Who's playing? And what are you going to do if you win?

Who's playing? And what are you going to do if you win?

>buy Sup Forums
>permaban pass holders and phone posters
>delete all boards
>make one board: /cp/
>hire attorneys

>make one board: /cp/
>hire attorneys
kek

>who's playing?
People who are both poor and retarded, i.e. suckers

OP here.
>hire jews to handle the money
>build a gaming computer that'd make poorfags jizz in their pants.
>buy a decent house in the good side of Cleveland.
>buy a Tesla
>an hero in spectacular fashion after I burn the rest of the money.

>Price of playing: $2 per draw
>Prize: $700,000,000 before tax

A family won in it once in my town and they were upper-middle class.

If I win I'll just let it ride

You monster!

I play only like once a year, when the jackpot is huge. It's just a fun goof.

Chances of winning: practically zero, nearly twice as impossible as two years ago and it was astronomical even then

I'll play, and of I do win I'm buying a classic so dorado as my daily driver. The repair cost alone should get me back to square one in a few years. But, at least It'll be in style.

If I win, I’m gonna buy my own island in the South Pacific. I’ll have a mansion built there, import 20 poor Asian girls. They’ll cook, clean, suck my dick.

>what are you going to do if you win?

build an underground bunker in a forest so i can shitpost in peace

>hire airplane
>fill with peanut dust
>crop dust major cities to get all those peanut allergy fucks

And... I lose $2. It's just gambling.

But people DO win the lottery.

The chance is one in 292 million. With the current cash value at 450 million, it's getting to the point that you'd have a 25% chance of winning if you bought all the tickets you could with the money you would win. It's an interesting math game actually. The highest jackpot ever made it a 60% chance. Almost worth it for a billionaire to just go ahead and do it.

This. The odds are against us. But people do eventually win and that alone makes it exciting.

I got one. If I win, I am buying Sup Forums. There are goign to be some changes around here...

I used to play rarely. Now I play a lot, weekly or so. It's fun to always have that fantasy constantly playing in my mind.

If I won, I could...

The second I find out, I would...

With all that money, I should...

It really puts your priorities in order. And it gives you a unique perspective about who you really are if you try to answer honestly.

It's only impossible to win if you don't play.

I'll buy Sup Forums and sell it to Facebook. Just to spite (You)

I always throw in a couple of bucks once it gets past $300M.

If I win, I'll buy a small ranch for my family and a permanent handyman to fix all the shit that breaks at my mom's house so I don't have to always deal.

Frequent private plane travel to foreign lands would also be in the cards.

Changes of somebody winning who does not have a toicket - zero.

Chances that the eventual winner(s) will ahve a ticket - 100%

But if two bucks is too rich for your blood, kid, then best sit this one out.

IIRC, one of the dudes who won the big one a couple of years ago
actually bought like $50K-$100K in tickets.
His math game paid off.

Nobody wins the lottery

It's a false flag

I personally know someone who won the lottery.

Here's something to think about -- the odds of any combination of numbers being drawn is the same. So 1-2-3-4-5-6 is as good a pick as any.

But when the purse gets this high, a zillion people buy tickets, so often there are mutliple winners.

One way to try and dodge having to share your fortune is to pick a series of numbers that LOOKS unlikely to the plebs who can't into statistics.

But pleas stay off 1-2-3-4-5-6, already bought that one. 2-3-4-5-6-7 is still available...

Nice try, schlomo

Yes 1-2-3-4-5-6 have the same odds. So why not just random? Imagine that news story. Man wins lottery with 123456

Whatever faggot.

With the winnings, I’ll buy an advanced robot that hunts down women and rapes them. Because, I’m just too tired to do it anymore.

Random tickets have a bigger payout,
because the prize isn't split so many ways.

Because people pick numbers that have personal relevance:
>12 months a year
>28-31 days a month
etc

if you pick numbers like that, and they win, chances are more likely other people picked the same numbers.

I always pick the number of times I fucked your mom

Dox myself and dig a hole in the ground to fuckoff to.

Also continue growing it through personal finance and investing.

Have custom printed copies made of rich dad poor dad with private notes in them.

Give them to all of my friends and the first one that reads the hidden note gets 1,000,000 bucks.

I swear to fuck everyone i know will bitch about being broke but i have given that book to 20 fucking people and not ONE fucking person has read it.

Fuckit. I give up. Stay poor and miserable.

Ima be rich rather i win or not. This will just make it easy.

Over 700 mill and counting.

At that point money is just a number and its easy af to invest with facts instead of emotion. Might be kinda nice.

I don't know. Obviously all of the standard give to the church and charity and vets like you should and then just rednneck shit but with money.

See if bunker user will let us have a lawn mower demo derby and party one day.

Give the various boards their NEET utopia and watch it fail spectacularly.

Call CNN fake news and laugh.

Shake Trump's hand and thank him and Robert Kiyosaki for changing my life through their financial advice.

Random shenanigans and investing i guess.

Good luck to us.

Some realism:

>call my lawyer
>collect anonymously the next day
>set up literally hundreds of bank accounts at different institutions
>make sure all the money is federally insured
>hire a full time body guard for the first year

Some first steps:

>pay off all debts for my immediate people, friends and family
>buy homes, cars, etc. so no one is making payments or wasting money on interest or rent
>buy all the healthcare and pampering I've always wanted
>a massage! some teeth whitening, basic health needs too

Some major plans:

>hire a dozen business managers for my company ideas
>hire all my friends who want jobs at 150% the fair rate
>start investing everything into my businesses
>set aside money for foundations that help people struggling the way I struggled

Pie in the sky ideas:

>make a porn company starring me to legally live out all my sexual fantasies while making money
>lobby to change national and international laws
>bring medical care to the poorest people
>bring education to a new level across the US

Then I'd probably mess everything up by fucking a kid in Thailand then kill myself.

That sucks user. Or maybe they deserve it. Who knows.

user i can teach you to run the rewuired ewuipment for that. It is my retirement plan also

It only goes up to like sixty. Unless you mean you combine all the numbers so 1 12 28 59 61 means one hundred and twelve million times. In which case, good on you!

Kek. Would be a hell of a gamble.

>billionaire
>litteral cointoss it

NO SHIT. ANDYSIXX SHITPOSTER AND BAMAMMAS OUT

Kek. Mfw i bout 6 tickets last week and only 1 number matched...

Take the annuity. It would be around $2.9 million a month.

Tickets only have like 6 number plots and i banged yours ... nevermind fuck today..

Except it's not even that, because even if you won, you'd still have to pay 40% tax on it

Oh dude, you gotta try boat travel too. First off, it's safer but more importantly it's a whole vacation in itself. Nothing like a big lame cruise. Some shipping companies offer luxury trips in a special cabin. I would do that without hesitation.

>if you win
I’d go to South Korea, get a K-pop girlfriend.

Of course that's what I meant

If you take the annuity, you'll have to finance anything major you want to do.
Take the lump sum, and stop being beholden to The Man.

This made me kek more than it should have

>the rewuired ewuipment

Thanks, but I already know how to run a computer.

Even if the taxes are 50%, you couldn't live off 17.5m a year for 20 years?

Banks also look at it like garunteed income...financing isn't a problem

Well yeah, i figured that but meh. Would be funny either way.

I'm not worried as long as i get rich before i (actually have to work again) in 2-3 years or so. Kind of a long story but for short. I have to do physically demanding shit i am incapable of in a few years and i'm probably fired then. Was late twice in a week and got office space style jumped with 2 bosses 3 times and fucking wrote up over it.

Been late like 4 times ever IN YEARS.

Wtf ever. Ima win powerball and just text them this screenshot and quit..

Buy a cool house, fix my car, give some to my close friends, donate money to Sup Forums, and then just live off the interest.

Jesus. Not me i guess. I meant machinery. I can run most if not all u need or know someone that does.

>mfw dream of bunkers
>mfw friends' family has bunker
>mfw make learning to bunker my lifelong career....

Ok, Sup Forumsro. When I win, I will hire you to build my bunker and pay you enough to build a similar bunker for yourself. We can put an internet between our bunkers and talk back and forth.

I couldn't really live among the rich crowd, and I wouldn't want my poorfag friends constantly hitting me up for a "loan."
I guess I'll build an underground bunker and live in isolation.

>bring education to a new level

You'd have exactly $0 left after that, and not one of those kids would be better off. Some problems are too big to solve, just enjoy your money you faggot.