ATTENTION... ATTENTION
The Lexx will be departing for the dark universe shortly.
All crew report in with your name, job, and ID photo
ATTENTION... ATTENTION
Kevin Hughes
Kevin Diaz
>OP
>Dick Sucker
Logan Rodriguez
>Slapnuts Magillicutty
>Ships cook
>$8.75/hr
Jason Allen
Kim jong un
Supreme Leader of North Korea(best Korea)
Jackson Price
>FuckHands McMike
>Financial analyst
>$25/hr
Sebastian Diaz
>Mecha Cat
>Purring and Missles
>Cans of Sheba
Carter Young
>stop lemon
>saucer at hot ones
>421$/hr
Hunter Evans
>Harpo Marx
>Does nothing
>You can't afford him
Ian Collins
>Bullybot
>Security
Oliver White
>Johnny Shit-Knuckles
>Proctologist
Jaxon Russell
>Lori Dundas
>funnel extruder
Kayden Myers
> Dr Piccolo
>Ship doctor
Eli Long
Sally struthers
Cock gobbler
Ayden Carter
>couch
>a sentient seat
>absolute Lexx
Noah Green
a depressive sentient seat
Nathaniel Cox
my name is... couch. sit on me, please. that is my... function.
Landon Moore
PC Cat
Worst IT/tech specialist.
Takes naps. Assists Mecha Cat ( ) for suit repairs. Will help delete your browsing history, just in case. Eats small rodents. Distracts giant xenos from eating the protagonist in old Alien movies.
Lucas Powell
Whataburger ketchup. Makes your food delicious. $3 a bottle. Liquid gold.
Wyatt James
>SHAUN
>SHAUNNN
>SHAUNNNNN
Robert Sanders
>Thodin
>Leader of the resistance
Christian Hernandez
>JASON