Should i kill myself?

should i kill myself?
no money
no job
got dumped
maybe going to prison tomorrow
i don't have a gun or anything so any ideas would be appreciated also

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if it wasn't for the prison, I would've said no.
But yeah go ahead do us all a favor and do a little suicide my man

how though, like shit i don't even have any rope

Suicide bump

You're probably just being dramatic and dooming. Give us details to help you decide.

eh probly, what details?

fuck details, give us more suicide girls

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thanks.
My tip is to not kill yourself.
You can still live very hedonistic, take drugs instead and hide from the feds/move to a different country if you're pursued.

If you really want to kill yourself, kill others first. You will have no other chance than killing yourself or going to prison forever.

If you kill someone before, you won't "accidently" not kill yourself like a little attention whore.
No offense, but I know people who're like that.
Especially women.

the answer is always yes. Don't waste time making the same thread every day.

On the positive side you will be getting a hot meal and having sex tomorrow.

Yeah

If you're going to off yourself, which I do not condone or endorse, do it in an interesting way so it gets on the news.

No. Just fix your shit and stop being a little girl.

Masturbate

well played, drugs cost money though

first thread ive made in years

Prison isn't that bad, hombre. How long is the question.
If you're not in very long, make some friends with connections and you could live pretty when you get out.

why are you going to prison?
also dont

are you a nigger?

>Prison isn't that bad, hombre.

depends were he is. in some places its hell on earth

>no money
>no job
>got dumped
>maybe going to prison tomorrow

Where do you think we are?

Haha my nigger. I've done shit and lived through shit that would have killed a weaker person. I'm 700$ short off paying my lawyer and I'm looking at some jail time rn. About to acquire lock picks cause my door lock at home is acting up ;). Never give up you got people to prove wrong or at least don't go down with out a fight dawg. Keep ur head up I'm 19 looking at a year. Rapey rape time for me next month

about 6 months for breaching parole, ontop of everything else going on i cbf, and no im not a nigger thats fucking gross

Stop being weak--take responsibility, pay your fucking dues, and work your ass off to turn this around. People in the world need you to step up.

So a year, maybe two? That's nothing. You'll be fine, better when you get out.

tried to get shit sorted for about 4 years, everything i try falls through

(gotta go to court in about 5 hours)

Fap till you drop or (pic related).

Lock picks access to the deep Web and or a chop shop can get you farther in life than you think amigo. If the 9-5 ain't for you. Also welfare if u really wanna nig it up

, read upno rope

welfare cut me off

Nigger alert

Die in battle. Finding the battle will give you a new purpose. My advice? Kill communists, preferably those who have political power.

not a bad idea

Drink some bottles of vodka and go swimming

or

jump of a building and play mobile games so the drop doesn't feel that long


But remember. You may be physically deprived but nobody can stop your mind. You can learn about anything you want in our modern times, it would be a waste to just end it.

I'm interested in history and it's like a real passion.
Since history is about historical events or social constructs I don't really get the vibe that I have to be at the place to "feel good" like when you do vacations.

Liberate yourself by literating!

as good of a point that was, kinda already wasting my life, hence the idea of ending it

you're not really gonna kill yourself if you have to ask that.

you'd be surprised

Yeah I know. Ideas are conceptional.

But think about the people you leave behind.
Only kill yourself if your parents are dead or you have no contact to them.
Siblings get over it but you would ruin your parents lives even when they act "cold" to you because of their disappointment.

You would ruin every memory they have of you and make them feel guilty, that's why I'm also waiting.

don't really know my parents, and don't really get along with them anyway

go to mexico, fuck hookers and do coke until you 1. Die or 2. Decide you want to live and go back to the real world

buy me tickets to Mexico and some coke, I'm keen as

If you are white, yes kill your self Jew

Well, then I see no problem in killing yourself.
After all it's your life.

I know those talks are shit, always the same points. I was on both sides of the discussion.

I could tell you shit like "If you want to kill yourself, then go out in a pub and just talk to people/women, you ain't got nothing to lose so have a catharsis" but it wouldn't change the reality.
You won't go out and do that shit.

My advice is still to talk with people, especially when they seem to share interests.
hat gets hard in prison but chit chatting/socialising actually improves the mood since another person is willing to spend their time talking to you which makes you feel somewhat worthwhile. Empathy is a hell of a drug.


But at the end, it's a matter of choice and I think it's not right to stop people from killing themselves. Maybe our societies are doomed, maybe it's part of "natural" selection.

cya

so you were given a second chance and you fucked that up too? kys

One simply needs a bag that fits over the head, a canister of helium, and a means to connect the canister to the bag. Put bag on head, turn on helium, lay down, go to sleep, never wake up. Simple.