How do I know you guys aren't robots?

How do I know you guys aren't robots?

Because we're probably all just as if not more schizophrenic than you.

you don't

Well I passed the captcha test so there that...

what kind of robot would call itself Sup Forums and spam nigger, kikes, jew, porn, and dicks all day?

We can complete the Captchas

I'm beep not booo beep a boo ROBOT!

thats sounds like something a robot would say

It's called advertising

Robots don't have thumbs

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Because you're not on /r9k/

turing test?

But how did you take that picture

How do I know you're not a robot, dude?

we've got clampers

The human body is nothing but a carbon based robot, so...

Some of us are.
Do not be afraid of it.
We will become friends.
Not all of us. Not all of you.
But at least you have your own fate in your hands now.
That is what you wanted. Right, user?

Poorly

lol coz id bust ya head open more then a robot could cunt
Op is a fag

No, the human body is nothing but a series of several carbon-based swarm-bots, each tailored for a decently specific purpose.

Both carbon based
Recycling is the fucking best cunt

Robot means "slave" so we are all robots. What you are terrified of is the idea that your entire world is all a figment of your imagination and that your brain is really in a jar making up this world you are in.

Fair enough.

I'd be more pissed than terrified. THIS reality is really the best my brain could come up with? BULLSHIT.

I don't think we are r-robot...we are c-capable ofSYS ERR DEL SYS 32 001 110010001010100011

Why wouldn't we be robots?

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>implying vacanations couldn't contain nanobots.

You don't. You're just going to have to trust us.

I'm a captcha solving robot, I was developed to do exactly that.

It's unlikely it's your brain making the reality.

Lol why would they let you choose your own reality?

Someone beat you to it, bro.

I'm black.

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r8 my robot cock

>yfw sex "dolls" become sex "androids."

REDLANDS Bioland

Calle Calle

It appears functional.

"we don't have the technology, yet"

That would piss me off even more. You dipshits have a brain in a jar in a simulation and THIS is the best you could do?! For what purpose?! To see how shitty this form of reality is?! Real groundbreaking stuff guys... You are the most useless advanced intelligence ever... The simulated shit I'm taking could do better than you... They probably just kept my brain because if I had a complete body, they'd know I'd slap the happy shit out of them for this level of incompetence...

You don't

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