drinks? It's easy as fuck and they love it just because it's something fresh. Even better if you barter about it.

No. Post them now or it didnt happen.

It's true I'm not a weeb. But I'm not a normie I swear!

>alpha pua
>not posting the nudz

Come on man.

This convo was from an hour ago obviously it hasn't happened yet you moron.

your a moran

So it didnt happen? Gotcha. OP is a liar. Hes a beta who didnt even get a date with his "alpha" mindset.

>Claiming victory before he even slayed the beast
Repeat at least 5 times and then you can come back and make a new thread about how alpha you are.

Bah, she won't even remotely resemble that borderline slampig pic in person. You must be new to this shit.

That's hideous.

Of course she takes any dick she can get lmao ugly ass hoe.

I guarantee she's already wet, faggot. Just because you cant read women, dont mean nobody else can.

>virgin detected

Disgrossting. Would put out to pasture.

fake and gay

She's an ugly whale of course she's wet. I've been on tinder for over a year and have cultivated a soft harem of fwb's, trust me I have experience.

>reading a woman
>trough text
Literally reading tho

Post em ot GTFO

>He can't even psychoanalyze someone from their typing habits

Can't resist dubs, have some OC

Its not about typing habits. Its about recognizing typical female behavior.

Fair enough

You missed the point, faggot. Imade sure she was ok with alcohol. Also I sent a subtle hint. I offered to "entertain" her and even brought up "one night" as in 1 night stand.

So when do we get to see the pay off?

What did she say?

Still setting up the date

more men :)

Hot her snap. Hopefully I can score some nudes for you guys.

She must like to fuck :-)

lol thread

looks like a young boy, wtf

She knows you're going to roofie her you dumbfuck

I think it's actually a good sign for him.

She's already hinting at "getting roofied" aka "please fuck my brains out".

What is this site called?

All you need to do to get women is find one with daddy issues

She also said she could roofie me lol

Not really.

From her pick you can surmise that she is a fat desperate washed up whore

because she is on POF she is also most likely:

Single mom

Low income

No higher education

No culture

He is picking up a Denny's waitress and bragging about it in the internet.

How is that alpha, you literally bitched out with the angle you were coming in on because she was saying she'd leave.

You fell for the most obvious of bait. She's going to use and drop you.

>No culture

Well yeah she's white

Shes actually not that bad, definitely worth slamming..

He gets sex, who the fuck cares? They are both using each other. You obviously only see relationships in movies, poor virgin.

Go be a nigger somewhere else.

So you're in piedmont. Hope some autistic fag on here recognizes her

>in
My guess is Atlanta, Piedmont being very much a main road.

actually every rachet gives good head

>picking up a Denny's waitress then bragging about it

Zozzle. It's like Zozzlemas came early this year.

I vaguely remember there being some city in the US called Piedmont

Lol this is a absolute white man small cock omega man

This guys never had love Omg

OP, you are the faggiest of faggots, and like the Bernie Mac impersonator says toward the end of Kanye's "The College Dropout:" "I don't mean that in no nice way." Nobody gives a shit who or what you have sex with. You think you've got "game?" You are likely to end up with chlamydia, as well. When your dick shrivels up and falls off, do us all a favor and post the webm in a rekt thread, so that you can squeeze every last bit of entertainment value out of your little adventure for our amusement. Pic related.

What would you do if someone else saw this and you had to explain yourself and how you think this is ok?

She's fat, this isn't a feat. Fat people will take anything out of greediness.

I'm about to message her and ruin OP's date.