>be me, move to a new city for school on Monday >last night get a tinder match; a girl who recently graduated from the program I enrolled in >she says she's really horny and invited me over >solid 6/10 with cute face >decide whatever maybe I'll get school resources or a blowjob >go over, she throws me down onto her couch, we talk for a minute, then she starts kissing me >works for me because I'm usually awkward with initiating things >she takes her pants off, amazonbush.webm >i finger her, then she takes my pants off >puts my dick in her mouth >YEEEOUCH >a fucking sea lamprey latched onto my dick with all 10 rows of teeth like it was it's last meal >let her go for about a minute but had to ask her to stop >she stops, my dick is literally chafed by her teeth >she says she doesnt want to have sex, asks to continue blowing me >I declined and put my clothes on and left.
I've had some toothy BJs before this was something else. I still have her number and she's probably DTF
Jackson Gonzalez
do underage girls give bad bjs?
Christian Campbell
>tinder match stopped reading. faggot shill, nobody uses online dating.
Nicholas Wilson
yeah cuz they dont know better
Samuel Rodriguez
Found the frustrated virgin
Hunter Wood
If she gives your dick the rake... give her nose a break.
Evan Taylor
Years ago, second date. We go for some fun in car and she blows me on back seats. She tell me not going to swallow tho, i tell her I'm about to cum, she stands jerking me off but still pretty close and i jizz in her eye with a major shot. Problem is she has contacted lens on, after 10 minutes and with an eye bloody red we can't do anything but drive to the first emergency room. Pretty funny to explain doctors why the fuck her hylids are basically glued together.
Dylan Murphy
I had a girl blow me with a retainer. Was awesome. I love a little tooth in my sloppy toppy.
Henry Roberts
>Be me, 16 year old virgin >Dating chubby slut at the time >We're making out on her bed >Boner.jpg >She takes my pants off and starts blowing me >She's like 5'0 and has a tiny mouth >I can literally feel rows of her teeth on my sensitive tip >after a while I say i'm gonna cum >She asks if i want to do a facial >Ejaculate all over her face and in her mouth >Feel like an alpha >She vomits >Puke goes everywhere >all over bed, all over our clothes on the floor >I hear footsteps coming up the stairs >All the noise made her mom come upstairs >She opens the door to see a naked skinny dude covered in puke and her midget 16 year old daughter covered in puke and semen
And that's how I ruined a mother-daughter relationship forever
Christopher Reyes
>and that kids is how I met your mother.
Ian Nelson
I forced a girl to wear a mouthguard one time
Hudson Jones
...
Brandon Hernandez
Wife once prepared a dinner that included jalapenos. After dinner, she blew me. my dick was burning, but i couldn't think of why, and tried to play it cool. After a few minutes i couldn't take it anymore, and told her it burned. She said her mouth still burned from jalapenos. We had a good laugh over it.
Kayden Wilson
I once did this on purpose. It's fine until it gets in the dick hole.
Cooper Wood
depends had the best bj a week ago from a qt 16 year old im 18 not b8
Evan Sanchez
Yeah it's a weird sensation. Like a cold fire inside your dick
Dominic Nguyen
enjoy your ogre with a stank bush you faggot? i have that thread saved. all the lulz from singing shrek songs at her behest, priceless..
Samuel Cooper
Somebody once told me
Wyatt Butler
someone post the full images from that thread, swear to christ she is the living image of fiona in ogre form.
Blake Cruz
Should I go back tonight?
Nolan Ross
>tfw no slutty gf to puke on me
Nicholas Rodriguez
Getting puked on is not fun.
>be me >party, super drunk >girl 4/10 >dont care, im fucked >got to car >its time >penis say no >whiskey dick >she says no worries she got this >bj >its working >volcano eruption >fuck this shit >im out
Its, never again will i get involved with a super drunk girl
Jace Rodriguez
Yes. Go back, fuck her as hard and angrily as you can, cum on her face, take pictures of the whole thing. Free pussy, and if she invited you over like nothing, she'll get really slutty and dirty. Go have fun.
Nathaniel Bell
beautiful
Brody Sullivan
i'm alreay drunk and cant cum when i'm drunk so maybe i'll go over tomorrow. I'll give it a day break and text her if she's DTF
Adam Hernandez
she's fat and likely disease ridden i wouldn't do it but you're clearly desperate as fuck (using tinder in the first place is utterly abhorrent) so eh, whatever floats your boat
Wyatt Howard
>but you're clearly desperate as fuck i'm new to the city bud, I didn't want to sit in my apartment all night alone
