You live by yourself, and you go out to your garage and see your cars bonnet like this...

You live by yourself, and you go out to your garage and see your cars bonnet like this. You're the only one with a key to the garage. What do you do?

Place camera to the garage

That's a good idea

Place a sex swing in your garage. Please be considered of ghost, they have sexual needs too.

Smell & lick hood.

But how would ghosts leave marks an ya car like that?

Ghost do leave light trails in heavy dust.
The deep imprint stems from repeatedly pressing their ghostly form against the hood.

Do you take drugs OP?

Call the locksmith, and tell him to stop fucking his wife in my shed.

Nope, I'm clean as a whistle.

Garage, and what if it's not him and now you have an enemy who has a double barrelled shotgun?

Fair enough

He won't have a shotty if he lives here in Aus

you know your locksmith has a double barrel shotgun?

you think you would make enemies with someone by randomly anonymously calling someone and telling them to stop fucking their wife you your garage ??

what kind of world do you live in ?

Haha ok

I would probably just go ahead and kms if I called a hood a bonnet

>bonnet?
>mfw

You mean the hood, right?

They both mean the same thing. Ones British, ones American.

Change garage door codes and move on with my life. It's one solid impression in the dust with no signs of movement so it is obvious they did it solely because they thought it was funny/provoke a reaction

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Here you go fam. I think this is what you meant.

Op is speaking English, not that god awful pidgin they babble in the colonies.