Holy shit Sup Forumsros im going on my first date ever tommorow 19btw any tips

Holy shit Sup Forumsros im going on my first date ever tommorow 19btw any tips

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko
youtube.com/watch?v=w8E-lmub6R8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>implying anyone here would know what to do on a date

Cant argue with that

What are yall gonna do? whats the plans?

Taking her to a bar

That's all? anything else?

Watch a romcom and do your best to be like one of the guys in one- but dont hide yourself too much or youll be boring and have to lie all the time to keep it up anyways

Also if things are going well dont be a pussy, kiss her

Also ask questions about her because people like talking about themselves and be prepared to mention something in the room reminding you of something if yall have an awkward silent moment

Ask her questions. Lots of questions. How many brothers and sisters, how old she is, how many pets, where she grew up. What she wants to be, what she wanted to be when she was a kid.

Women find themselves to be the most fascinating creature in the world. They love to talk about themselves.
But stick to facts. Don't ask her about her opinions on ANYTHING, because women are complete idiots, and it leads to arguments.
Compliment one piece of clothing and one physical trait. No more, no less. And make physical contact once every 10 minutes. No more, no less.

Pretty much any other things you can recomended

Don't go on your phone, keep your attention focused on her at all times, do not and i repeat do not get caught looking at another female

Don't even bring your phone!

Ok

Oh my god people other than me are giving actual good advice as if theyve been on dates before, you suprise me every day Sup Forums

Alright, if the bar, keep it low on the alcohol.
Some daate maybe movie and dinner? but the take movies first so you guys have something to talk about during dinner.

I've been doing that since I was 13 kill yourself

Not everyone on Sup Forums is a neckbeard virgin. There are a lot of charming sociopaths as well ;)

jerk off right before you go to the date. will make things a lot more chill.

You've been going on first dates for a whole year now? Impressive.

Actually...yeah

Ask if you can finger her within the first 30 minutes. Girls like that sort of confidence. If she says "no" put your finger in your mouth and lick it, then waggle it in front of her face and say "fingey-wingey wants to play pokey-pokey". Then lick your lips and wink at her.

When it doubt, whip it out. And scream something about having a rock and roll band or just scream : wang, dang, sweeet poon tang. Can't miss.

...

Here's some Advice...wear a nice sports jacket a tie & slacks...and treat your date with respect listen to her & get to know her , ask her a few questions

Nice gif faggot

...

This is very true and often overlooked. If you jerk off before you'll not be focused on banging her which makes for a much better experience for her, which result in her wanting her inside you even more.

>which result in her wanting her inside you even more.
kek get pegged

Tell her you visit Sup Forums regularly. If she doesn't know what it is, take out your phone and show her. Date will be over really quick and you can come back here and fap to trap threads like the beta you are.

do not do a movie date. I know that your beta cuck mind is telling you to do that, but dont. have a nice walk in the park, talk for a few hours on a bench, then take her to a dinner.

sauce: am not completely autistic, this worked for my first date with first gf

yeah, don't try to be something you're not. do what you are most confident with. she'll appreciate the honesty.

Whatever you do, faggot, don't be yourself.

Kill your phone now before it steals your girl!

Ignore these idiots. Be yourself. If you want her to actually like you then you need to show her who you are. So don't be afraid to share with her your love of shota and squid porn.

He's not applying for a job. You could probably forgo the jacket and tie

First date, keep it casual

You should be worrying if she is going to be a retard or not, but you are worried about your own "performance". You are fucked before you begin. May as well stay home and fap/cry yourself to sleep.

>Be yourself.

Way to sabotage user's life, you ass hole.

Maybe some nice bigass tshirt, could wear a normal jacket over that as long as the jacket looks good

Ask yourself, "am I talking to much?" and always answer that with yes. If you talk it's either to make her laugh or to ask a question.
Tell yourself that you aren't awkward user. Womyn like confidence. And holy shit. Embrace eye contact when talking/listening.

Good luck user

take a shit before you go

Kill the girl before she steals your phone!

Thx user

>Spelling it womyn

Hope your vibrator shorts out and shocks you to death through your vagina.

Make sure you get your cock AND balls into the condom before you even leave your house. You can't be too safe these days.

Also, when you first meet her, just make a grab for her crotch. If you don't feel anything down there, it's not a trap and you should leave.

Shit advice. "Women like confidence, but don't talk about yourself!". The next day she will be saying how you are "nice, but a bit quiet". She'll never date you again. You will die alone.

Finally some sense in this thread.

Also make sure to pre-lube your anus.

inner game:
>youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko
outer game:
>youtube.com/watch?v=w8E-lmub6R8

Seduction techniques are just tools in a tool box. Some people use a hammer to create, other people use a hammer to harm. The fact that some people use a hammer to harm doesn't make a hammer bad. The men who hate pick up artists are idiots who only focused on outer game, completely neglected inner game and gave up in frustration without putting in the time necessary to really know the techniques. They are like bad carpenters and bad carpenters always blame their tools.

The hardest thing that is going to be for you to accept is that your understanding of what triggers attraction to a man within a woman is wrong. As in, not correct. Mistaken. Misinformed. Female attraction literally has nothing to do with your physical appearance. If you insist on continuing to assert that your appearance is a factor, then keep on doing the exact same thing you've been doing over and over again, expecting a different result each time like an idiot. There is no helping you.

If you are ready to try different perspective on female attraction, consider this:

All women have 5 universal attraction triggers. In no particular order, they are:
1. He is the leader of men
2. He is a successful risk taker
3. He has a willingness to emote (laughs, doesn't speak in a monotone voice)
4. He is a protector of loved ones
5. He is preselected by other women.

You could look like Brad Pitt from the movie fight club, but if you aren't demonstrating to women that you have at least one of the above five traits, you aren't getting laid. Sexual arousal in women stems from jealousy. Women become horny at the thought of a rival woman attempting to steal access to the life their man has built for himself; a life she buys access to by trading pussy to be part of it.

Basically, girls are prostitutes. They sell their pussy to gain access to a masculine social group.

This. Being the nicest pretty guy won't help shit if you're boring. As long as you can make her laugh and entertain her you'll be fine. There's a reason so many fat ugly guys have 10/10 girlfriends and it's not money.

Make sure he wears a condom

my sides

...

You dont take women to a bar. You meet women in bars.

Ruin a date in 4 words

dubs confirms. girls are basically prostitutes

...

"fingey-wingey wants to pokey-pokey"

You dont want to make youraelf available to her at all times. I suggest you cancel and reschedule twice before you go on a date

Youd ruin the date by showing up and then her realizing youre a potato

"What I'm saying is, I don't want to have a reaction to that hot chick, any more than I would to my grandma. Cause by reacting to her, all I'm doing to her is conveying to her that I see her as higher value.... So what's that make me? Lower value."

This. This right here. 90% of all seduction lies in understanding this one concept.

This. And if you encounter her before the date actually happens, you should sigh heavily and say 'oh, you again', before proceeding to ignore whatever she says while you play with your phone.

My grandma gives me a boner. What do?

take her dentures out