ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers

ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers

>Unlimited pyrokinesis and immunity to fire

>intense pyrophobia

kek

>Can only summon fire as you nut

Ability to stop time at will

unlimited cheesburgers come out of your anus on command

>weak willed cuck that never uses it

>lactose intolerant

Everytime you do that, it feels like someone is raping you with a 25inch ticc dicc

forgot to have a power

>invulnerable

Only once a day and for a single second at a time.

Immortality here.

>all cheeseburgers are stale week old McDs

You can neither move any part of your body nor speak when time is stopped.

You can only stop time for 10 seconds, with a 1 minute cooldown between casts

>stop time at will

you never want to and never will want to

>paralyzed from the neck down


super strength here

Has zero dicks

But does a single second even "exist" while time is stopped?

also, can only be immortal while wearing only your underwear

Also afflicted with uncurable, debilitating disease

throughout your neverending life you shall endure never ending agony which your brain and body will regenerate from just to be torn apart (not literally) again
+ small dick

No immunity to fire

You have to stand still

You're stopped in time too

>very smol babby hands

invisibility

an ability to decrease ones own dick lenght

The power to see any girls nudes you want at will

they die afterwards

Can shoot loser beams from eyes

you develop severe cataracts after every use of your power

>constant skunk smell

>born horribly disfigured vegetable with Microcephaly

have to be naked and can only use once every hour for 30 seconds

unlimited psychosis and free rent tenancy in parents basement

but only when you scream nigger with a family of blacks in an immediate 100 foot radius

isn't that a nerf?

They also uncontrollably shoot from your dick at random.

you're here forever

*ISNT THUT A NURF?*

You turn gay everytime you do it

Only decrease can't increase

daddy rapes you every second day

the abilty to turn into every object i desire

Ability to make anyone near me enter a state of mindless rage and attack other people.

THATS WHAT I SAID NIGGER

but the object has to be shaped like a dick

After the first shot you burn your retinas out and are forever blind.

Ability to control and will any disaster on anyone and anything

but they all attack you

>walk through walls

Ability to commit any crime I want and get away with it flawlessly

Has to happen to you first

Fragile bones, muscles and joints.
Every time you lift something over 25lbs something fractures, ruptures or blows out.

The mere sight of a girl causes you to projectile vomit.

Three days later something worse happens to you.

Flight.

The same exact crime will happen to you the next 10 minutes. You have 10 minutes to prepare your anus

You can only fly when its really hot out like 95 degrees plus and your balls must be showing

I can summon an enormous horse-shaped cloud, that soaks everything (except me) in a 1km radius with horse cum.

>Flight
Only below sea level

Can browse the internet in my mind without a computer

As long as I always survive, I'll take the nerf.

Too afraid to do anything to put that to the test

>whatever words I touch give me abilities eg gills -- I get gills and can use them

You have to sallow mouth full horse cum before you can use the power

only Sup Forums

spot on what i was gonna say

You have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to cellophane wrappers, and nothing else.

Anything you will also happens to you but 3x worse.

the ability to eat mad ass.

there will always be poop

The ability to fly as fast as the speed of light, but only while i have an erection, and I have an unlimited supply of Viagra at my disposal.

Only unwashed pajeets

You're actually in a coma and dreaming

Ability to summon Andy Sixx and make him shit a huge steamy log into someone's mouth

omnipotence

you can only to one location ever. You pick.

Everytime you ingest the viagra, your tits become 1 cup bigger

Can only be used immediately after being catastrophically dismembered.

You're a vegetable

You can barely control where you stop, and can crash and die very easily

Ultra intelligence boiis

>This thread

>You don't get to watch

you're black and all cops you ever meet are racists

but only in sleep, and you forget everything when you wake up

Ability to shrink dick at will.

The erection always lasts more than 4 hours, so every time you fly you gotta have an embarrassing hospital visit

Ability to know anyone's illness by looking at them, including my own in the mirror.

>Prostate cancer

But everyone treats you like you're a retarded baby

but every time you do that a black male rapes you


smile without getting tired

You are only able to shrink it. You lack the ability to grow things

It doesn't grow back

>You're a blind Vampire

Its been done, fucking plagiarism

>Ability to create pocket dimensions.
Good luck with coming up a clever way to nerf it.

They don't actually have an illness until you use your power on them/yourself.

If they already have an obvious problem, it becomes ten times as severe.

mfw

Your brain freezes making it completely useless.

You can only be hydrated by drinking horse cum.

The only pages you can visit are feminazi blogs

You can't control the direction of your flight.

He always picks you

Omniphobia

ability: absolute yodelling

dimensions are literally the size of your pockets

That's more than just a nerf. Kek

You're blind

only in your pockets

Ability to get fucked by any black male you want anytime anywhere.

My superpower: being the only non-superpowered guy in this thread.

>laryngitis

That's still pretty badass. It'd be pretty much teleporting.

That return whatever is placed in them after a few secs

Ability to summons clones

walk through walls

I copied this, but you go blind for the amount of time you went invisible.

but can't nerf anybody else's superpower

Immortality, but you're unsure i you're actually immortal