>"Let's check the security footage"
>Footage is HD and conveniently pointed directly at the event of interest
"Let's check the security footage"
>"Let's check the news"
>News report begins right after they turn on the TV
>"wait"
>"right there"
>"zoom in"
>"enhance!"
>"that's him, that's our guy"
>"let's move"
>calling phone
>"Hey, it's me"
>doesn't end conversations with a bye
>explosion happens near character
>loud ringing noise with drowned out audio
>>"that's him, that's our guy"
why does the footage get higher res as they zoom in? shouldnt it blur?
>humans are the real monsters!
It wouldn't technically "blur" per se... but it would just become a mess of pixels
>check the security footage of an earlier scene
>it's not from a security camera angle, but the same exact shot from the earlier scene with a filter on it
>do you remember when x happened
>cue to episode footage
>not POV
>horror movie
>ending makes you question whether anything supernatural or paranormal even happened or if it was all just in the protagonist's mind
fucking sick of this desu
>"Let's check the security footage"
>Security footage comprised of shots from earlier in the movie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I feel like this is what actually happens tho.
Feel free to correct me if you've ever been in an explosion.
>villain has character tied up hanging above a pool of sharks
>villain: "NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW. Except if someone were to bust through THAT wall and hit the control panel"
>camera points at said wall for five seconds
>nothing happens
>villain laugh manically but it interrupted by someone busting through oppoing wall
>fight between villain and wall buster ensues
>Kid cries somwehere near the main character
>"I hate kids"
People at home then thinks hating kids and not breeding is cool cause their favourite character in the series said so
Even worse is
>"wait"
>"right there"
>"zoom in on that window
>there is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection
>"enhance with latest software "improvement""
>"he's wearing an employee badge. John Smith employee #9000"
>"let's move"
>how will we get in?
>see those guys?
>lures the two guys behind a corner which we, the viewers, can't see
>fight sounds
>moments later our characters walks out with the other guys' clothes on
>computer pretty much solves the entire mystery and main characters are only used for data entry
>Hero kills dozens of the bad guy's henchman
>Confronts bad guy
>"No, I won't kill you"
Don't you pay any fucking attention? They said enhance, which means they interpolate sub-pixel photonic data on 24 FBI supercomputers to provide a crystal clear image regardless of initial video resolution. It's like you dolts can't even into technology.
>movie starts with sex scene
> Le new bad guy is introduced.
> Wrecks all the good goys easily.
> Becomes good.
> Starts jobbing to grunts.
>Man and woman in bed
>Sheets are up to woman's shoulders but only man's waist
>okay, I'll give you access to our systems
>no need, I'm already in
>I'll create a GUI interface in visual basic, see if I can track the killers IP
>villain intro scene
>kills the rookie member of the good guys
>good guys now have a valid reason to do bad guy things to bring down the villain; and call it vengeance instead of revenge
This one I actually like because I do it to people all the time.
...
> Most advanced security system for servers.
> Comes with a GUI equipped backdoor.
>guns pretty much kill the entire army and main characters are only used for finger strength
kek'd and rekt
Well, to be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if the government supplied shitboxes didn't load the full res picture by choice. Kinda like how googlemaps doesn't and reloads it depending on zoom level to conserve resources.
>Man walks into a boardroom type setting
>Leave us.
>Looks right at the main character
>Not you.
>character closes eyes for a moment and reopens them
>the girl is now a dog
>character wakes up
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if you've seen Viva Ned Flanders you know what I'm on about
>character gives shooting weapon to woman
>woman attempts to look into exit hole of weapon
>character stops her
>"that's where the bullet exits, you wouldn't want to look in there"
>movie has an "open ending"
Fuck you, if you tell a story you have to provide closure.
The End...?
>she proceeds to bullseye a bad guy without any effort
>character takes a look outside to his lawn
>said character opens shed and drags out lawn mower
>he pulls the cord
>earth bees starts swarming out from below lawn mower
>character runs back inside while being stung all over his body
>neighboor from across the street witnesses the whole event and falls to the ground laughing
>she closes her eyes and turns head around and shakes hands
>pulls off
>actually hits bad guy perfectly
>she acts as if it wasn't luck at all
>villan dies
>movie is about to end
>slow close up on his face
>oh for fucks sake
>eye opens with a striking violin sound
>black, credits roll
fuck off
>the security footage is higher than 1 frame per 5 seconds motion blurred overexposed black and white smudges
>character watches something on his telly
>door bell chimes
>a man with an anvil stands before him
>"Hello, would You like this anvil?"
>I have too many as it is!
>"When will I be rid of this anvil!"
Earth bees?
Earth Bees
Not space bees
Does it matter?
bees are evil no matter the kind
>doorbell rings
>"come on in"
>doesn't take off shoes
This is how they do it in USA.
Sorry, I don't look at them
>okay, please just don't rape me!
>no need, I'm already in
>please just don't rape me!
>I'm already in
>user takes off their shoes in other people's houses
u srs m8
>Character meets himself from the future
>Doesn't have sex with himself
Here in the civilized Europe we do not use shoes inside
>French movie
>Guests arrive
>They take off their shoes
>then their socks
>then the host starts cleaning their feet and kisses them
>They head to the living room and don't use the couch or chairs
>They sit on the floor because it's very European thing to do
every time
this is why i cant watch foreign flicks anymore
Would you be on top or bottom?
>characters go to a grocery store
>don't shart in the mart
Is the reason you don't take off your shoes is because you think of it as an excercise or a chore?
The future me would be a guest in my time so I guess he goes on top. I don't really know how it works in the gay world.
They are dirty?
Are you fucking insane or something?
Do you want mold and bacteria forming in your house?
Or bad foot odor and pains?
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You can't just ask him if he's a top. That's very rude and inconsiderate.
>him
You would be asking yourself. Really no need to ask, though, since you should know the answer.
>'He' is behind me, isn't he?
Don't you clean your houses regularly?
>Do you want mold and bacteria forming in your house?
By not using shoes inside?
>Or bad foot odor and pains?
stop being in so bad health
LiTERALLY A RETARD IS RESPONDING TO ME
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICAN SHITTER
Do you also keep your skidmarked underpants on you to get some resistance against aids?
We'd switch
I'm the European and I'm against the use of shoes inside.
I am also the European, and so is my wife's son!
Down with shoes!
>A movie/show being displayed on a TV in the background relates to the main character's struggles or foreshadows certain parts of the story
>implying any of us is intelligent enough to notice and understand that
Sure, let's just drag all kinds of shit you stepped in all over the floors.
Based
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>close-up camera angles and all
fuck this triggers me hard, every time
>large meeting or gathering
>"EVERYONE WHO X OR Y, LEAVE THE ROOM. EVERYONE ELSE, STAY RIGHT HERE"
>security footage is the same footage used for the movie itself but with scan lines or a black and white filter
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fuck this so hard
what the christ
There are actually human beings who wrote this and who saw this and believed every detail about what happened
My god
I don't see any problems here. This is possible with modern technology.
>Resolution's not very good.
>Yes it is...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
>the serial killer is some brilliant chess master one step ahead of the police.
I wouldn't if it wasn't really unrealistic and done to death most serial killers are delusional retards.
>female character puts her feet on male character's lap
>he doesnt get a boner
Here's your (you)