ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers
>Unlimited pyrokinesis and immunity to fire
ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers
>Unlimited pyrokinesis and immunity to fire
>intense pyrophobia
kek
>Can only summon fire as you nut
Ability to stop time at will
unlimited cheesburgers come out of your anus on command
>weak willed cuck that never uses it
>lactose intolerant
Everytime you do that, it feels like someone is raping you with a 25inch ticc dicc
forgot to have a power
>invulnerable
Only once a day and for a single second at a time.
Immortality here.
>all cheeseburgers are stale week old McDs
You can neither move any part of your body nor speak when time is stopped.
You can only stop time for 10 seconds, with a 1 minute cooldown between casts
>stop time at will
you never want to and never will want to
>paralyzed from the neck down
super strength here
Has zero dicks
But does a single second even "exist" while time is stopped?
also, can only be immortal while wearing only your underwear
Also afflicted with uncurable, debilitating disease
throughout your neverending life you shall endure never ending agony which your brain and body will regenerate from just to be torn apart (not literally) again
+ small dick
No immunity to fire
You have to stand still
You're stopped in time too
>very smol babby hands
invisibility
an ability to decrease ones own dick lenght
The power to see any girls nudes you want at will
they die afterwards
Can shoot loser beams from eyes
you develop severe cataracts after every use of your power
>constant skunk smell
>born horribly disfigured vegetable with Microcephaly
have to be naked and can only use once every hour for 30 seconds
unlimited psychosis and free rent tenancy in parents basement
but only when you scream nigger with a family of blacks in an immediate 100 foot radius
isn't that a nerf?
They also uncontrollably shoot from your dick at random.
you're here forever
*ISNT THUT A NURF?*
You turn gay everytime you do it
Only decrease can't increase
daddy rapes you every second day
the abilty to turn into every object i desire
Ability to make anyone near me enter a state of mindless rage and attack other people.
THATS WHAT I SAID NIGGER
but the object has to be shaped like a dick
After the first shot you burn your retinas out and are forever blind.
Ability to control and will any disaster on anyone and anything
but they all attack you
>walk through walls
Ability to commit any crime I want and get away with it flawlessly
Has to happen to you first
Fragile bones, muscles and joints.
Every time you lift something over 25lbs something fractures, ruptures or blows out.
The mere sight of a girl causes you to projectile vomit.
Three days later something worse happens to you.
Flight.
The same exact crime will happen to you the next 10 minutes. You have 10 minutes to prepare your anus
You can only fly when its really hot out like 95 degrees plus and your balls must be showing
I can summon an enormous horse-shaped cloud, that soaks everything (except me) in a 1km radius with horse cum.
>Flight
Only below sea level
Can browse the internet in my mind without a computer
As long as I always survive, I'll take the nerf.
Too afraid to do anything to put that to the test
>whatever words I touch give me abilities eg gills -- I get gills and can use them
You have to sallow mouth full horse cum before you can use the power
only Sup Forums
spot on what i was gonna say
You have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to cellophane wrappers, and nothing else.
Anything you will also happens to you but 3x worse.
the ability to eat mad ass.
there will always be poop
The ability to fly as fast as the speed of light, but only while i have an erection, and I have an unlimited supply of Viagra at my disposal.
Only unwashed pajeets
You're actually in a coma and dreaming
Ability to summon Andy Sixx and make him shit a huge steamy log into someone's mouth
omnipotence
you can only to one location ever. You pick.
Everytime you ingest the viagra, your tits become 1 cup bigger
Can only be used immediately after being catastrophically dismembered.
You're a vegetable
You can barely control where you stop, and can crash and die very easily
Ultra intelligence boiis
>This thread
>You don't get to watch
you're black and all cops you ever meet are racists
but only in sleep, and you forget everything when you wake up
Ability to shrink dick at will.
The erection always lasts more than 4 hours, so every time you fly you gotta have an embarrassing hospital visit
Ability to know anyone's illness by looking at them, including my own in the mirror.
>Prostate cancer
But everyone treats you like you're a retarded baby
but every time you do that a black male rapes you
smile without getting tired
You are only able to shrink it. You lack the ability to grow things
It doesn't grow back
>You're a blind Vampire
Its been done, fucking plagiarism
>Ability to create pocket dimensions.
Good luck with coming up a clever way to nerf it.
They don't actually have an illness until you use your power on them/yourself.
If they already have an obvious problem, it becomes ten times as severe.
mfw
Your brain freezes making it completely useless.
You can only be hydrated by drinking horse cum.
The only pages you can visit are feminazi blogs
You can't control the direction of your flight.
He always picks you
Omniphobia
ability: absolute yodelling
dimensions are literally the size of your pockets
That's more than just a nerf. Kek
You're blind
only in your pockets
Ability to get fucked by any black male you want anytime anywhere.
My superpower: being the only non-superpowered guy in this thread.
>laryngitis
That's still pretty badass. It'd be pretty much teleporting.
That return whatever is placed in them after a few secs
Ability to summons clones
walk through walls
I copied this, but you go blind for the amount of time you went invisible.
but can't nerf anybody else's superpower
Immortality, but you're unsure i you're actually immortal