This Nation launches a massive EMP warhead and invades your Nation with full force and without mercy because of...

This Nation launches a massive EMP warhead and invades your Nation with full force and without mercy because of economic sanctions.

What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Be thankful I'm not a fatty fat American who can survive on his own

run innawoods and hide under a tinfoil sheet

Surrender and then continue everyday life. Would Russian rule be that bad? Can't be worse than Trudeau.

fpbp

Hope it hits Albos instead, Ivan eould never nuke us, this is your problem

>Russia invades México.
>Join them and.
Thats what ill do.
With some of luck they can remove the gringo from my country.

Stay comfy behind my 5,000 nukes, knowing full well that we have the capability to deliver said nukes by land, sea, or air, even with some of our electronics malfunctioning.

They won't bother with my shithole town, so I guess the local brigade rallies me up and I die like a bitch for no reason.

>what is cheyenne mountain
>implying the vast majority of the us military isn't emp-hardened
we'll be fine

Put up a "welcome" banner.

Nukes welcome?

There is nothing to nuke besides the American bases anyway.

Pretty sure you won't nuke a Benz or BMW factory, would suck not having spare parts for your luxury cars.

use an indio as a human shield

Poison the booze.

We won't nuke Europe anyway. But fucking Sweden and UK... Oh lord, i would bomb them to hell.

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
... kill them, what else?

>Grab SKS
>Go inna woods
>Call friend Carlos Car Windows to sheild us from above Gunships
>Live out Red Dawn wet dream for three days before an hero

Run at the first russians I see, british flag in one hand, american in the other and if I don't die instantly, beat them to death with the flags

Have my AK out and yell PRIVET BRAT'YA! COME HELP US PURGE THE SJW SUKI AND RESTORE COMMON SENSE TO AMERIKA!

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wolverine! :P

Grab SKS, go innawoods.

Wait for the US government to bomb the Serbs in retaliation. French surrender just to be sure we don't correct our mistake.

Rape and pillage like my grandfathers all the way to Berlin and liberate them from themselves.

I would love to see that day.

Sweden turned into a car park. It would be Glorious.

Finally you have come to kill all the muslims :3

put on my robe and wizard hat

>Russia
>Navy

>Philippines
>Navy

We'd just be staring at each other from a thousand miles away.

Learn russian and help them to purge this retarded piece of shit cuntry.

We fucked them

good work

No idea. But one thing i sure as hell won't do is be surprised.

Build a particle cannon and destroy their command center.

POKEBALL GO

Massive retaliatory strike followed by Russian second strike missiles hitting my city since it would be high on the list of shit to nuke.

Best case scenario, I get vaporized about an hour or two after my lights go out

run back to community trees and ask the band's silverback why are humans invading our jungle, then proceed to throw feces at you while screaming gibe me money

this is sure to drive anyone away

Join them, make America great again

If you fight them they win so...

House them, clean their equipment, feed them, help them.

That way I'll get the last laugh heh