What the fuck happened with all the people inside the plane?

What the fuck happened with all the people inside the plane?

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Batman saved them

They were all expected in the wreckage.

They didn't fly so good

No survivors

Melted into a pool of goo after death. You can see it at the bottom.

they started the fire

they became brothers

...

They all jumped right before the plane hit the ground and so they survived

This scene is a gift that keeps on giving. Nolan will be missed.

And the fire rises, thus isn't in the plane anymore

>implying CIA didnt make it out
>implying there wasn't a parachute in the plane

Why did they pump Dr. Pavelheer's blood into that guy?

They're sitting in the seats, dipshit. The Fasten Seatbelts signs were lit.

It was part of the plan

also what happened to the floor of the plane?

So the authorities would test it, and believe the body was Pavelheer's

Because in Nolan's universe, the chief forensic test to determine the identity of charred, unrecognizable corpses apparently isn't checking the teeth.

The same thing that happens to anything that falls off a plane.

that was so retarded

they needed to find him in the wreckage brother

>ridiculous scheme to make it seem dr pavel died for no reason
>kill him a couple of days later anyway

>checking dental records

When will this meme die? Dental records are notoriously inaccurate when it comes to identifying bodies. Especially in situations like these where many of the teeth would not be intact.

OK, so Bane correctly called CIA's bluff about shooting someone before throwing them out of a plane, so why did he believe that CIA actually filed a flight plan with one captor? Seems like Bane was just being a dick and wanted to see if he could order a henchman to his own death pointlessly.

But that's retarded. DNA tests take weeks, whereas checking dental records is done by one guy in an afternoon.

Still funny

*captive

Which is why they're not as unreliable.

>DNA tests take weeks

this isn't 1980, user.

dumbest thing about this scene is the blood transfer

Check what dental records? Do you think someones teeth are going to match after they've been dropped from thousands of feet and then scrambled and burnt up in a plane wreckage?

yes, they would

Why would be there any usable blood left after said crashing, burning, and subsequent exposure to the elements until the authorities arrived?

Touche.

plus identifying his blood type wouldnt be an guarantee anything they'd have to test DNA to be sure

That's why airline stewardesses tell you to put your head between your legs before a crash, so they easily identify your teeth.

>dropped from thousands of feet
oh, so you have never been skydiving. you reach terminal velocity within a few seconds. height is irrelevant
>burnt up in a plane wreckage
teeth don´t burn, they stay behind even after cremation

That's an urban legend

>yfw the guy in the bag was Phil Collins

A plane crash cannot stop CIA.
His power level is greater than that of plane crashes.

I CAN FEEL IT CRASHING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

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>Plane has two giant holes ripped in it from where two cables were attached
>The planes wings fell off but the plane stayed in the air for 50 more miles
>The plane is split in half vertically, one half kept flying for another 20 miles
>Every part of the plane has bulletholes

"No guys it'll just look like a plane crash"

Untrue they pop and crack like popcorn if they get hot enough

It's the CIA, they do shit like that all of the time

Was the fire that strong?

LOOK

then show me sauce about that and about temperature from a burning plane wreck scattered in the jungle

Jet fuel can't melt CIA teeth.

If you nit pick every movie... even the ones you LOVE you will find shit like this in ALL OF THEM

It is a plane crash. Whether it was crushed down or what. They just wanted evidence dr pavell was dead
>Literally doubting the master plan

We will be Gotham's genesis...

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Jet fuel burns at 1500f and body fat ups the burn temp by around 20%. 1600 is hot enough to pop teeth

Also why is a spokane dentistry site answering these questions on their website?

I wish somebody who actually knows how to use Photoshop would do a proper version of this.

you call that a source? fine, from the same article
>The basis for the assertion comes partly from cremation (...) Under these conditions, the teeth do pop like popcorn
that´s not gonna happen to a body in a scattered airplane wreck over miles of jungle
> this does not mean that the dental records would not be useful in potentially making an identification

oh, and about the fuel. the wings, containing the fuel, were ripped off long ago

same here. this abomination took me like an hour when I made it a few years ago

How could Bane pump enough of Pavel's blood inside the corpse to fool the investigators? What if they picked a sample from the original's blood?

AND I CAN'T DANCE AND I CAN'T SING

ALL I CAN DO IS TO CRASH THIS PLANE

that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

yes, the fire rises

CAUSE ITS NOOOO FUN
BEING AN ILLEGAL HIRED GUN

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They didn't survive, I'll tell you that much

It slid out with the tail of the plane, did you even watch the movie?

>Choose your next words carefully, big guy.

>CIA was lying when he said the flight plan had only one of the mercs listed because he didn't throw one out of the plane
>Bane still left one behind to die, saying they expect one of us in the wreckage

Modern DNA testing only takes a few days. This isn't 1980 anymore.

Maybe he didn't want to execute them, he's not heartless

Best post in this thread, perhaps best on this board right now.

I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
And I've been waiting for this big guy for all my life, for you
Can you feel it crashing in the air tonight, oh Bane, oh Bane

Well, if you told me you were crashing (this plane)
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know why you wear the mask
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own big guys,
So you can wipe off that mask,
I know you're a hired gun,
It's all been part of the plan

And I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you
I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you, for you

Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget,
It's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up,
No you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show
But the pain still grows
FOR YOU

And I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you
I can feel it in the air tonight, for you, for you
But I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you
I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
But I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you
I can feel it in the air tonight, for you, for you
For you
But I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you, FOR YOU

noice

Don't worry, no charge for them

Have a (you)

Why did they leave Wreckage Brother when the flight plan specifically listed Juan Ovau?

i strongly disagree

You should really not think too much about it because really in the movie it was all an inside job. You see, just as it all would go down in real life, it went down in the movie.

Think of the plane crash as the USS Cole incident and the Gotham siege as 9/11.

Bane misheard "Juan Ovyu" as "Juan Ovus"

That's not the plan, you utter mongoloid. The point was fooling the authorities into believing that there were no survivors.

i'm gone from Sup Forums for so long and you fuckers are still at it

>First Juan to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
He shouldn't have brought so many Juans

But there were survivors

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>"MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY.... MEN HAVE JUMPED FROM AN AIRPLANE FLYING ABOVE US AND ARE SHOOTING AT US, THEY ARE PROBABLY WORKING FOR BANE, THE GUY WE HAVE IN THE BACK. THIS IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. OH LOOK AT THAT BANE IS TRANSFUSING BLOOD FROM DR PAVEL INTO A DEAD GUY SO THAT WE WOULD THINK DR PAVEL IS DEAD. OH THERE WE GO WE ARE FALLING TO OUR DEATH. I HOPE THAT THE CIA, THE GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT I, MY COPILOT, AND 6 OTHERS ON THIS PLANE WORK FOR, WILL FIND THIS FLIGHT RECORDING SO THERE WON'T BE ANY CONFUSION ABOUT OUR DEAT-"

they needed to convince batman that the doctor was dead so he would reveal his nuclear technology instead of hiding it

is CIA killed by Bane or when the plane crashes?

>bane just explodes and disappears
Bravo Nolan

trolling aside, would this work?

does no one think about the fate of The Masketta Man?!

Yes. If you jump while falling 100mph you will cancel all that momentum and survive.

>they were trying to grab your prize
>they work for the mercenary, the masketta man
>okay let's take those hoods off

what would happen?

trolling aside, how old are you?

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wut

he gets killed by the hothead unceremoniously during that retarded melee battle ending

It's one of those things you think should work in a fair common sense world but actually don't because 'hurr durr reality is be hard to understand so those normies shouldn't acquire godhood so easily'

if you had a jetpack, yes.

Didn't they bring that corpse with them onto the plane?

I can headcanon the idea they already doctored up its teeth to look like Pavel's

Of coursh!

>okay the plane has technical problems, we're going by bus

what would happen???