I just ate a holy fucking hot chalapenjo and touched my nose. It burns! Jesus Christ

I just ate a holy fucking hot chalapenjo and touched my nose. It burns! Jesus Christ
And.. I think i found my fetish
Does anyone know how long it would burn when i touch my penis?

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I accidentally touched my balls after not washing hands after handling some poblanos. Shit burns, why would you want to do that? Like 30+ min

A chick miscarried on my face while i was giving her head. I spat out the fetus. She knew. She didn't stop.

30 mins.. I think i can handle that
I don't have a real fetish and that would be the birth of a hole new lifestyle!
Imagine rubbing some hot chalapenjo sauce on your dick and then having a girl suck it! Ohh boyy

A lot user, had the bad idea to pee without wash my hands years ago and i still goddammit that moment

Ok i touched the tip of my penis and yes it burns! I got a boner!
Should i update with a dickpick and the chalapenjo on my dick?

Timestamp pls

Do it

Why is this even a question. Of course you should

Jalapeno

What

Sry slow internet!

jerk off with it around your dick

Absolute madman
>yfw

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

oh and dont forget to put the seeds down your dick hole

FUCK. it's impossible to contain a boner! It burns soo much

Couldn't masturbate and now i have a small dick that burns.. At least my nose is ok now
Sry but the body somehow blocked me from getting a boner.

use aloe to get rid of the burn, or milk, just for the love of god dont try to use water to wash off the burning sensation

Tell us more OP.

The burn is gone now. And my life continues to be boring. Till the next time b/ros

Wtf?