So some asshole stole my usb, deleted a shit ton of stuff including a lot of drawn porn, other weird sketches...

So some asshole stole my usb, deleted a shit ton of stuff including a lot of drawn porn, other weird sketches, something I was working on, and did I mention a lot of the sketches included a woman I'm obsessed with.
And all they left was this self portrait. (Yes I'm a burns survivor, save your Freddy Krueger jokes).
I don't know what kind of sick joke this is but I'm really pissed off, and worried about whether they saw everything and what they think of me now. Fuck my life.
Anyway I'll just drop the sketch here. Comment whatever you want, most of you can't really offend me.

Posting in old stale copypasta thread.

good job mate, i smelled the fried bacon all the way here
it may or may not be the woman u mentioned, if it was her or anyone who knows her u are fucked, if u know her in person and shes not a celebrity or anime waifu

Yes totally. Congrats

Fuck that weeb bullshit I hate anime. She's real and we know each other

Damn user you got talent dont stop drawing because of these, did you already tried using recovery software?

and i hate people who hate anime
dont mess with us because were many and well burn whats left of u so just mind ur business
i was just trying to give u advice fuck u and ur attitude

I have a backup of almost anything, thats not my problem. My problem is whether they saw everything or if they have could even kept a copy.
But thank you.

AHAHAHAHA NIGGA WAT
Have fun with your loli waifu then. I hope you're 12 and not some man baby.

>Save your Freddy Krueger jokes

In your dreams.

oh yeah I get it now, thw woman you are obsessed and these people know each other?

Get your spam outta here I ain't sum broke ass nigga.

Yeah some of the people who could have done it have done it know her

Have you stopped and considered the fact that you are a schizophrenic and it was your alternate personality that deleted all the pics and drew the self portrait?

post that bacon dick.
i have fantasies about darth vader and joshua graham.

Go look for pity and attention somewhere else you stupid overcooked porkchop. Even if you didn't look like one of those disgusting beasts from I Am Legend there still wouldn't be anybody who gives a fuck about you.

well I think if you haven't notices her acting werid besides you they haven't and won't tell her, so dont worry about it, how long was this? have you seen her after?

I'm not the most mentally stable guy you'll meet but at least I'm not dangerous or fucked up around people.
I drew the sketch and it was the only thing they didn't delete.

My dick wasn't burned btw what the fuck do you have a fetish for scars or just the pain that people with scars go through?

You're poor.
You're a weeb man baby.
You're probably fat and gross
You probably stink
You might be a pedophile
At least I have a reason for being ugly, do you?
Fucking pedo ogre I'm not even lookingfor attention or whining gtfo my post.

Yeah I see her very often and I'll see her tomorrow but that just happened a few hours ago and I haven't seen her since.

scars are hot
no pun intended

Yes thank you I feel so special

Cry more bald headed bitch if I took your USB I would of showed everyone the feral ghouls spank bank

Copypasta. But why?

> Obsessed with a woman
>Simply fantasizing about her and beating you cock is not enough

First thing that came to mind:

Joke's on you I have a straight hairline but shave it all off because I have burned bald spots.
Do you have a shower at your mom's basement or is your hair dripping in grease? (Definitely)

post a pic of your bacon dick

read through all the comments and damn you are one salty pork chop. an awesome talented salty pork chop. keep it up user fuck these guys!

Wow such an original joke. You came up with that yourself?

Thank you!

how were you burnt?

I was a retarded brat and accidentally set myself on fire when I was 3.

post pic with timestamp
prove it's not just burnt copypasta you posted

Post a pic or else

99% of times this method works. Try it on your bitch user

I don't care if you don't believe me ok this isn't copypasta think whatever you want

have you ever gotten laid?

so in other words, it's definitely pasta

Yes thank you for associating me with some fictional undead pedophile I feel blessed.

Seriously though I've had so many of those Freddy Krueger jokes I don't give much of a fuck anymore. I just can't watch the movies because my first years of school there was this nightmare on elm street hype, and the kids at my school gave me too much shit for it.

Yeah probably more than you. I get rejected a lot but I don't have the "nice guys finish last" attitude and I've been in enough relationships, mostly serious ones.

"more than you" kek, you are so bitter, how many girls have you been with?

This is probably what that bitch thinks about you because I'm sure she has friendzoned you

Yeah I tend to go from submissive to salty often, sometimes I can't control it.
Anyway The number of serious relationships has been 6 so far, don't expect me to count the rest.

>no timestamp yet
THIS GUY'S A BIG FAT PHONY

She hasn't friendzoned me, she's mostly toying with me and driving me crazy.

Oh look it's this thread again.

>Don't have a "nice guys finish last" attitude

Newsflash: it's not just your shitty attitude that keeps getting you rejected you fucking baconstrip. It's your repulsive, peeling, flaky body that makes everyone want to gag. I bet your parents wish you just died in that "accident" of yours.

>ITT: OP claims he can't get offended, but the pissed off tenderloin can't stop raging

I'm not going to post photos of me on the most fucked up website of the internet.
The sketch is really mine though, you can give it a reverse search.

>Not going to post proof

Thanks for wasting our time you fucking faggot

Actually I work out a lot to keep my mind busy so my body isn't really a problem while your ass has taken the shape of your chair.
And my burns are mostly flat and discolorized after all these years.

>Bitch hasn't friendzoned you
Then this is probably what she thinks of you.

how old are you?

...

33

is fucking a burn victim necrophilia or is it some other fucked up paraphilia

lol u look exactly like the bad guy from frisky dingo