Ask a guy who just fingered himself to see if he liked it anything

Ask a guy who just fingered himself to see if he liked it anything.

trap/shemale/normie?

Did you like it?

Neither

Ehh not really.

did you wash properly first?
because most people who dont' like it,
literally don't wash it ,
so,
i wonder,
did you wash it (to get the shit out) first?

did your finders smell like poup?

Careful, OP, anal can be addictive. I started out with a finger, and now I can easily fist myself.

teach me your ways

1. How slowly did you go?
2. How thoroughly did you clean yourself?
3. How much lube did you use?

Not him, but mine never have. If you wash out completely, you won't run into anything of the sort.

Try farting, how dose it sound?

Practice, practice, practice.

Also, it really helps to have a partner, since it's pretty awkward and difficult to work up to a fist on your own because you can't get a good angle. My wife was the first one who successfully fisted me, and now I can take both her hands at the same time.

And I still want more.

Yeah I was in the shower

Nope

Ray?

how do you wash it? a douch? I wash my ass crack but evert time I finger my asshole there is poop.

You dirty motherfucker.

Cheap Saline enema from CVS for a couple dollars works.
Can then re-use bottle with normal water if you're poor.
Or try making your own solution.

Yes, exactly this. A rubber bulb with a nozzle and water.

Not OP, but I just stick the shower head up my ass for a second or two. Repeat until clean.

Most people who are into anal stuff are NOT into poop. Yuck.

I was in the shower, I was like, sure why not. Then I grabbed some lotion lined up the middle finger and slowly put it in until I could get a little faster.

I went kinda slow then slightly sped up
I lubed good
I washed well

Normal

I never said I liked it, I might do it again

Who?

That sounds good, first time or two might not be the greatest.
Most important part is to go really slowly and gradually, take your time with it.
Explore and try to find out where it feels the best.

Ummm.Everyone is wrong. Nobody does daily enemas.

You literally just finger it until there's no more poop.
You'd be surprised how much better you smell throughout the day if you do this more often.
Using a toy? Don't want it to be shitty? Use it in the shower (Poop is water soluble) until it's not shitty. Then lay on the bed or whatever.

>Nobody does daily enemas.
I do. I hate going through the day with shit in my ass.

If I could dive into the other, like it was an ocean, caressed by its water. Whould I lose myself forever?

I washed with a douche

fingering is boring af
get a dildo and some lube and have fun
also clean yourself before or there will be shit

I don't do anal play unless I've taken a dump and waited a bit. Can't get much going with my finger either, but if you don't experiment with toys for a while then you're missing something great.