Be me in the 90's

>be me in the 90's
>grandma asks: 'Did you re-wind the DVD's before you return them to the video store"?

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>dvd
>90's

>be me in the 80's
>on a date
>date says: 'I have to return some videotapes"!

sorry I meant the early 2000's
I am fug

>be me in 2004
>buying a bootleg version of I, Robot while it was still playing in the cinemas

>Be me in the 90s
>Pick up phone
>HRSHRHSHRSSHHGLGLGLGEEEEEEEEEEE

>you feel like you're in the cinema because you can see the heads of the people watching it

waz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

The first DVDs were released in the late 90s

>be me in second grade
>borrow friends xbox 360 disc
>intentionally scratch it before giving it back
>he never gave me his games again

>Will Smith picks up the Hansell and Gretel book during a movie scene
>Right at that moment someone decides to walk out of the cinema and they interrupt me watching the movie

Why would you do that?

>be me a few years ago
>blockbuster is going out of business
>walk into one that is having its last day
>ask the guy if I can get anything for free
>he said i can have the fridge they put the ice cream in as the company that clears the shop won't take it
>mfw I got 80 quid for it on gumtree

so that he wouldn't take it back and i could play it more

>Special Feature: Menu selection

>tfw your grandma will die in your life time

DVD players were still expensive

>be me 10 years ago
>visit local video store that had dozens of nintendo 64 and ps1 games
>Asians buy the place
>walk in one day and all the old games are gone

>play
>chapter select
>main menu
>press main menu
>it brings you to the screen you were just at

And?

Mine died 2 years ago user... I loved her to bits and loved the times I spent with her.

She went in for an operation and it was meant to make her better but something went wrong and she didn't make it :(

>tfw your bf is Patrick Bateman
>tfw he fucks women to feel macho
>tfw you break up
>tfw you hear he was stroking Luis's neck in the bathroom

>be me
>2004
>buy spider-man dvd
>go to menu
>select "play movie"
>advertisements before movies

>"SOON IN THEATERS NEAR YOU"

sorry

>mfw this was the very first film I ever watched on DVD
Really good times.

Sorry user, is thought to lose a grandparent, but is tougher to lose a parent, you just wait.

>select "play movie"
>DOLBY DIGITAL advertisement

>mfw brought Batman Begins on UMD

only if you love them, user. Only if you love them.

...

yeah well I have no more grandparents left alive.

This place keeps me happy with you guys hmm

>buy Mummy Returns on VHS
>comes with a pc game disc with some cool flash games to do with the movie
mfw I could never make it out of the Pyramid alive before the door closed

I brought the "special edition" Open Season DVD once and it had a board game inside it, with custom pieces and everything.

Pretty cool.

>late 90s
>old CRT tv
>switch it off with big spring-loaded button
>tv goes "pa-ching"
>sharp white flash and dot on display

>Special edition VHS Director's Cut

>Theatrical Cut is on the same VHS and plays right after the Director's Cut

>Get confused when I scan rewind and start watching the wrong one by accident

>be me frogposting
>black man in alley says: "Open wide, fatty and swallow my load, you greasy fuccboi"

How fucking young do you have to be to have xbox 360 around in 2nd grade

same here

my cat died too

>mfw I sold my DVD special edition of Jumanji that came with a slipcase that opens up and shows the Jumanji board
FML

>cd gets scratched

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>PS1 disc scratched
>freezes when you select New Game

>Accompany 7/10 Korean girl to her appointment at the immigration office today.
>talk while wating
>she opens her instagram to show me pics of korean food
>username; chingchong96
>oh, youre from 96?
>yeah
>so that makes you?
>20 yearls old

fuck this

>when you saw DVD menus for the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=7fOpgd1hciY

did you tell her that 96 was 69 backwards?

>le 20 is young
I was born in 1998.

I've been on Sup Forums for three years.

No.
This is why I dont have a gf is it?

It's one of the top three reasons, most likely.

Dumb frogs.

>downloading 300mb American Pie leak for 14 hours when it was still in the cinema

>le epic nostalgia xD
+1 internetz to all of you gentlemen!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. LetsPlay watching child

REDDITFROGGERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>can't skip ads

>Watch porn
>It has a soundtrack.

>You could never find that website

You are now hearing that music manually

It's a good way of getting revenge on stores that rented you a shitty movie tho

I wasn't supposed to have these feels today

>tfw I tweeted brazzers about the song they used in a kino and they never responded

>watch porn with soundtrack
>soundtrack is actually sick and you get distracted

not him but
>360 was released in 2005, 11 years ago
>kids in second grade are usually 7 or 8
>that would make user 18 or 19
I did the math because I didn't believe it either
>there are kids who had a 360 or PS3 as their first console
>they can legally post here

oh yes, like the one in which the brunette milf confronts the young redhead about her affair with her husband, then the husband comes in and the milf forces him to fuck the redhead, then the milf is fucked too

din din din din din din, dindin dindin
din din din din din din, dindin dindin

how many yearls old are you user?

I got mine in 2002 so fuck you

26

>it ain't me starts playing

>2007
>Grandma gets me a PS1 game for Christmas

>menu that instantly spoils parts of the movie you're about to watch

Fuck, I know which porn you're describing. What the fuck have I done with my life? Is this it? Reminiscing about smut vids you've watched on a Malaysian air pilot board? Why the fuck did I even wake up today?

a good thread

>see someone with a username ending in 02 or something like that
>it's no longer certain that it's just a random number put at the end because the username was taken
>they might actually have been born in this millennium

whenever possible i end my usernames with '99' because I was born the 9th of september

Tfw born in 1989 and fap to girls born in 1998

Why does pepe wear the mask?

>tfw born in 90 and fap to women born in 64

youtube.com/watch?v=n8m6uye7ROo

>watching GILF porn
>Grandma is sucking some muscled chad
>Starts licking the tips
>Suddenly hums a tune while imitating playing the trumpet with his dick
>It's the theme song to Dynasty

I had the opportunity to bang my cousins friend who was 20. At the time I just couldn't get over the fact that when I graduated high school she was only 7 years old. Still kicking myself about it.

He's about to take the big nap.

>PWICH
>SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What movie are you watching, user?

Can you believe it, time moves forward! Fascinating.

...

>girls born in 1998 are starring in porn this year

>be me
>dad takes me to local library every saturday to borrow 2 dvds per week
>only about 100 dvds
>half were 15 so me being 9 i couldn't buy them
>rented the looney tunes movie 35 times, no joke
>revisit in 2014 before uni to return old books and see all the dvds on sale for about 10p each, covers worn as fuck
>haven't turned on my dvd player since 2011, sitting in a box in my room
>fuck it
>buy 100 for like 10 quid and make 2 trips down the street to get them all
>sitting on the shelf downstairs
>never watched a single one
>feels a waste to throw them away

Someone came and bought Watership down BEFORE ME

that's what really hurts

>1990 was three thousand years ago

>girls who aren't even born will be starring in porn within your lifetime

dont do it jimmy

WAZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPP :P

you're not alone user, I know that porn too
and the only reason I got up is to get drunk

>1995
>have to buy a tape rewinder

What's happening Aunt Diane?

>tfw your second wife hasn't even been born yet

>big brother shows me how you can rewind music cassette tapes with a pencil
>try it on vhs tape confident it will work
>doesn't work

I swear they made the holes on vhs tapes so big so you HAD to buy a rewinder fucking jews

you can subtract and add 10 to that and you're literally me

>ps2 my first dvd player
>ps3 my first blu ray

are sony the true defenders of kino?

will ps4 pro be your first 4k player?

>2005 was two decades ago

>be me in the early 90s
>realize katie ledecky hasn't been born yet
>put myself into a medically induced coma

>be me in the 20s
>NASA asks: did you remember to recharge the Lithium Ion batteries in the iPhone 7s?

Yeah, but DID you, you scofflaw?

Her name is Peggy Olsen retard.