School stories thread anyone? i'll start

school stories thread anyone? i'll start.


>be me
>in highschool
>one of my teachers has 2 pet rats in cages
>every day they make annoying squeaking noises
>really hard to focus because of squeaking rats
>taking test
>the little bastards are being annoying
>near impossible to take test
>ff after test
>gets C-
>parents have high expectations of me for some reason
>gets grounded because of grade on test
>no vidya or TV until i make a better grade on the next test
>makes a promise to myself
>"If those fucking rats fuck with my test grades 1 more time, they are going to fucking die."
>ff a few months later
>another test is arriving
>still remembers promise
>ff to day of the test
>taking the test
>the rats start to squeak
>hears rats squeaking
>goes into secret bloodlust rage
>finish test like 20 minutes later
>gets test back a week or so later
>gets a C
>grounded again
>loses my entire fucking computer
>thinks to self
>"These little stupid ass rats are going to fucking die."
Want me to continue, Sup Forums?

yes.

please do

Did you ever tell the teacher they gave you trouble?

should have told your principal and have those rats removed, edge lord..
also underage sage

fake, gay, edgy, and underage. GET THE FUCK OUT.

are you that vietnam kid from the tortured mice videos

OP here. Yes, I told the teacher and principal and they didn't give a shit. Anyway…


PART II
>ff to end of school next day
>sneak into teacher's room to see what he does when he leaves
>we'll call him mr.roboto because he was so burnt out that he acted a lot like a robot, and i like that song
>observes that he doesn't pick his rats up immediately
>mr.roboto goes into the cafeteria to get coffee, grades a couple of papers, gathers all his things, grabs the rats' cages, and leaves
>spies on mr.roboto for about 2 weeks
>1st week i start spying on him in the mornings
>he puts the cage in the spot it normally is in, grabs coffee from cafeteria, and prepares everything else
>decides to strike the day right before spring break

So far OP is a faggot

OP is an faggot, continue

Bumping to hear what autistic boy did to the rats

Come onnnn op

69 GET
How old were you

>be me
>be in 5th grade
>barely passing french class (god i hate french)
>stupid old cunt of a teacher wants me to come with her
>she wants to give me a test to "raise" my grades
>i say no, but she takes me by the hand
>enter the class, a lot of kids from different classes
>old cunt gives us the test
>old cunt leave the classroom for some shit
>i just burst out like flash and go back to my friends
>teacher didn't even suspected a thing, she just forgot about me
>mfw i got away with this shit

what a rude kid kys

Lol I kind of was an edgelord back in those days. I'm in my late 20's now.
PART III
>day before spring break rolls around
>decides to strike at the end of the day
>sneaks into classroom again
>mr.roboto leaves to get coffee (a.k.a. fuel)
>youguysarefuckingdead.mov
>opens cage
>grabs 1 of the rats
>throws it onto the floor
>crush it with foot and dictionary
>grabs other rat
>GETS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
>go to forest where nobody could see me
>put it in old thermos
>closes thermos tightly
>puts thermos in river that goes out to sea
>ff to first day out of spring break
>teacher is noticeably upset about something
>iamafuckinggenius.jpeg
>sneaks into mr.roboto's room after school again
>mr.roboto cries uncontrollably like the little punk ass bitch he is
>straight 40 keks
Fin.

P.S. I was around 15 when all of this happened. :)

You are a dumb faggot.

>You are a dumb faggot.
LMFAO. Please shut the hell up and go back to living your shitty trailer park life you stupid piece of corn in some chicken shit. Fuck you.

I went to a different school at the time but some friends told me this story

>8th grade
>computer class
>the class had a huge PowerPoint to work on and it was counting as their exam grade
>kids got in groups of two
>one group was made up of really faggy kids
>this kid Jacob hated them
>the day before the presentation the kids left their PowerPoint up
>Jacob decides to fuck with it
>notices they have some videos linked
>switches the links to gay porn
>next day when the kids are doing their presentation the whole class is flashed with hardcore gay porn
>Jacob got expelled for this and also taking a piss in the back of a class

>be me
>2nd grade
>me and other kid insulting each other
>goes on for like whole bus ride
>trying to one up each other
>say "my dad will shoot your nuts with a shotgun"
>he turns around and sits his ass down
>gets off bus shortly after
>i win
>next day get called down to office
>principle was gone so the guidance counselor filled in
>don't what I did
>brings up the fun thing
>fuckme.jpg
>ask why I said
>I dunno
>completely blanked
>forgot about the whole insult war
>now seems like I said this out of the blue
>get suspended
>mfw I get suspended

*for taking a piss

My bad

who snitched on poor jacob?

>be me 14
>"failing" a class with a C
>mom and dad want to kill me
>its a dumb ass design class
>we have to make a fake ad, doesn't have to be a video
>me and my retard friends come up fill "goat pill", a pill that allows you to eat anything
>presenting day comes
>we literally go fish through trash for stuff to "eat"
>friends eat grass and paper while i down an old hamburger
>get a fuck A-
>thefuck.jpg

the things ill do to get my parents of my back.

>be me
>14, circa 90s
>had to crap bad
>shankedinthegut.dump
>Take shit in bathroom next to cafeteria
>hotanalpiss.jpeg
>Damn, no toilet paper
>Have to use looseleaf paper from my bookbag
>tfw no lockers in school, so you gotta carry your stuff everywhere
>Too afraid to flush, toilet might clog with the paper
>Air vent behind me
>throw my shit note in there, flush toilet.
>a minute later
>Everyone leaving cafeteria
>Everyone says it smells like shit.
>mfw

You literal savage kek

>ff next test i still get a c
>mfw im just a retard and it wasnt the rats fault at all
>mfw im a psychopath

Wasn't the last time I did something like that either.

Yall make me feel oddly shitty for not being a little shit in school. All my stories are of teachers looking the other way or making me feel uncomfortable with their closeness to me...

>be me
>22
>working in an elementary school elevator machine room
>have to shit
>don't want to go all the way downstairs, elevators shutdown
>drop pants, lean on wall, drop two logs on a rag
>pic related
>roll'em up like a burrito
>hide them in room
>finish job, elevator back online
>while leaving
>elevator smells like shit near the top floor
>hear kids talking 'bout that poopy smell
>blame one another for beefing it

I totally forgot I left them up there. Some poor soul is gonna find dried shit logs up there one day

>>ff next test i still get a c
>mfw im just a retard and it wasnt the rats fault at all
>mfw im a psychopath
I got an A+ on the next test in there you faggot.

bc the teacher was scared you'd kill him next, psychopath

LOL. The teacher and the people at the highschool never knew it was me, dumbass. Are you seriously THIS autistic?

P.S. I'm nowhere near a fucking psychopath. However, I am superior to all others, no doubt about it.

you sure get angry over some funny jokes easily for someone who is not a psychopath

Your jokes are complete shit, just like you. And I'm not a god damn psychopath. I'm better than you, and everyone else.

Do you even know how to fucking reply properly, kiddo?

who murders a living creature with his bare hands. no civilized person who is capable of emotions would do that. you're just not normal. and you know it. thats why you get so angry

1. How the fuck am I a kid when I'm pretty close to becoming 30 years old?

2. I'm completely normal, however I reign above every living thing in the fucking universe. And I am completely justified for sacrificing those rats they were being annoying and I put the annoying-ness to an end. And me, uncivilized and incapable of any emotion? Now THAT is a fucking joke. Take notes, other faggot. ;)

P.S. Sorry for the run-on sentence.

Not really a story but on national suicide prevention day or whatever it is our school had a big presentation thing with guest speakers and shit in the cafeteria that was really serious and supposed to be touching and meaningful and stuff. Then the next day my friend killed himself

OP here. I'm very sorry for the loss of your friend. My condolences. :(

Its all good, I wasnt close friends with him and he obviously didn't want to live anymore even though his best friend tried talking him out of it and letting other people know

dont talk to that guy, he kills rats and cant even reply properly

And you're some worthless ass peasant that lives in his old saggy mother's basement, while I fucking reign over you. I bet you can't even talk or walk without getting tired, you fat neckbearded cunt.

P.S. I haven't killed a rat since then, you stupid bitch.