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nice omelet OP

You gonna eat it when its done?

it smells really bad im spraying it with this green shit

looks eatable

Howtobasic is this guys youtube.
You can see finger nails and eggs are all the same.

2/10 would not eat.

im a female youre retarded lmao

How to basic house is different.

Kek

Proof it.

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show tits then

EAT IT OP NOWWWW

i saw your fingers, ring finger is smaller than index finger, only guys hands do that. or do you mean girl in the trap sense?

O P E N
T H E
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Impressive work

i did not forsee the consequences of cooking cleaning spray, covering with chalupa to mask the smell

Sup baby gurl. Did you shit in that omelet or what?

This shit's gonna be a masterpiece

kek saw it on Manswers

females don't belong in the kitchen.

Immediately stop scrubbing and show dem tits girl! Obviously you can't cook but you can show tits, so you're only half broken imo

nice knowing ya OP. Stay a fag.

tits or gtfo

Fucking eat already OP

WHERE IS THE FUCKING GARNISH?

So you gonna eat that shit or what?

This, eventually your gonna eat it

this

AAAHHHHHH EAT IT OP FUCKING EAT IT RIGHT NOWWWWWW

This is why bitches need to stick to sandwiches.

Edible

FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS

GET OUTT

What happened in the last thread. Can we get a quick recap on what the fuck is going on here?

thx fam, my english is shit.
also nice trips fag

stop bein mean i just wanna see some god damn rotten egg eating

THE SCALLOPS ARE RAW

ops making egg in their gross kitchen and also trying to pretend to be a girl

house is messy as fuck out of date eggs on the counter and generally untidy, OP is currently cooking some rotten ass shit

WHY TF DID NO ONE SCREEN CAP

FORGET THE FUCKING GARNISH, SHE FORGOT TO SEASON THE FUCKING EGGS

Ooh, fuck! Rotted out eggs? Gnarly! Also, niice trips bruv

OP WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT THAT DISGUSTING DISH IN YOUR MOUTH FUCKING DO IT

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Add some tasty fucking cactus to that shit faggot, DO IT!

you know ops always a fag, i doubt they will

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I see. Looks like trying is the key word here.

Who tf has cacti just hanging around?

Why does ur house look like a fukin abandoned house from the walking dead

THIS BATHROOM IS A FUCKING PIG STY, I'VE EATEN THIS SHIT

OP did in the last thread

yes chef!

is op even gonna deliver something?at least a cat picture

OP, hurry up with the eggs you madman, fucking dieing over here to see you do it, HURRY UP YOU FAG

naw i wan some dan big floor food. to ate. an hungra

Just SORT IT OUT WILL YOU?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE OP YOU GENDER-BENDERING QUEER. DELIVER FOR THE CHAN WOULD YOU? TAKE SOLICE IN HAVING BEEN BALLSY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR DUBS PROMISE

Calm down dwellers of basements, op will get there have faith

OP YOU DICKSUCKER DELIVER WE'RE DONE WAITING

She never said she was going to eat spoiled food that WILL get her sick.

Newfag

COOKING UP NICE

WE DON'T CARE SOMEONE ROLLED DUBS.

WE ARE STILL WAITING? I'M DONE WITH THIS, ITS RIDICULOUS

what is that blue thing? a rubber band?

add a few whole eggs pl0x

TIME TO FLIP

About time you showed up faggot.
Now eat up

Hmm. OP is actually working on content. Please hurry tho OP, we are hungry as fuck for updates

No, just some one with a little more patience than screeching autist monkey

Random grill, not OP
But I just checked my fingers and this user is right

>your autistic attention to detail
>checked

fag

Now we're talking...

yes

that could be arranged...

ITS FUCKING DRY YOU IDIOT

lmao My nigga. An Ainslee apreciater

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME OP HURRY UP

ITS FUCKING DRY YOU IDIOT

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gosh youre right

Feed the cats

Now eat it, nice and slowly

IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING PIG SHIT

If dubs make a stream eating it

knew i was missing something

EAT IT NOWWWW

DO YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE I'LL SEND THAT OUT? YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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is the coke new at least?

LISTEN TO GORDON, fuckin dingbat. xoxo

Godspeed user

I JUST CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

they say acidic meals are bad for you

Bon appetit you fucking madman

diet caffeine free

WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

>baking soda
>acidic

mein sides

I'M TRYING TO RUN A FUCKING RESTAURANT FOR FUCK SAKE