You remind me of the Bane

You remind me of the Bane

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The Bane?

wut bane?

...

The Bane with power

wut power?

Jennifer Connelly, you're a Big girl!

>You remind me of the Bane
>What Bane?
>The Bane with the plan
>What plan?
>The big plan for you
>For who?
>For you!

Bane?

Pour Eau

The Bane who got
The Plan to get in on
The Plane to bring about
The Pain

>Dr. Freeman... I'm HECU...

That's a big bulge

Bane?

Bane?

Bane?

>You remind me of the Bane
>What Bane?
>The Bane with the plan
>What plan?
>The big plan for you
>For who?
>For you!
>For what?
>Remindmeofthebane

I saw some big guys
working for the masketta man
what could i do

i filed a flight plan
but there was a big guy for you!
nobody knew!

if hired guns fly after you shoot
"doesn't matter who i am"
"what matters is my plan"
Then the big guy said...

Crash-ing this plane (crashing this plane)
Crash-ing this plane (crashng this planeee)
put that big guys spell on meee
(synth part)
CIA and bane (CIA and bane)
CIA and bane (C-I-A and baaane)
you're making this plane crash?
"no one cared til i put on the mask!"


^this is part of the soft script i sent into henson associates and tristar/sony as my plan for a soft reboot of the series but they haven't emailed me back yet... hoping for a call in the next couple days

theres a masked man, waiting in the sky.

i wish Labyrinth was a 2 hour home movie of Connelly rubbing her face erotically against Bowie's bulge

he'd like to shoot a man
but he don't think he could fly

take a look at the hothead, beating up the big guy

we passed upon the plane

he said his name was bane

BAAAAAANE
MAKES A BIG GUY TAKE PLANES OVER

Bane?

lel

fuck off back to r/baneposting

Bane?

of course a hothead would mention rebbit

Where do you think we are right now?

LET'S CRASH

PUT ON YOUR BLACK MASKS AND CRASH THE PLANES

LET'S CRASH

BIG GUY FOR YOU, CIA FOR ME
GOT TO GET A RAINCHECK ON BAAAAANE

Dubs

MAKE WAY FOR THE HOMO SUPERIOR

>September 13, 2016
>Bowie is still dead

Fuck this gay year.

THERE'S A BIG GUY
WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND MEET US
BUT HE THINKS HE'LL CRASH OUR PLANES

I love you

ahahahahahahaha


OHHH
LET THE HIRED GUNS LOSE IT
LET THE HIRED GUNS LOSE IT
AND LET THE BIG GUYS TAKE CONTROL

I'M A FABRICATOR

I'LL BE A BIG GUY JUST FOR YOU

Nice.

No one can blame you,
for crashing the plane.
Don't tell me who's on the flightplan,
I'm Dr. Pavel.

>We need to find out what he told you
>.................

The power of 4u

this is some next level shit

THERE'S A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG GUY
CRASHING IN THE SKY
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND RECKON
BUT HE THINK HE'D BREAK OUR SPINES

Agency to CIA

Agency to CIA

Flight plan lists you, your men and Doctor Pavel

Agency to CIA

KEK

For You. Fooooor You. For You. For You. Fooooor you, For you, For youuuuuuu.
Bane Bane, electric Bane
That's the name of my big guy
Here on my plane
Ahhhh Ahhhh

I will sit right down
WAITING FOR THE GIFT OF MASKS AND PLANES

Drifting into my flight plan, don't you wonder sometiiiiimeees
ABOUT MASKS AND PLANES

>Take a look at the law man
>Beaten by a big guy
>Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
>if you pull the mask o-o-o-ff
>is there life for BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE?


I... I... hear it!

4who?

Vintage Bowie sex-tape when?

was... making all the... difference... in the world part of your plan?

in the town where I was born
lived a man who crashed a plane
and he told us of his life
as a large fellow known as Bane

we don't get to bring friends on the flight plan
friends on the flight plan
friends on the flight plan
we don't get to bring friends on the flight plan
friends on the flight plan
friends on the flight plan

OH YOU LITTLE GUYS
DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE CRASHIN' THIS
PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

LET ME MAKE IT PLAIN,
GOTTA MAKE WAY FOR THE MASKETTA SUPERIOR

BANE THE BIG GUY
WENT ON A PLANE
A COUPLE OF DRINKS AND ON THE HOUSE AND HE SAID
NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR

comfy thread op

was this ever posted before? If not, I'm surprised it took so many years for someone to come up with it. It's quite an obvious choice in hindsight.

go back to habbo hotel you filthy nigger

>mfw listening to Magic Dance after opening the thread

>mfw reading this as i listen along to the song

top fucking lel

Dr. Fuyutsuki, I'm NERV

Bane

uh oh!

>COME GATHER ROUND PAVEL
>THE MASK YOU DISPOSE
>AND ADMIT THAT THE FIRE AROUND YOU HAS ROSE
>AND ACCEPT IT THAT SOON YOU'LL BE FORCED TO MAKE BOMB
>IF YOUR PLAN TO YOU IS WORTH FILIN'
>THEN YOU'D BETTER START TALKIN' OR YOU'LL SINK LIKE A STONE
>FOR THE PLANES THEY ARE A-CRASHIN'

Ground control to CIA
Ground control to CIA
Take your flight plan and file with the agency

Comencing count down, Pavel's on
Check masketta men and may Button Lee be with you

This is ground control to CIA
You caught a big buy
And the posters want to know what khaki you wear.
Now it's time to a shoot a man if you dare

This is CIA to ground control, I'm calling Ittin
And I'm filing in my flight plan
Now I want to meet the mercenary called Bane
For he's a big guy with a master plan
Crashing this plane
My T-shirt is blue and there's nothing he can do.

Though I've passed out the fire rises
Pavelier is still
And I thing my spaceship got crashed, wow
Tell Maymen I love him very much, he knows

Ground control to CIA
You threw off a man, there's something wrong
Did you shoot him, CIA?
Did you shoot him, CIA?
Did you shoot him, CIA?
Did he flee so good? Is there another man?
Try next? Bane wears a mask and he's a big guy for you!

me when i'm depressed senpai

Back in Uzbekistan
We spoke of masks and Bane
I made a my new flight plan
Mosquito had brought friends
Which came as some surprise
And Bane was a big guy

I thought he died alone
Back in a giant hole

Oh C-
IA
You'll be in extreme pain
My mas-
ter plan
Ends with me crashing this plane

>bowie dies from cock overdose
>girlfriend spends all day crying about it
>I feel literally nothing
>mfw

Rock N Roll Suicide is a comfy song but I don't get why everyone is on his dick. He's literally only famous for being a flaming faggot on the level of Freddie Mercury

Bane?

>7/10

thanks for that little glimpse into your terrible taste

Submitted to r/Sup Forums. Thanks for the free karma sucker.

He did lots of stuff.
A literal edgy faggot.

...

Doctor Paaaavellll, coming up the air strip
Oh man!
Who did he bring with him?
You dont get to bring frieeennnnds
Take a look at the Lawman
Shooting up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder how good he'll flyyyyy
One needs to stay on to dieeeeee
Have we started the fiiiiire?!

bump pls more

Fucking 10/10

My flight plan only listed me,
Plus Pavel, my men but not the masked mercenary!


B-B-B-B-Big Guy
What's your master plan?
B-B-Big Guy
Ooo look out, you Dr. Pavel
B-B-B-B-Big Guy
Don't take off the mask
B-B-Big Guy
Crashing this plane with no survivors
The fall may kill you
But not if I shoot
I said the fall may kill you
But not if I shoot

which one is this? i cant place it

It's a a god awful big affair
to the guy with short dark hair
but the doctor is yelling no
and mosquito has told him to go

but the mask is nowhere to be seen
now he waits to perform his scheme
to the man with the clearest view
and the pain will be most extreme

but the flight plan's a saddening bore
for he's listed ten times or more
he could ask of the master plan
as they ask him to focus onnnnnnnn

BIGGGGGG GUYSSSSSSSS CRASHING IN THE FUSELAGE
OH MAN LOOK AT THAT MASKED MAN GO

SOON THE FIRE WILL GROW

TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAWMAN SHOOTING AT THE WRONG GUY
OH MAN WONDER IF HE'LL EVER KNOW
HE'S THE NEXT STEP IN THE SHOW

WILL THE MASK COME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?

>hothead
>reddit

It all makes sense in a beautiful way.

kek good job - i think urs beats mine

BIG GUY!
Crashing down this plane
Crashing down this plane
With no survivors.
Ohhhh you're a big guy!
Why do you wear the mask?
If I take it off will you die?

Um ba ba bane
Um ba ba bane
CIA
CIA - That's my name

It's the terror of knowing if he'll die with it off
lotta loyalty for hired guns!
But that guy didn't fly good
Pressure on me, from agency

B-b-b-bane

Swaglord, you're the cancer that killed this place. Congratulations. Die.

Threads like these give me hope for humanity

I ask for so little. Just let me have the next step in your master plan, and you can have everything you want.

>It's a a god awful big affair
Nice.

>but the flight plan's a saddening bore
>for he's listed ten times or more
>he could ask of the master plan

That's real good!

Mother of God...

This is fantastic. Can we somehow make it a reality?

Someone get this hot head out of here
(heard about a place today)
BANE! BANE'S UNDERGROUND

yo he fuckin lying, man that not hecu thats barney get it together lad

>IIIIIIIIIIII'M WAITIN' FOR MY GUY
>CRASHING THIS PLANE OUT OF THE SKY
>DR. PAVEL, HAS BROUGHT ALONG FRIENDS
>MAYBE THEY'LL TELL ME 'BOUT THE MASKETTA MAN
>IIIIIIIIIIIII'M WAITING FOR MY GUY

The Man Who Crashed The Plane

...

audible keks out of nowhere for some reason, even though this probably doesn't deserve more than an extra hard exhale through the nose

Oh he's such a CIA
And I'm a big guy for you
Oh he's such a CIA
I'll just keep this mask on
I'll just keep this mask onnnn

perfect

Bane

There's still a little magic left in Sup Forums.

Look up here, I’m CIA
He's got a face that can’t be seen
I’ve got flight plans, can’t be stolen
Everybody knows Bane now

youtube.com/watch?v=-f0tTbuOTPo

beautiful

Bane?