Which animal do you think is coming out alive in a three way deathmatch between a hippo, a polar bear and rhino?

Which animal do you think is coming out alive in a three way deathmatch between a hippo, a polar bear and rhino?

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Hippo>Rhino>Polar

Have you ever seen a pneumatic press? A hippo is like that but way faster. It would kill anything. Plus really thick skin.

All those animals are fucking pussies, my money is on one of those super poisonous amazonian frogs.

Rhino is literally just a heavier hippo with a fucking death horn on its head, you guys are retarded.

Probably the polar bear or rhino

But what if we throw a walrus into the mix...

hippos mouth won't do shit against bear armor

>bear armor
topkek

Hippo all day every day.

Rhinos are practically blind. They attack by charging, and that's about it.

Hippos are one of the most dangerous animals in the world.

Lets see

Hippo: max 4000 lbs, max speed 19mph, large teeth

Rhino: max 5100 lbs, max speed 31mph, horn

Polar bear: 990 lbs, max speed 25mph, claws and teeth

The rhino would rape the other two. Polar bear has no chance of even puncturing

Who would win, a rhino or a helicopter with a Gatlin gun?

San hogi molese hox asasisi ayu ore sopen otetigi inilin! Seren lopiyo sotu mime oturoted ...

Hippo wins.

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none.
They're all dumb animals so theyy would just stand there gauntlessly.

If Polar bear were hungry, it might attack the hippo or rhino but would lose because its not a lion.

>Hippos are one of the most dangerous animals in the world in the water.
ftfy

And still faggoty shithead human scum will wipe them all to extinction. In the name of twerking and letting millions of worthless eaters get fat and have diabetes.

There is no God.

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Rhinos are punks

The rhino didn't even have its horn. If it did it would of punctured the hippopotamus mouth

powerfull, but they don't bite.

Let's talk elephants. They push around hippos like hippos push around lesser animals.
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>he thinks lions are strong
Dumbass.

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Dumb hippo didn't even notice these faggot lions were on him, lion wouldn't stand a chance vs a hippo.

Hippo have fucking tusk for teeth, the polar bear is totally fuck'd

Hippo vs rhino would be a close fight.
Polar bear would get killed nearly instantly, and would run if given the chance.

Probably a hippo. Polar bears have great offense but their defence is nothing compared to a rhino or hippo, a polar bear couldn't damage either.

Rhinos are pretty bad ass but they lack an effective finishing off weapon, their horn won't be able to penetrate the hippos thick fat easily, but it could hurt the polar bear.

The hippo has great offence in its huge jaws and great defence in its thick fat and bulk. It simply outmatches both of them, not really a fair comparison.

What's the point of a hippo?

Eating thirsty niggers for 40,000 years.

> doing God's work.

To remind us the being fat should be socially acceptable. Its only natural and perfectly healthy to be overweight.

To never pick a fight with a bigger fatter thing. Or it will eat you..

This.

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Well, the polar bear is kinda fucked here. Hippos fuck over crocodiles and lone lions if they have to, their jaws are fucking huge, and the tusks could crack the polar bear's head if they got a proper snap at them. They also have thick skin with the head always facing forward.

Polar bears stand upwards to fight with their claws, on all fours they can't do much since their mouths are pretty tiny. Hippo mouth > polar bear mouth. They would have to stand up and try to claw at the hippo, but with the huge teeth f

Knowing hippos pretty well, this is fucking impressive.

to survive and reproduce, and they're damn good at it
what's the point of any wild animal?

They parted like the red sea for big boss. Not a hint of posturing; just clearing out.

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Rhino

Rhino

The shark.

Never fuck with a elephants kid.

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Screw that fight. Looks at humans vs roos.

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Polar bear > hippo > rhino
Hippos are dangerous to people but polar bear would tear that ass up

You're just living in your own reality, huh?

>5'11 vs 6'1

Yeah I like polar bears
Fuck hippos they're so lame

rhino>hippo>polarbear
the polarbear is out of the question hes just too
small to inflict enough damage

the hippo is a dangerous animal but the tusks
arent piercing the rhinos thick skin/armorplates enough to inflict deadly wounds, maybe death by infection but most surely not death by combat

if the rhino fights and doesnt bail it has the only deadly weapon as the horn can pierce up to a half meter, some are even bigger thus it can damage the internal organs with a good hit by chance and that would kill the hippo

it's settled