What do I do with this dick? Will girls laugh at me?

What do I do with this dick? Will girls laugh at me?
I'm a neckbeard virgin, so I wouldn't know.
Also, dick rate thread, I guess.

It'll do

Well, shave it first.

I'll shave it when I get to a point there's a decent chance of getting laid.
Why would a neckbeard shave his dick?

Are you sure?

Why not ?

I've almost always shave but I'm still virgin and might die virgin, but just why not shaving

Looks like my dick. Around 5 inches right? You'll be fine. Don't let dick size forever haunt you.

Shave the beard
trim the pubes
Once youre in bed with a girl she wont say no lmao just keep your dick in your pants until youre literally about to put it inside of her

...

bro there are way to make it bigger, check them out, and trust me if any day you start taking care of yourself, and find someone special, she wont give a fuck

Mine's about same. I'm 40, it's forever haunted me... silly but it does.

I might sometimes.
Around 4.5 to be exact.
Why? You think girls wouldn't fuck me or date me if they knew?
I like to be honest.

Post pic of ass before I offer advice.. lol

For the same reason he doesn't have to shave his pubes I guess

Why?

Because if you have a nice plump ass and skinny legs there might be another way... lol

lol :D xD

THAT'S 5?

hnnng

Smaller dick, better chance of anal sex.

Exactly, he should post an ass pic, right? ;)

A shave and a circumcision should eliminate any potential problems

if you lost weight your dick would get bigger

Definitely. :)

You can only see one cheek, but this gives you the idea...

Look, I know this isn't going to make you feel that much better but as a bi-curious guy I would love to suck on that... looks perfect.

Does it look juicy on this pic?

I don't know man I mean you could try jelquing or maybe kys

Thanks, nice ass, you look a similar build to myself, we're probably not going to pass for traps... lol

Now spread dat ass...

I'd suck it in a heart beat...

This

Why not?
Just imagine what some estrogen would do to those asses.

Do you think girls would too?

It's hard to tell anony, i can't know how a grill would feel seeing that.

Lose weight and shave and you'll be fine, can't help you with that minimal girth tho bro sry, maybe get some collagen pumped in there or something.

Nice girl nails though...hmm...

I like it! I would recommend shaving though.

Rate mine?

post dick next to tp roll to give scale stupid OP. Also wash your dick it looks all red and infected

Depends what comes with it. I mean the entire package. If you were high status it doesn't matter... She'd still probably want to fuck someone with a bigger dick though but what can you do...

Is the girth really minimal?
Lol, I actually forgot about that.
Well, it's a sign.

Fuck off.
It was washed and on 2 weeks of NoFap when I took that pic.
Now it looks somewhat dry, like your's.

Soooo you do pass as a trap...

Shave balls, trim pubes. Always be ready, you never know what can happen.

>She'd still probably want to fuck someone with a bigger dick though
You mean like a gf would want to cheat on me or something?
What about inexperienced girls?

It's not a micro-penis or anything - 4.5 isn't even that far below average, just small. You'll be fine op.

I've never even tried.
I just have long hair and nails for no reason.

Might just look that way cos you got big thighs, either way you've got plenty of room for acheivable improvement (plus losing weight might save you from virgin status too)

why would nofap make your dick have a red ring around it. Shit looks like smegma my guy

I wasn't that fat on the pic, I'm a bit more lean now.
I don't get laid cuz I'm too mich of a pussy.
It's getting better, though.

I think if you just get together with a girl they won't care too much and probably still won't ongoing if you satisfy them. But... particularly if she is inexperienced she may want to experience something bigger down the line... I don't know, I'm talking out of my ass really...

Guitarist? yeah, me too...

Maybe I can get her to cuck me every once in a while. It is my fetish afterall.
Not really, literally for no reason.

Well, man... whew... what are you worried about... get out there grab a girl have some fun and get cucked too if you want... the world is your oyster. Also you have a nice ass so you've got that to fall back on - literally.... lol ;P

drink alcohol
or take phenibut

this is me tryna see op's dick

the head looks really red or something, what is wrong with it.

Being a tranny is also very hot to me.
Feminisation fetish is the strongest one for me.
Like a literal tranny, not just a trap.
Taking estrogen to grow boobies, ass and get soft feminine skin turns me on so much.

dont worry everyone gets lucky eventually

Hnnnnggg... I wanna suck your soft boobies... :D

here's a previously unreleased video of op.

Learn how to eat pussy like a champ. It's your only hope OP.

Also, like being a male-presenting tranny.
Living as a guy, but having a hot feminised body, ready to be taken by a real man.

So your dick is a size of a finger? How can u satisfy your women using penetration? I got 7 inches and im insecure cuz i can go balls deep so there must be more room for bigger dick...
If i would have dick like yours i would kill my self or just turn to gay

Shave = look like a prepubescent teen. Made popular by gay twink seakers.

That would be kinda cool but you'll have to find a girl that likes that too...

if you are a loser, don't blame your dick.

Yeah. A girl that would always cuck me and I would get fucked by our bull too.
Never allowed in my gf's pussy.

You've been on Sup Forums quite some time, haven't you? ;P

Not that long, what would be your guess?

I've been here well over 10 years, sad I know... I have no idea.

Actually, only 6 months or so.
You've guessed wrong.
Still, I was a neckbeard of my own kind even before.
You don't need Sup Forums to be a neckbeard.

OP you are being made fun of, your penis is pathetic and so are your responses on an anonymouse image bored

please consider self-suicide

No, I'm not.
Faggots love cute juicy dicks.
If you're not aware of this, you may be a newfag or disabled.

Yeah , don't listen to him... I'd suck your cock, fuck your ass, and look forward to you growing those soft boobies so I could suck 'em!

>consider self-suicide
Isn't all suicide self suicide?

faggots like tiny dicks because it hurts less, physically and emotionally as they remember the day they gave up women while listening to the fat cunt groan behind them

2/10

Your dick isn't juicy.

Thanks.
Are you just into traps or gay?
Are you more dominant or submissive.

Fag here, I'd suck it in a heartbeat, the smaller the better (less enema time, less pain, etc). + it's uncut so perfect, BUT only if :

>you're bf material meaning you have to have a 5/10 face and above
>practice good hygiene, get regular check up at your dentist, get regular dental cleanings
>shower often, use deodorant and perfume, shave and lose a little more weight
>work on your confidence and your personality, it's not all about the size of the dick
>have a decent personality and you're down to earth
>if we have same goals and future plans, principles and life value systems
>again, personality and good hygiene

It is not all about '' DO GRILS WANT SUCC DICC?/"

>pic not related

WHY on earth is OP spreading his ass and WHY am I getting hard by looking at his ass/dick?

where are your balls?

looks like it smells

I regard myself as straight (ok, maybe that requires some mental gymnastics!) but with a kink for this kind of stuff, I love traps, I love gay, I'm more submissive though I would say...

>straight
>fantasizes about penis, males, traps (which are failed males), and is submissive

WOT, get out of the closet and spread your ass

Heh, I love women too much. Bi at best...

Yet you talk about traps and males
>Heh

>It is not all about '' DO GRILS WANT SUCC DICC?/"
Tbh, this thread is misleading/bait.
The real reason I posted this is because people making fun of my dick gets me hard.
Cuz you're a fag.
Yeah, I assumed.
If I ever dated a guy, he would have to be a dominant daddy.

Umm... Yeah, I also fuck my wife too... I eat vegetables but I'm not a vegetarian, go figure?!

Not this again. I can't watch, so gross

I knew this from the start, just playing the game, I'm bored too... lol. Told you, I've been here over 10 years... ;P

7 inches

Yeah, it can be pretty funny too.
It seems that most posters haven't figured it out.

it's obviously in cm dude

Most of what I said was true though...

i have the same penis. also a virgin but have gotten dome a couple times

dickrate

What isn't true?
>have gotten dome a couple times
I'm not quite sure what this means?

wow. makes me feel good that I have a big dick. it's my only good quality but whatever.

Y'know... I once met this girl in a bar, we left around 2am ended up on the local church steps where she pulled out my dick and said 'Aww... what a lovely little cock you've got!'

I though to myself...'um... thanks.' She gave me a great blowjob though so...