How would a useless 23 yo neet like me find a nice job...

How would a useless 23 yo neet like me find a nice job? I finished high school 2 years ago and have been doin nothin beside workin a month at a casino thing. My main problems are that im lazy as fuck, never lifted and never did sports, incline to sperg out in public situations, dont have a license (im trying to get it but failed 2 times because anxiety), obviously no gf and quite balding. How the fuck do i wake myself up?

>inb4 an hero
>inb4 /r9k/

You aren't the only one. idk man

Start at the gym but since you're a lazy retard that won't help you. I dont know man I think you should just end your life.

you finished high school at 21?
how many times did you get held back

>23
>finished high school 2 years ago
Wut?

2 times, im almost 23

I was ... just... wow . ok

WHY

Its not really surprising in this shithole country (italy), lots of people dont even finish high school here

military

Work your way up. Find A job, then use that experience to find a better job, etc. Eventually you'll find confidence if you do well at work, and having money and realizing you can actually succeed at a job, makes you think, fuck balding, fuck whatever other problems, I'm doing my thing. You can get laid too, with some money and a job. Maybe not by the hottest chick at first.... But its kinda like jobs, work your way up to hotter chicks as confidence grows. You're only 23, 10-20 good years ahead, keep fighting

cater to you, bro.

italian? maka da pizza

agreed.
If a big hurdle you're facing is a lack of self-discipline, working in the military which is very organized, well-structured, and rigorous should add some stability to your life. just as well, it opens up a ton of options in career options. they are a great springboard to a job in your field, especially with their college support programs

Sound body sound mind, trust me on this. I used to be a 360 lb shut in virgin with overwhelming anxiety, once youre in better shape your nervous system improves and you aren't as nervous cause you feel more alive and are in your body and not in your head. Look up couch to 5k. Routine is more important than anything. Fix your diet if it's an issue. Focus on a skill oriented resume rather than a resume focused on prior work experience.

Fucking welfare whores

This is not a shithole country. I'm from Italy too but I worked my ass all my life, I'm not even 30, I've got a Ph.D., I have my apartment, my car, my GF, and I'm currently evaluating two job offers from Italy, one from Denmark and one from the UK.

So stop saying it's your country's fault. Work. Move you fat ass. At you age I already had a bachelor's degree and I was working in a software company, you whiny bitch. And you? What are you doing?

If you work for the military...how is that welfare?

damn you sound like a fucking asshole

i hope you get robbed and gutted you faggot piece of shit

>this is not a shithole country
Well you are totally right on the " if you want something go get it " argument and props to you for finding your way in life, but we are all aware our country is going downhill, yea even because of people like me.

You start by doing. Taking a leap, manning up and going for it. Failure is not the end of the world, you'll live through it to see another day, have another chance.

I was some what in your position. Dropped out of Highschool around 16, did nothing until about 18. Then, one day I just out of the blue applied and got a job at panera bread. Worked there for 2 and a half years. Although it wasn't the best in terms of helping me in my future, it did help in the sense I made friends and had a social outlet. Then, one day I snapped out of it and thought to myself, I hate this job, but love the people. That wasnt reason enough for me to stay so I got my GED in 2 months then quit my job at Panera. I'm now working at UPS making double what I did make (still not a whole lot but .. ) and now I'm enrolled in college and taking classes.

With all that being said, there is no magic answer. You just have to get up and do it. Not tomorrow, not this coming monday, but today. Just do it

This user is right. Join them military. They will teach you many life skills, including self-discipline,
physical training and self respect. Learn how to be a man.

Well it's not also about people like you. It's ONLY about people like you that our country risks to fail. People like you that can only whine, complain, and blame the fault for their failure on someone else.

You're a failure and that's your fault. Want to grow up? Fucking do it.

Join Primerica

well thank god we have successful alpha dudes like you that keep the boat still on

>Primerica
Isn't it a meme like Amway and other bullshit companies?

Are there labor unions in Italy?

Find apprenticeships. Work with your hands and mind while doing something meaningful.

It's not about being alpha. It's just about being an accomplished human being. You can have a wife and still be beta...