This guy comes up to you at a party and says you're pretty cute

this guy comes up to you at a party and says you're pretty cute

what do you do?

knock him the fuck out

someone calls 911 and you get arrested for aggravated assault

well this is awkward

"Let's go somewhere private."

why is it awkward? you're bisexual, why not just go with the flow?

not where i live, friendo

then where you live shouldn't exist

thanks you too
i have a bf tho

Fuck his buttocks.

Just the buttocks? You wouldn't want to penetrate his nice Asian hole?

this is fun

stutter a whole bunch

laugh and point him towards OP.

Also why the fuck would you date a guy when girls are so much better.

And a "hate crime" cuz he hurt a faggot snowflake juden.

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>why the fuck would you date a guy when girls are so much better

because they aren't?

tell him to put on his cosplay outfit and it's all game.

>say thanks
>feel cute
>use new found confidence to talk to women more attractive than those i would otherwise talk to.

You mean you would screech all autist like and look at the floor while mumbling MAGA?

Ok but where? Also mom said for me to be home before 11!

Okay, but say it in my husbando's language

Ask him what his crimes are and then report him to a senior member of the closest Church of Scientology I could find.

"Thanks. Wanna make out?"

Kek

underrated

We can go back to my place. I'll have you home by 11.

Assume he's fucking blind.

do something about it then faggot

>triggered