Dubs tells me what to say. Will post wins if get

Dubs tells me what to say. Will post wins if get.

I want to smell your feet after they have stepped in eggs

Do you like to be watched? I promised my little brother that he could see me have sex with a girl. It was what he requested from Make a Wish

Don't act like a stuck up bitch you're not that impressive

"Oh damn, I didn't know the Joker was a chick"

boom

Holy shit

She's cute don't be autistic

You. Me. Sonic and Tails costumes. You can play with my Chemical Plant Zone, if you know what I mean...

too late. double dubs has spoken

What a lame thing to say to a girl

Jesus
Might take a while to reply cause it's late

well damn

This is a rare occurrence. OP was not a faggot and actually did what he said.
If nothing happens with this hoe, know this. You have gained an user's respect

fucking kek

bump

How was your day butefal? Give me fucky fucky baby u so sexy with boob
Marry me ples

user, you should keep it going. More dubs means you will take those phrases and contact other women. Don't just take my comment alone. The Joker one was pretty good

Trips says you have to. kek has spoken

Want to see my collection of Funko Pop figures? I usually keep them in the boxes unless I want to get a lil frisky, if you know what I mean.

Almighty trips shall guide you OP

OP here
I'll start up a new thread tomorrow when people are actually awake. Sorry for the disappointing thread, but I've got plenty of other girls

NEVERMIND, THREAD LIVES!

It's fine, user. You started late. Not problem. Consider it a lesson. I'm looking forward to the replies

I take it back

>wouldn't be the first time
Oh shit

Keep the dubs coming

If she gets mad at you for this then she's not worth talking to

i want to suck ur tits so bad bb hahahha

r u a jugalo?

Let me try again...

You. Me. Sonic and Tails costumes. You can play with my Chemical Plant Zone, if you know what I mean...

fuckin gross m80

I like horse sperm

"Ok joking aside... what's up with your face?"

Kek

Come over and fuck me in the ass

Let me cut to the chase. I'm not here for emotions, love, romance, or a girlfriend. I'm looking for someone teach me how to eat vag. I suck at it now, but when the moment comes, I want to be a god of clit sucking and labia licking. Will you train me?

Fucking reroll. This has potential.

rolling

Kek. Rollin

Let's see some taint

How bout you spread your cheeks and let me ram my dick up your ass

THIS!
ROLLIN!

Okay lets cut the shit, whats your number lets fuck, Im free tonight

Rollllll

POST PROFILE PHOTOS. She looks cute

Gonna post, op?

Real talk though, can I put my mouth to your ass and eat your creamy log?

Rolling for this

so close to trips

Okay Jokes aside, has your nose always been this fucked or did it develop into a mess?

OP has abandoned us

"Alright look i think your hot, how bout we go get a cup of coffee and see if we want to go any further then that" and youre welcome OP

Damn well u tried for you OP, reroll if dubs on this one

Kek

Shitfuck, I had dubs!

Kek

Haha i got dubs first tho!! Now OP has to go be awkward in public because of me!!!!

Bruh

If dubs, send a dick pic.

if singles post one here. traps rnt gay

kek

I recently found out I was dying of floccinaucinihilipilification, and the doctor told me that the only prescription I needed was the sweet feeling of a sharp rock being delivered straight to my sphincter.